Your squid-liest moments

Kyle978
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Edited Date/Time 8/8/2020 2:40am
My childhood buddy and I were FaceTiming last night and spent a while talking about some funny moments we have had together riding and racing. We both had a long list of dumb things we had done over the years, and I thought it would be funny to share some of the lessons we’ve all learned the hard way, I am sure we could all relate to some.

One of my crowning moments came in 2003. I was 13 years old, and my father had passed away from cancer the year before. He had handled most of my bike maintenance over the years, so I had a very steep learning curve keeping my bike together.

I had gotten a new YZ125 about 6 months before, my first big bike, and I had ridden a ton of hours on it. I was racing that summer in the 125 Novice class at E-street MX, and was battling it out toward the back of the pack. About half way through the moto, my bike would not move forward anymore. It ran fine, shifted fine, clutch engaged etc. but it would not budge. I pushed the bike off the track in the deep sand, and couldn’t figure it out.

That was until my friends dad came up and pointed out my sprocket had 0 teeth left. I’m not talking about a couple missing teeth, this sprocket was smooth and round as it gets 😂 It was never on my radar to check a sprocket, never even crossed my mind they would wear out. That was an embarrassing moment and a big time learning experience, no doubt.

That poor bike experienced a lot of my trial and errors. Later that year, I took off my subframe/air boot for the first time to attempt to clean all the air filter oil from the air box. Of course I struggled to get the boot back on, didn’t get it sealed all the way and sucked in sand the first ride back. About 5 laps in that bike blew up in every direction.

I could write a book about all the dumb shit I did.

Share some of yours, I am sure we would all get a kick out of hearing some experiences.
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4/2/2020 8:41am Edited Date/Time 4/2/2020 8:41am
I used to have a chrome helmet with flames when I was on 80s because of the crusty demons look, and McGrath always had flashy helmets. I thought flashy stuff was so cool. I had cow print LBZ pants too at one point but realized when we started racing further from home that it looked super squid.
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4/2/2020 8:41am
Won a moto...had a long straight after the finish line jump...wheelied real nice for about 50 yards...then went all the way over in about 3rd gear...damn near skidded bounced the rest of the straight :-)
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motomike137
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4/2/2020 8:48am Edited Date/Time 4/2/2020 8:50am
I wasn't always mr maintenance either. I raced on a Saturday and it was a mudfest. So I head home and stop at the power wash car wash on the way home and proceed to hose my bike off. It took many many quarters to get the thing clean. I go back to the track on Sunday and head out in practice. I go to blast through a big stadium style whoop section and as I get into it I attempt to make a correction and shut the throttle off. I literally feel the cable not returning and the bike is whiskey throttling on it's own. I eject purposely and come away luckily with only my injured pride. Long story short I never covered nor serviced the air filter when I washed the crap out of the bike the previous day and the gooey splooge from the combo of filter oil and water stuck the slide in my carb lol! I became very judicious about my air filters after that.
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TDeath21
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4/2/2020 8:53am
A couple pop into mind.

I was always tall for my age so my dad growing up probably had me on bigger bikes quicker than most people my age. At age 14 in 05 my dad got me an 02 RM250. I loved it and was smart so I didn’t wreck my brains out or anything.

Anyway, that was the era where the scrub was not common. At all. Novice/intermediate guys like me had no clue really. But ... I’ve been watching James Stewart for 3 years now on TV. He just turns the wheel at the face of the jump. Can’t be that hard right? I was smart and tried it on a finish line table top instead of a double. I just went straight off the track. Probably landed about 10 feet to the right of where I took off from. Crashed but it was a mild one and the bike was fine. Felt like a huge idiot after. Never even tried scrubbing at all after that. I pretty much only trail ride now anyway and haven’t been on an actual track in a long time.

The second thing I did that was super dumb when I was probably 16 still on that same RM250 is when I got off the track I came over to the pickup truck. One of my dad’s friends was using our kick stand for his KX250. There was a little ditch I kinda had to gas it over to get into the grass where we were parked. Well since his bike was right where mine always was when I wasn’t riding, I was gonna have to come in a little slower than normal. I went too slow and got caught up in the ditch. I gassed it to get out of it and lost control slightly. It was enough of a little blip on the throttle that I hit my dad’s friend’s bike and knocked it down. I felt terrible and like a huge dumb ass. No major damage done though. My dad actually laughed about it to me after because he said his bike shouldn’t even have been there. He went to the track and didn’t even really ride. Only a couple minutes. Just sat by the truck and BSed in his gear.

So that’s my two stories as to when I felt like a massive dumb ass while riding.
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motomike137
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4/2/2020 8:54am
I had a brand new 79 YZ250 that I dropped the forks all the way down in the clamps because I thought it looked cool like it had more travel or something. It took me a couple months and some friendly advice from another to figure out it handled like a garbage truck like that lol.
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motomike137
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4/2/2020 9:04am Edited Date/Time 4/2/2020 9:06am
I've had a couple more recent squid outs. More than once I've forgotten my rekluse equipped 450 was in gear and blipped the throttle. The first time I was lined up at the gate on a cold morning here in Michigan. I innocently reached around to put my gloved hand behind the muffler like we've all done many times. Next thing I know my bike launches out from under me into the gate! The starter comes running over like WTF dude? My buddy next to me on the gate just about pissed himself! The second time was before an oil change and I had just warmed my engine up. I had the bike cleaning clutch side against the side of my garage and once again I forgot it was still in gear. For some inexplicable reason I felt the need to blip the throttle one last time before shutting it off. I took a nice little chunk out of the wood siding lol.
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soggy
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4/2/2020 9:08am
mine happened a few weeks ago, forgot to tighten a rad hose on my fresh rebuilt top end. lost all my coolant 10min into the ride, luckily escaped catastrophic damage.
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591MX
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4/2/2020 9:15am
Back in the early 2000’s our county fair held a race. They were always super sketchy but a lot of fun with all the school friends and family that would be there. So I won the first Moto of 125 C and proceeded to throw a sick 1-hander off the finish line double, came up way short, and was sprawled out right there passed the line. My ego was crushed and instead of owning it I spent the rest of the night explaining to my friends how the deep ruts on the face of the jump had somehow caused my right arm to flail into the air. Man looking back I’m just thankful I made it out of the C-class alive.
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Falcon
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4/2/2020 9:21am
Las Vegas, 1987. The World Mini Grand Prix. It was my first big race and I was a little nervous because I was not a very fast kid. I figured I needed all the help I could get, so my buddy and I were trying to jet the bike as good as possible for the conditions.
The old track south of Henderson had a jetting area that was basically two 180-degree turns connected by whooped out straights. You could get your bike on the pipe and see what it was doing. The whole thing was surrounded by a chain-link fence to keep it separated from the rest of the pits.
On one of my jetting runs, I left the gas on a little too long, swapped a few times while trying to brake for the turn, decided I couldn't make the turn and went over the berm into the soft, loose dirt on the other side. I wasn't very experienced in this scenario yet, so I left the brakes on... HARD. Well, you can guess what happened when I came down in soft dirt, front wheel first, with the brakes on. I endoed pretty good and almost cut my head off on the chain link fence!
My buddy was cracking up, but we both started panicking when I realized that my clutch lever was broken and I only had a few minutes until my race. Luckily, the Suzuki truck was there and they hooked me up.
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FWYT
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4/2/2020 9:22am
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Some epic stories here!!
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KMC440
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4/2/2020 9:30am
Had a crap start in a double gate drop, was in second gate drop, went down in 3rd corner cross rut. Ok my moto is junk and begin my "practice moto" one more lap in I look and 75yds behind is my buddy Travis leading B class so I proceed to move aside and let him by as we get to a sandy drop off. Travis clears me no problem and I tuck the front end into the sand. Laying there briefly I realize the flagger and I cannot make eye contact therefore I'm nonexistent. A split second later I see 2nd place in the air and he's going to land on me and my bike! I say a quick prayer and shove my face into the sand. I feel the hit to the back of my head and roll with it. Hey I'm not dead! However 2nd place goes tumbling 3rd lands on my bike as I'm standing now waving ... pulled the the bike away and went to the truck.
Squid central with a little "gonna die now" thrown in.
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GCBC
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4/2/2020 10:00am Edited Date/Time 4/2/2020 10:04am
591MX wrote:
Back in the early 2000’s our county fair held a race. They were always super sketchy but a lot of fun with all the school friends...
Back in the early 2000’s our county fair held a race. They were always super sketchy but a lot of fun with all the school friends and family that would be there. So I won the first Moto of 125 C and proceeded to throw a sick 1-hander off the finish line double, came up way short, and was sprawled out right there passed the line. My ego was crushed and instead of owning it I spent the rest of the night explaining to my friends how the deep ruts on the face of the jump had somehow caused my right arm to flail into the air. Man looking back I’m just thankful I made it out of the C-class alive.
that is hilarious!
show off fails are always the best!

nothing funny from mx but first shifter kart race I entered I was in the lead the whole race and came in a lap early.
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Bruce372
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4/2/2020 10:12am
Lol.

The other day, I was servicing the air chamber from a AER fork.
I forgot to let the air out, so when I open the cartridge, the air rod fired out with such force it would have killed me if I had my head above.
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c0ncEpT
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4/2/2020 10:18am
A buddy and I were racing the Michigan State Championship Series in 2016.

We were racing a track that we had never been to before. Both got terrible starts and were coming through the pack. He was just in front of me. We were coming into a left hand turn. He goes outside so I go inside thinking this is my chance to pass him. Well at the exit of the turn both lines come together. I T-Boned him at wide open throttle and took us both down. I hit him so hard it actually bent his front brake rotor locking up the front wheel.

We still laugh about it all the time.
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ThePizzaCobra
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4/2/2020 10:18am
I was about 13 years old and doing my 2nd race ever on an 85. Got what I thought was a great start and lead the whole race. Crossed the finish line pointing my index finger in the air, totally freaking out in excitement. Rolled up to my dad and he was "Way to go buddy!" I was like, "Dad, I can't believe I won!" He was like, "Well don't believe it - you did awesome, but you took 2nd." The kid that actually won was about a lap ahead of the field - never even saw him. Felt like such an idiot after having gone by the stands throwing the #1 in the air lol. Any win since, in anything, has been with humility.
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Chance1216
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4/2/2020 10:20am
I was 17 and showing off for a chick. I had a decent bag of tricks in my arsenal, or so I thought. I went for a no footed can can. I ended up landing with my ass on the seat, both feet on the left side of the bike. I grabbed a handful of throttle and got thrown off the bike. Well, not only did I land on my back knocking the wind out of myself, I managed to ghost ride the bike right into the chick. She went home pissed and unimpressed. I guess the Dunlop tread marks going up her white pant leg had something to do with it.
Glory days.
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Ted722
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4/2/2020 10:53am
I was 15. Went to Hollister HIlls for my very first ride on my brand-spankin' new '83 Honda CR250. Dad in tow on his '76 KX400. Didn't make it out more than a 1/4 mile on the first ride. looped it out and ripped the rear fender off. My Dad was not happy! But, we jerry-rigged the fender back on and ended up having a good day.

Other moments:
- Put Armor All on the seat to make it look purdy, then realized not a great idea once in motion.

- Had a good moto going on my '87 CR250 and about half-way through the moto, the seat came off. Finished the moto, but I was pissed at my mechanic (me) when I got back to the truck. Whistling

- Took my Dad's KX400 on a camping trip in the Summer...air temps in the 90's. Found a long uphill fire road and gave that KX "the beans" for a solid 20 minutes to the top. Turned the gas off and took a break for a few minutes. Fired it back up and headed down. In a few minutes, that thing seized big time! Forgot to turn the gas on.
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sandtrack315
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4/2/2020 10:55am
Anyone remember that triple at Oatfield in the front, right out of that left hand turn? I sent it for the first time and came up short, bucked my feet over to the left side, but I still had my hands on the bars. I didn't really know what to do, as my instinct is to stay on the bike. Ending up basically dragging myself / running along side the bike for about 30 feet before I finally leant it over. I hit it faster the next time.
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4/2/2020 11:04am
1979 KDX 175. Painted the pipe bright red, green grips, blue garbage plastic levers and all the packing removed from the silencer. That prick was annoyingly stupid LOUD. Ohhh, had a squeeze horn on it to make it street legal and a bicycle mirror. I thought I was pretty friggin cool.
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4/2/2020 11:20am Edited Date/Time 4/2/2020 11:21am
Very first time at or on a motocross track (Winchester Speedpark) I had a KX65, had mostly ridden woods/open fields. It was me and my dad and we had absolutely no idea what we were doing.

First practice my group gets called and I start walking my bike towards the gate and the guy running the dog house just starts laughing. He comes over and informs me that the knee guards I'm wearing go underneath the pants and not over. Damn. Also asks me where my goggles are and I realize I forgot my goggles at the truck. DAMN ! I sprint back to the truck, get the goggles, run back and hop on my bike just in time to make it out for a couple laps. The track was super fresh since it was first practice in the morning but that didn't stop me from whiskey throttling into a nice loop out off a smallish table top right onto my ass. Yeah I was definitely king squid the first few times I went to the track. Brandon who? Never heard of her Grinning

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FreshTopEnd
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4/2/2020 11:29am
So, you want the story of my riding life, eh?
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dimetime
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4/2/2020 12:07pm
This one always immediately pops to mind when thinking about dumb shit l've done.

Friday night Ascot and it's practice. I pull on to the track for my two or three laps around the track that they called practice. For some reason when l pull onto track l'm on the oval riding next to the crashwall when for no reason that l can remember l want to look behind me or check my exhaust, WTF, so like an idiot l cross over with my left hand to the throttle and turn to look back.

Of course this causes me to whiskey throttle while cross handed and looking back. The bike hits the powerband and the bike just rockets out from underneath me and sends me ass over tea kettle RIGHT in front of my riding/racing buddy and all out Ascot friends. Damn KX went a twenty yards before it laid down. Raced that night with a fucked up subframe and bent bars but it was the ego that was the most damaged.
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Chance1216
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4/2/2020 12:15pm
dimetime wrote:
This one always immediately pops to mind when thinking about dumb shit l've done. Friday night Ascot and it's practice. I pull on to the track...
This one always immediately pops to mind when thinking about dumb shit l've done.

Friday night Ascot and it's practice. I pull on to the track for my two or three laps around the track that they called practice. For some reason when l pull onto track l'm on the oval riding next to the crashwall when for no reason that l can remember l want to look behind me or check my exhaust, WTF, so like an idiot l cross over with my left hand to the throttle and turn to look back.

Of course this causes me to whiskey throttle while cross handed and looking back. The bike hits the powerband and the bike just rockets out from underneath me and sends me ass over tea kettle RIGHT in front of my riding/racing buddy and all out Ascot friends. Damn KX went a twenty yards before it laid down. Raced that night with a fucked up subframe and bent bars but it was the ego that was the most damaged.
It’s a shame that place closed. Lots of good memories there
JMCR250
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4/2/2020 12:19pm
One of my best was a few years ago. My bike is tall, has a high kick starter and a ton of compression. When I went to start it on the starting line, my left foot got caught in the rut next to my gate, all of my weight shifted, and I flopped over on the starting line -- yes, I crashed before the gate even dropped. It didn't exactly me put me in the right frame of mind when I actually got it started and waited for the gate drop. I think I did OK though, probably because my competitors were all still laughing when it was go time.
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ConnorD11
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4/2/2020 12:22pm
Second race ever when I was probably 10, my dad and I got super into racing. The first race a few weeks prior I got second in a peewee race (big whoop). So we decide to load up our low boy pipe trailer and haul our asses from Houston to no where Louisiana for another peewee race😂 it must have been a 8 hour drive. I was so psyched and let my emotion get the best of me. The woods were extremely tight trees and I was out of control. In the first mile or so, I popped a tree going way too fast for my xr100 and broke my wrist, bad.
I laid there in shock, not even crying. I wasn’t worried about the pain I was in right then, I was worried about the pain my pops would put me in when we just drove 8 hours to ride a 30 minute race and I dnf 8 minutes in.
So a sweep rider comes and gets me up, tells me I have to ride home because we can’t go backwards. It was a 3 mile ride out to a road on deep sand and more tight trees with a pretty bad broken wrist.
That was on a Saturday. Drove home through the night, pops didn’t believe I broke the wrist so we waited till Monday to see a doctor. What do you know! Broken and in a cast for the entire summer!! Jesus that thing stank..
ga_pike
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4/2/2020 12:23pm
I'll give ya 2...

First... racing 60's at New Castle, PA, I was winning the first moto and on the last lap, I was "showboating" over a few jumps before the finish. I say that with quotes because all I could really do was turn my front wheel. Anyways, in the final corner I crashed. There were only 3 or 4 60's in the race and it was so quiet, you could hear everyone laughing at me. Still won but felt like a moron.

Second one was at Loretta Lynn's on 80's. Was running somewhere around 15th when my bike locked up. Kick starter wouldn't budge. Stupid me decided to take the radiator cap off. You know what happened next... huge billowing steam and a burnt hand. Learned my lesson that day.
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dimetime
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4/2/2020 1:52pm
dimetime wrote:
This one always immediately pops to mind when thinking about dumb shit l've done. Friday night Ascot and it's practice. I pull on to the track...
This one always immediately pops to mind when thinking about dumb shit l've done.

Friday night Ascot and it's practice. I pull on to the track for my two or three laps around the track that they called practice. For some reason when l pull onto track l'm on the oval riding next to the crashwall when for no reason that l can remember l want to look behind me or check my exhaust, WTF, so like an idiot l cross over with my left hand to the throttle and turn to look back.

Of course this causes me to whiskey throttle while cross handed and looking back. The bike hits the powerband and the bike just rockets out from underneath me and sends me ass over tea kettle RIGHT in front of my riding/racing buddy and all out Ascot friends. Damn KX went a twenty yards before it laid down. Raced that night with a fucked up subframe and bent bars but it was the ego that was the most damaged.
Chance1216 wrote:
It’s a shame that place closed. Lots of good memories there
Amen.
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captmoto
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4/2/2020 2:01pm
Your question presumes I am done riding.
Rawly
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4/2/2020 2:02pm
Imagine yourself driving down a main highway and witnessing this squid move on the frontage road next to you , wish I would have stopped and talked with the guy who pulled over. He was pulling a bike trailer. Gave him a good campfire story 😀

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