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Oh man, I did the same thing to an old co-worker. He sat opposite in the office, a few seats down. The guy opposite was in on it so he'd say to the guy, 'hey, come and look at this'. I'd then move the wireless mouse towards the top right, (bear in mind I'm 20 feet away) and start clicking, closing everything down. Went on for months. One day he said 'what's this in my usb port?'. We told him it was the WiFi dongle for when he went to meetings which he believed, and then normal closing down service...

When the wireless mouse first came out, we added the USB to our co-workers computer and we would "take-over" his computer at random times. He would freak out saying something weird is happening to my computer....my cursor keeps taking off across the screen....etc, etc. He would try to show someone and of course nothing happened. We'd walk away and it would happen again. He got IT involved and of course we had to get them in on the joke. This went on for like 3-4 months. We were very diligent in not doing it too often, and could be weeks...

I slept with my x-wifes best friend. Boom.

The time I spent playing this game over the last 8 years is embarrassing.

I am the Parts Manager at a Ford/Lincoln dealer, that sells over $14,000,000.00 per year in parts. Here is the truth about parts and parts sales. Number 1, you have to have sales history to be able to stock the correct inventory. If nobody is buying it you shouldn’t be stocking it. that being said you must log any lost sales to build adequate history. If someone asks for a part and you don’t stock it, you log a lost sale. That starts the process. You get enough hits, the part gets stocked. 2. Holding inventory is very expensive, we...

The camera didn't show him, once. No Ralph braying "But WHERE'S Eli Tomac?!?!?" It was surreal.

Its actually not a bad ad for them. Shows they are still committed to succeeding and well organised. The gas-gas idea is a bit left field, but actually makes some sense. The problem is that i doubt gas gas are ready to go right now. And the development work needed for next season....

Ralph called Chad for dinner and Chad didn’t answer. Ralph left a lengthy voicemail, but Chad didn’t return his call. So Ralph ordered room service and spent the night in his hotel. Ricky and Chad had lobster and talked about how annoying Ralph is. Ralph, understandably upset, chose not to mention Reed during the broadcast.

Michael’s dad here. Terry built the engine. It is 134cc’s and it made 37.58 hp last Monday at Terry’s shop In Hesperia last Monday. Ran a 36mm carb with a FMF pipe and DEP silencer. MRX02 mixed 50/50 with Maxima K2 at 32 to 1. We bought and dynoed the parts and ran what worked best. Guessing the KTM’s are 44-45 hp. Terry’s engine had a good front side and that helped compete with the faster KTM 150. Michael rode the wheels of it and I’m very proud of his result. Looking forward to next year and showing up with...

So far this week we got people who don't approve of Forkners super hot Girl, and now people who wouldn't drive a Free Brand New Truck if it has the dealers sticker on it. You know why it's a "Niche" sport ? because it's full of fucktards.

Bigfoot garage model!