WADA Brings down a kingpin!

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peelout 3/1/2019 1:11pm
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GrapeApe wrote:
He's already trying to figure out what he's going to do with the next 4 years of his life
i heard he and Bubba will be in charge of getting rid of the huge booters at GH
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dkg 3/1/2019 1:27pm
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Motoxdoc wrote:
They're testing card players now, FUCK!...there goes my solitaire career. Does anybody know if they test "go fish" or "21 pick-up" players?....is CBD allowed in cards?
Rumor has it Pornhub is going to start testing ....Evil
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footglove 3/1/2019 1:33pm
3/1/2019 1:33pm
At least this finally pushes the "Bridge Cards Contaminated With Lime" story to the back page.
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Matt Fisher 3/1/2019 1:46pm
3/1/2019 1:46pm
Does WADA regulate Monopoly or Scrabble? Asking for a friend.
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GeorgiePorgie 3/1/2019 1:48pm
3/1/2019 1:48pm
Ridelow wrote:
As a Norwegian, Cross country skiing is a national sport. In the World championship last week 5 athletes were caught doping. Max hauke from Austria was...
As a Norwegian, Cross country skiing is a national sport.
In the World championship last week 5 athletes were caught doping.

Max hauke from Austria was caught in the act of blood doping, in the act, on camera!

Its gonna be interesting as what the penalties will be compared to Clayson and Tickle. I bet it will be better handled, information and sentences will be set within a month and with shorter duration..

its interesting as well because the physical strain on the body from cross country can be comparable to MX and Surf.
You see riders using the SkiErg all the time due to the positive effects.



More info : https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47415803

IMO tyhey should be banned for life. But WADA will probably fuck this one up as well..
Ha, that guy will be banned for 1 event.

And the bridge player only banned for 1 year. What the fuck is this shit? You can play bridge until you’re 90. That punishment is like banning a sx equivalent to one heat race. ONE FUCKIN HEAT RACE.



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philG 3/1/2019 1:55pm
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Motoxdoc wrote:
They're testing card players now, FUCK!...there goes my solitaire career. Does anybody know if they test "go fish" or "21 pick-up" players?....is CBD allowed in cards?
Solitaire.............I genuinely LOL'ed at that .
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Texas Built 3/1/2019 2:02pm
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mattyhamz2 wrote:
What kind of PED could possibly help you in Bridge?!?! Please, someone explain this to me!
Crystal meth.
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mattyhamz2 3/1/2019 2:28pm
3/1/2019 2:28pm
mattyhamz2 wrote:
What kind of PED could possibly help you in Bridge?!?! Please, someone explain this to me!
Texas Built wrote:
Crystal meth.
Laughing Laughing
Richard Tease II 3/1/2019 2:36pm
3/1/2019 2:36pm
mattyhamz2 wrote:
Wait wait wait.... They are testing Bridge players? WTF?!?!?!?! IT'S BRIDGE!
Seeing the bridge players in my area i’d Say a good blood thinner and viagra
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Johnny Lock 3/1/2019 2:46pm
3/1/2019 2:46pm
Who TF still plays Bridge?
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franks144 3/1/2019 3:00pm
3/1/2019 3:00pm
mattyhamz2 wrote:
What kind of PED could possibly help you in Bridge?!?! Please, someone explain this to me!
yz25 wrote:
Adderall maybe..... But synthetic tt drug... Why? Just came across the suspects photo..... Just wow! If there was ever a case where someone cried wolf "I...
Adderall maybe..... But synthetic tt drug... Why?

Just came across the suspects photo..... Just wow! If there was ever a case where someone cried wolf "I didn't know the coffee was extra caffeinated etc etc".... This one would be the case.
MPJC wrote:
"Brain fog" is a symptom of low testosterone, and that can be cleared up with trt (don't ask me how I know that), so maybe it's...
"Brain fog" is a symptom of low testosterone, and that can be cleared up with trt (don't ask me how I know that), so maybe it's plausible that testosterone can aid concentration.
Right here^, a lot of times low testosterone is misdiagnosed as ADHD. Very similar symptoms; brain fog and concentration issues, irritability, and depression.
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byronrotax 3/1/2019 3:09pm
3/1/2019 3:09pm
mattyhamz2 wrote:
What kind of PED could possibly help you in Bridge?!?! Please, someone explain this to me!
Anything that will stop you from falling into a coma!
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byronrotax 3/1/2019 3:11pm
3/1/2019 3:11pm
mattyhamz2 wrote:
What kind of PED could possibly help you in Bridge?!?! Please, someone explain this to me!
Texas Built wrote:
Crystal meth.
Im crying!?
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bigcat 3/1/2019 3:36pm
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mattyhamz2 wrote:
Well Adderall or Ritalin would be the obvious ones, but I don't exactly consider those PED's.
You don't consider Adderall a performance enhancing drug?


"Adderall is an amphetamine containing drug that is made up of a combination of both amphetamine and dextroamphetamine. These medicines both have a stimulant effect on the Central Nervous System resulting in increased alertness, staying awake longer and various other affects."
smoothies862 3/1/2019 3:57pm
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guys at work are teaching me Euker. during lunch. what dope would you guys recommend? im really thinking top ten if I train and focus. sure, there isn't a big purse and not many people make it. Its a passion now. If I can get a factory deck. I know I can make it.
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downard254 3/1/2019 4:05pm
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GrapeApe wrote:
That's disappointing, he was my favorite bridge player.
agn5009 wrote:
I was really pulling for him this year.
DoctorJD wrote:
Yet another Geir Helgemo fanboy. Look, the guy is washed-up. In his prime, he could play the hell out of some bridge, but look what he's...
Yet another Geir Helgemo fanboy. Look, the guy is washed-up. In his prime, he could play the hell out of some bridge, but look what he's reduced to: Taking female hormones to compete. What a waste.
He was the most naturally talented SOB in the world of Bridge that I’ve seen play the game. He surely will be missed.

And as for the prior response above asking why he was taking the female fertility drug...........well, Dude looks like a lady!
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JustMX 3/1/2019 4:47pm
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How are bridge players ever going to recover from their injuries without pushing the envelope on PEDs?

As for this player, it is obvious he was suffering from excessive testicular fortitude.
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tcallahan707 3/1/2019 5:14pm
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smoothies862 wrote:
guys at work are teaching me Euker. during lunch. what dope would you guys recommend? im really thinking top ten if I train and focus. sure...
guys at work are teaching me Euker. during lunch. what dope would you guys recommend? im really thinking top ten if I train and focus. sure, there isn't a big purse and not many people make it. Its a passion now. If I can get a factory deck. I know I can make it.
Euchre is the family game around here. Whiskey seems to be the preferred drug of choice, however the window for enhancing performance is quite tight. It's easy to over do it and the results may suffer.

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JM485 3/1/2019 5:43pm
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All this talk about peds and nobody wants to talk about the real issue, oversized cards with exotic friction reducing coatings not available to the public. It’s just not a level playing field and blatantly against the rules. Now if someone could hook a bro up with an email to purchase said frictionless, oversized cards that would be just outstandable.
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daemon616 3/1/2019 5:55pm
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moto-related eh?
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JustMX 3/1/2019 6:58pm
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daemon616 wrote:
moto-related eh?
I checked with tickle.

He said DEFINITELY moto
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brettmx 3/1/2019 8:37pm
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But nobody is using steroids or other performance enhancing drugs in motocross, no siree Bob. Nope, not happening. I just still cannot believe some of you actually believe that.
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hamncheeze 3/1/2019 10:45pm
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The only mistake the XC skier guy made was doing this in a hotel room instead of a camper van at the roadside. Come on, everyone should know this after Armstrong's history finally was exposed?!?

Honestly, as a former elite cyclist and a huge fan of bike racing in general, when I saw the video of the Austrian guy blood doping my heart sank. Because I know deep down inside that if it still happens in Nordic skiing then it's still happening in pro cycling.
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aaryn #234 3/1/2019 11:34pm
3/1/2019 11:34pm
GrapeApe wrote:
That's disappointing, he was my favorite bridge player.
It's all good, I hear he is on his way to Canada so he can keep playing.
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kkawboy14 3/2/2019 3:49am
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GrapeApe wrote:
That's disappointing, he was my favorite bridge player.
aaryn #234 wrote:
It's all good, I hear he is on his way to Canada so he can keep playing.
I heard Alaska, he's building a “Bridge” to nowhere
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zippytech 3/2/2019 7:59am
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Wait till they start testing the slots winners at the casino..
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This will turn the whole bridge world upside down.
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backinthesaddleagain 3/2/2019 11:37am
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I heard they are going to test those guys and gals on storage wars next. After winning a $9,000 bid on the storage locker he tested positive for LSD.
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GeorgiePorgie 3/2/2019 12:11pm
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JM485 wrote:
All this talk about peds and nobody wants to talk about the real issue, oversized cards with exotic friction reducing coatings not available to the public...
All this talk about peds and nobody wants to talk about the real issue, oversized cards with exotic friction reducing coatings not available to the public. It’s just not a level playing field and blatantly against the rules. Now if someone could hook a bro up with an email to purchase said frictionless, oversized cards that would be just outstandable.
JM485 esq.
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Prntscrn 3/2/2019 2:27pm
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Ridelow wrote:
As a Norwegian, Cross country skiing is a national sport. In the World championship last week 5 athletes were caught doping. Max hauke from Austria was...
As a Norwegian, Cross country skiing is a national sport.
In the World championship last week 5 athletes were caught doping.

Max hauke from Austria was caught in the act of blood doping, in the act, on camera!

Its gonna be interesting as what the penalties will be compared to Clayson and Tickle. I bet it will be better handled, information and sentences will be set within a month and with shorter duration..

its interesting as well because the physical strain on the body from cross country can be comparable to MX and Surf.
You see riders using the SkiErg all the time due to the positive effects.



More info : https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47415803

IMO tyhey should be banned for life. But WADA will probably fuck this one up as well..
Before the video leaked I said I would have payed anything to be a fly on the wall when he got caught. Then later that night or if it was the next night is was out and the feeling I got when I watched was disgusting, how can you do that like a real fucking junkie? I read that one of the reporters at VG actually threw up, wasn't that bad for me but I totally understand it, disgusting.

I would like to think that our Scandinavian skiers are clean and that we have a different culture to this, but maybe that's just being naive? Anyway that relay gold tasted damn sweet Cool


Will be interesting to see what's more comes out of this. Sounded like it could be big and multiple sports involved with many many more suspects, with soccer(too much money involved, nothing will probably happen) and cycling(shock) being two of the other sports involved
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