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7/27/2020 5:11am
Okay, while peeking through some old photos, I found this one. I'll be the first to admit that this was well-played by Donn, though it did fall a bit short of the intended mark.
Here's the deal. While I was working at Transworld MX, I was headed to Loretta's in '03 to cover the race action that week. I had to meet up with Donn to pick up a lens and some film, that all packed neatly into a camera bag that he knew I'd be carrying onto the plane. I grabbed it and ran to the airport, raced (thankfully) through security, and head onto the flight.
Remember, this was not all that long after 9/11, and security was at an all-time high. I guess it was my lucky day that the TSA folks didn't want to know why there was a cucumber and a condom wrapped in an excessive amount of tinfoil. Luckily, I found it only after I'd arrived safely in Tennessee.
I did get back at him a little, calling to let him know that I'd gotten held up in security, had missed the flight, and was going to have to buy a new plane ticket...though I'm a terrible liar, and couldn't help but laugh.
Who else has a good prank story?
Here's the deal. While I was working at Transworld MX, I was headed to Loretta's in '03 to cover the race action that week. I had to meet up with Donn to pick up a lens and some film, that all packed neatly into a camera bag that he knew I'd be carrying onto the plane. I grabbed it and ran to the airport, raced (thankfully) through security, and head onto the flight.
Remember, this was not all that long after 9/11, and security was at an all-time high. I guess it was my lucky day that the TSA folks didn't want to know why there was a cucumber and a condom wrapped in an excessive amount of tinfoil. Luckily, I found it only after I'd arrived safely in Tennessee.
I did get back at him a little, calling to let him know that I'd gotten held up in security, had missed the flight, and was going to have to buy a new plane ticket...though I'm a terrible liar, and couldn't help but laugh.
Who else has a good prank story?
A long time ago at a different job, some friends and I were talking about the worst rock song ever recorded. I mentioned that Rolling Stone had called it, and they were right for once: We Built This City on Rock & Roll by Jefferson Starship. Well, I came back from lunch and the little cretins had downloaded the .wav file of the first few seconds of the song, then added that sound to my sound scheme. My computer blurted out, "WE BUILT THIS CITY...." every time I clicked the mouse. Thankfully I knew how to fix it!
I photoshopped a Dirt Shark logo to say "Dirt Shart", and made myself a Dirt Shart username. At first glance you wouldn't even notice it. I made it a few days of having these ridiculous over the top exchanges with Swap about after parties, banging monster girls, and shit talk where I'd try to make the conversation as publicly awkward and uncomfortable as possible and he'd give me these "haha funny dude..." type responses before he realized what was going on and banned me lol. I remember getting an angry message about IP addresses and not being allowed back on the board hahaha.
Sorry Donn, loved the magazine but couldn't resist as a bored teen 🤣🤣🤣
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She retaliated by putting zip ties on my bed sheets, cabinet doors, etc and grease behind my camper door handle.
My sister is shipping me my Mom's ashes from cremation. I let my coworkers know my "Mom's" coming to work.
My Boss walks up the isle one day and says a got a package. He is walking towards me with a box, he Drops it and glass breaks and all the container is all over the floor.I can't believe it.
Turns out the glass was full of Speedie dry! He got me good.!!!!!
Lol!
Night crew guys got sprayed in the nuts every time they hit the squirt button.
Took way too long for the night crew to figure out why this was happening...
Priceless.
Pumping contractors chalkline chalk in the heater ducts is a good one too. Load that puppy up and turn all fans on high with key off.
Light fuse and get away.
Also priceless.
Beware of revenge. Like a lot.
I rode to a race with a couple buddies many moons ago. Dropped my bike off at their house midweek. Showed up Friday evening and it was already loaded. Unloaded it at the race site and the thing was covered in stickers. Full wallpaper. Like, in the air box, under fenders, bottom of the tank. Every square inch of my bike was covered. It’s a shame this was pre camera phones.
so i waited and took him, we spent a lot of time trying to locate the guys that drove the camper we found the camper but the guys were never around, so we got this guy on crutches and its the nations in 87 raining super hard, so i break into the camper and we start eating food and drinking beer that i pitched in for, and those guys never came back so i find one of the guys video cameras and i start filming , any way one day inn the fall the camera owner has all the racers over for a veiwing of the past season , and he sees us drinking and eating , ha ha they were all kinda blaming one and other for taking all thier stuff but they never said anything to each other and never thought it coulda been us
Everyone on site around him had weird wtf looks on their faces. The inspector was pissed. Victory was ours (for the day).
Pit Row
Etiquette in staging/behind the hill then is obviously silence.
Gosh its funny then at practice nights with your mates letting out a high pitched beep noise during the pause and seeing them all react and hit the gate hahaha.
The mouse actually ended up in the trophy cabinet after he finally figure it out!
I had been on this remodel job for a good 2 months or so. A wealthy couple n Scripps Ranch. The wife has a couple of businesses and the husband was a recently retired dentist.
So I had been keeping my waters and food in the garage fridge. It was the end of the day and when I opened the refer door I saw what I thought was my big water bottle on the shelf. I was sweating like crazy all day and was hot as hell and incredibly thirsty. I opened up the top and literally poured it down my throat only to feel like I had just swallowed gasoline! Turns out one of those two were hiding their vodka in a water bottle. That shit hit my throat and I immediately sprayed it out all over the refrigerator/garage! Took me an hour to wipe things down. From that day on I do the sniff test before chugging
So for revenge I went to the store and got two boxes of Ex-Lax to make a Chocolate Ex-Lax Cheesecake, Took the recipe off a prank website but doubled the Ex-Lax. The next day I put the cheesecake with my name on it in a box as it had looked the previous two days. When I came back the next day the cheesecake was gone. But I never had a problem taking food with my name on it from then on!
3 days later I heard some guys at work talking about how the new girl had been 'Nick Caged'. When they found out about it that morning, she said she thought it was normal and that the company just really liked Nick Cage.
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