Words / phrases that instantly put you off a used bike advert

1/30/2024 6:48pm

"Never raced."

My experience is the non-raced bikes are neglected.

It bugs me when people ask me if it’s been raced and get all high and mighty when I say yes, like they caught me trying on sell a bike that’s been raced. 

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mtbkris2
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1/30/2024 6:51pm

"Never raced."

My experience is the non-raced bikes are neglected.

It bugs me when people ask me if it’s been raced and get all high and mighty when I say yes, like they caught me trying...

It bugs me when people ask me if it’s been raced and get all high and mighty when I say yes, like they caught me trying on sell a bike that’s been raced. 

Haha they’re shocked you used a competition bike for… competition 

1/30/2024 7:04pm Edited Date/Time 1/30/2024 7:06pm

"Never raced."

My experience is the non-raced bikes are neglected.

It bugs me when people ask me if it’s been raced and get all high and mighty when I say yes, like they caught me trying...

It bugs me when people ask me if it’s been raced and get all high and mighty when I say yes, like they caught me trying on sell a bike that’s been raced. 

mtbkris2 wrote:

Haha they’re shocked you used a competition bike for… competition 

Haha yup. Shocker. I end up having to maintain my mx bikes neurotically (unlike the bikes I don’t race) because otherwise I freak out on the line thinking about it.   

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1/30/2024 11:33pm

'Invested'

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1/31/2024 3:25am

Just saw one pop up on marketplace, I think it was a 5 year old supermini, the only picture was the kid posing with the bike with #1 plates and surrounded by plaques. "This bike is practically undefeated" was the only description, $5k.

Another one that had me scratching my head was a stock 22 YZ250f, aftermarket graphics, looked fairly clean but obviously used. $14k. No explanation for why it's worth that much, I think it made its way down to $11k or $10k now.

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1/31/2024 3:48am

Not raced and only trail ridden are massive red flags for me.

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1/31/2024 3:50am
davis224 wrote:
Just saw one pop up on marketplace, I think it was a 5 year old supermini, the only picture was the kid posing with the bike...

Just saw one pop up on marketplace, I think it was a 5 year old supermini, the only picture was the kid posing with the bike with #1 plates and surrounded by plaques. "This bike is practically undefeated" was the only description, $5k.

Another one that had me scratching my head was a stock 22 YZ250f, aftermarket graphics, looked fairly clean but obviously used. $14k. No explanation for why it's worth that much, I think it made its way down to $11k or $10k now.

Wow, that must be some bike, MSRP is $8,499...

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1/31/2024 4:15am
feeling like a douche. We race a lot so when I sell one I put a "new bottom and top end, bearings, clutch and all wear...

feeling like a douche.

We race a lot so when I sell one I put a "new bottom and top end, bearings, clutch and all wear items (chain, sprocket?s, guides, grips, plastics, seat cover, brakes, sometimes rims and spokes)."  I thought people would appreciate that but I've seen a lot of people on the thread don't?

If it’s genuine, fair play to you I’d happily buy a bike from you.  I started the thread more for the entertainment of the BS associated with buying and selling used bikes, seems like it’s a common interest! 

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1/31/2024 4:40am
davis224 wrote:
Just saw one pop up on marketplace, I think it was a 5 year old supermini, the only picture was the kid posing with the bike...

Just saw one pop up on marketplace, I think it was a 5 year old supermini, the only picture was the kid posing with the bike with #1 plates and surrounded by plaques. "This bike is practically undefeated" was the only description, $5k.

Another one that had me scratching my head was a stock 22 YZ250f, aftermarket graphics, looked fairly clean but obviously used. $14k. No explanation for why it's worth that much, I think it made its way down to $11k or $10k now.

That one is easy.   That's how much he still owes to pay it off.

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1/31/2024 5:44am
davis224 wrote:
Just saw one pop up on marketplace, I think it was a 5 year old supermini, the only picture was the kid posing with the bike...

Just saw one pop up on marketplace, I think it was a 5 year old supermini, the only picture was the kid posing with the bike with #1 plates and surrounded by plaques. "This bike is practically undefeated" was the only description, $5k.

Another one that had me scratching my head was a stock 22 YZ250f, aftermarket graphics, looked fairly clean but obviously used. $14k. No explanation for why it's worth that much, I think it made its way down to $11k or $10k now.

FGR01 wrote:

That one is easy.   That's how much he still owes to pay it off.

Then there's the (albeit very clean) Suzukis for $9k.

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1/31/2024 6:03am

"creampuff"

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1/31/2024 7:38am

Fresh top end 🤣

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1/31/2024 7:58am
feeling like a douche. We race a lot so when I sell one I put a "new bottom and top end, bearings, clutch and all wear...

feeling like a douche.

We race a lot so when I sell one I put a "new bottom and top end, bearings, clutch and all wear items (chain, sprocket?s, guides, grips, plastics, seat cover, brakes, sometimes rims and spokes)."  I thought people would appreciate that but I've seen a lot of people on the thread don't?

Teejay wrote:
If it’s genuine, fair play to you I’d happily buy a bike from you.  I started the thread more for the entertainment of the BS associated...

If it’s genuine, fair play to you I’d happily buy a bike from you.  I started the thread more for the entertainment of the BS associated with buying and selling used bikes, seems like it’s a common interest! 

Fair enough...

"will trade for 69 Camaro" lol

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2/1/2024 2:33pm
feeling like a douche. We race a lot so when I sell one I put a "new bottom and top end, bearings, clutch and all wear...

feeling like a douche.

We race a lot so when I sell one I put a "new bottom and top end, bearings, clutch and all wear items (chain, sprocket?s, guides, grips, plastics, seat cover, brakes, sometimes rims and spokes)."  I thought people would appreciate that but I've seen a lot of people on the thread don't?

Bro, do not get your advice from this forum. There is so much conflicting advice on this thread alone.

How could "fresh top end" be a red flag? People would rather buy a bike with a roached piston and scored cylinder? 

What that tells me is that your experienced with bikes and Im gonna ask to see the receipts. If you show me receipts for all the stuff youve put on for the last 20-30 hrs then Im loading that bike into my truck.

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2/1/2024 2:38pm

The one that always makes me chuckle is some rebuilt late 90s-2000s Japanese two stroke with uodated plastics selling for more than a 5 year old KTM.

 

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2/1/2024 2:51pm

Not for beginners 

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2/1/2024 3:01pm

"replica"

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2/1/2024 3:51pm

Wow this list could go on forever... Usually all things that do not add significant value to the bike...

- Saying that the Oil / Air filter changed every ride but bike doesn't look like its been ever washed

- "My loss your gain"

- List of the retail price of every single part on bike like that adds significant value (I.E. "Ranthal Grips $14.99, Spoke Skins $41.99)

-"Fresh Graphics" yeah with your dads construction company and your number on it????

- Listing used bikes for over MSRP

- Listing out how much you paid in taxes and fees on top of purchase price

- Needs "Part X" would fix but tired of messing with it

 

These are just the ones that jump out at me but literally dozens more red flags out there

 

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2/1/2024 5:26pm
feeling like a douche. We race a lot so when I sell one I put a "new bottom and top end, bearings, clutch and all wear...

feeling like a douche.

We race a lot so when I sell one I put a "new bottom and top end, bearings, clutch and all wear items (chain, sprocket?s, guides, grips, plastics, seat cover, brakes, sometimes rims and spokes)."  I thought people would appreciate that but I've seen a lot of people on the thread don't?

kage173 wrote:
Bro, do not get your advice from this forum. There is so much conflicting advice on this thread alone. How could "fresh top end" be a...

Bro, do not get your advice from this forum. There is so much conflicting advice on this thread alone.

How could "fresh top end" be a red flag? People would rather buy a bike with a roached piston and scored cylinder? 

What that tells me is that your experienced with bikes and Im gonna ask to see the receipts. If you show me receipts for all the stuff youve put on for the last 20-30 hrs then Im loading that bike into my truck.

If I couldn’t verify the mechanical skills of the seller, I’d buy the roached but original one in a heartbeat over the “rebuilt” one. If it’s roached but intact, I can easily do a rebuild. If it’s “freshly rebuilt” but the seller thinks screwdrivers are case splitters and proper torque involves tightening until bolts get loose again, the “fresh rebuild” is worthless. 
 

If I buy a used bike, I’m doing so assuming I need to go through the entire bike and paying a price fitting of that.

The obvious exception is if I know or can otherwise authenticate the parts and services performed and the mechanical talents of the seller. Boarddesign sounds like one of these folks. 

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2/1/2024 5:32pm

A very old Super Hunky quote     "Mint condition"   "This refers to the fact that the bike looks like it has just competed in the Mint 400 Race"

Honestly, "Never been raced"

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2/1/2024 6:00pm

Classic thread.  I keep a detailed maintenance log of everything I’ve done and the hours I did them in a notebook. I post pictures of my log book when I list for sale. Always sell within a week with minimal haggling. 

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2/1/2024 6:08pm

Only ridden to church on Sundays 

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2/1/2024 6:17pm

Only asking what I owe on it.  You'll get the title after I use your money to pay off the bank.

$14,000 Firm.  Don't waste my time with low balls

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2/2/2024 11:36pm

I’ve just thought of another while looking through “lightly used” 23 yz 125s, 

Fork decals on upside down! Means nothing really but if you can’t get such a basic thing right I don’t trust you to be mixing premix properly. 

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2/2/2024 11:41pm

runs good just needs a coil

or

dont really need to sell, just seeing what offers i can get

2/2/2024 11:52pm Edited Date/Time 2/2/2024 11:54pm

funny ass one is when someone says this:  "yeah i picked up this 05 CR250R for cheap, the last owner was scared of it "  This actually happened the other day and I said, "someone is scared of the power of an 05 CR250r?" I just had to say it. and laughed. and this dude got so mad and said he'd run circles around any 450 I own

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2/3/2024 7:45pm
funny ass one is when someone says this:  "yeah i picked up this 05 CR250R for cheap, the last owner was scared of it "  This...

funny ass one is when someone says this:  "yeah i picked up this 05 CR250R for cheap, the last owner was scared of it "  This actually happened the other day and I said, "someone is scared of the power of an 05 CR250r?" I just had to say it. and laughed. and this dude got so mad and said he'd run circles around any 450 I own

And then you know they can't ride when they say that. They're prolly the ones scared of it

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2/3/2024 8:05pm

The numbers 420 or 69 on the bike, typically with house numbers or tape. 

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