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I had the procedure on a Thursday afternoon. Had a softball tournament that started a little after noon on that Friday. The pain pills worked remarkably well, so I played the whole weekend. I’m sure that the mixture of beer and painkillers is why I kept thinking it was a good idea. Woke up Monday and was more swollen than I could have imagined. Went to the ER, they iced me up and gave me some anti inflammatories, and told me to rest for 3 days.
Lesson learned.
😂😂10/10 response.
I drove 90 miles the next day for a slot car race…. Then rode single track about a week after. No issues, but I took it easy, more of a cruise.
At 2 weeks I was 100%. This was about 25 years ago….
The reversal was 10x worse. Rode her same day of both surgerys lol
Waited 8 weeks to ride dirtbike haha.
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WTF are all of you talking about.was nobody sedated??? Did no body get a cone over their head either ??
Fuck the nurse didn’t compliment me on anything and my chest hair was gone too.
I did hear somebody say there was no stitches.thank god I didn’t have stitches and a frontal body shave together .i would have felt like a dog.
Oh shit sorry that’s what happened to our dog. She was mad about the cone more than anything.
A couple days off recovery and went back to work with pain meds for me worked
After reversal, they swelled to the size of grapefruits both of them. Sac will never be the same. I recommend any guy thinking about getting a vasectomy, don't. The reversal is hell
The nurse cleaning the area was quite the experience. She was super nice, but damn that was weird having her move everything all around.
Doc was cool though! He asked if music was ok to play and turned on Kenny Rogers. We were both singing along while I scrolled Vital and texted the wife. He looked up and asked if I was texting, said sure am and reading through an MX forum. He laughed and said he’d never seen anyone to that before. All was good until he made the second incision and I wasn’t numb….. That was hell!
Since we are going this route. I mentioned earlier I was in a new relationship and she brought me to have it done. Nurse walks out to get me and its a chick I had a 3 night stand with less than a year prior. Fuqn, awkward. Not a word was said the entire time.
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I am done at two kids, doc said I need to discuss with the wife. I told him, f that, she can have as many kids as she wants, just don't expect me to father or pay for them.
I rode a 4 wheeler checking out hunting property 5 days post surgery. Not a good idea. I ended up with a hydrostatic. Basically fluid build up in your ball sack squeezing your ball. It felt like I was kicked in the nuts and it never went away. Dr. stuck a needle in there and drained out 73ml of fluid. Felt great, but it came back 2 days later on the weekend. I didn't want to pay for an ER visit and I'm a Paramedic (basically a Doctor not), so I just get the same thing the Dr did and I got 34ml. Never came back and all is good. Rest, keep them iced multiple times a day and relax for a week.
I switched to all female doctors when my male primary physician retired about 5 years ago. Now primary physician is a female and so is my urologist. At first I thought it would be weird having a female jiggle my balls and stick finger up my ass but hey kinda look forward to it now 😎. Much more comfortable and not so nervous when I have to go in for my yearly check ups.
Not the recovery per se…but on mine, the Doc wasn’t exactly gentle. No pain but a ton of tugging on plumbing…He’s down there doing his thing for what seems like an eternity. I figured I’m almost done when he looks up and says “alright, that’s one, just one to go.”
I was thinking “someone get me out of here”…😂
Congrats on the sex
It's not 6 months that's for sure
I was super hesitant to get mine. I come from a plumbing background so at the first consultation I asked about the procedure. "So you disconnect the line the baby juice comes from and then what ? Re route it out your butt hole" ? How does it work ? No we just cut the line and tie it off. ...Wait wait wait a second..., you can't just cap off a line that's still producing and under pressure at the other end, where does "It" go ? It seemed like a legitimate question to me. His answer was "It just gets absorbed into the bloodstream" Seriously ? And it just keeps building up in your blood ? How long before you can get a girl pregnant with a cut on your finger ? I don't know doc you can't just cap a live line and not have pressure build up, your saying it builds up until eventually the line bursts and then it gets "Absorbed into your blood" ? I gotta think about this one I'm out. The second time we had an appointment both our kids were at the toddler / constant attention phase, so we hadn't hooked up in awhile. We got a babysitter for the appt and said we're getting dinner after so it'll be late. We missed the appointment, went to the Royal Hawaiin in Laguna instead and had a Lapu Lapu, each. (If you know you know, it's like a jacuzzi sized mai tai) Now we had to sober up before I could drive home, we wound up fucking in the back of our 4Runner so that was failed vasectomy appt #2. 3rd time was the charm and I got it done. It was pretty painless and didn't seem like a big deal. The day after I went out to look at a job, the boys were a little sore but not that bad. It was no big deal until I saw mud on my shoes and instinctively stomped my foot on the ground to knock it off. That resulted in almost passing out, getting double vision and seeing little green dots chasing each other 😆
Yikes 😶 That must've been what one of my friends had. His nutsack looked like a giant over ripe avocado, same color and all
Holy hell, good laugh there, thank you!
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Just when I think about not reading vital every day, this stuff pops up..
So who ended up shaving you? 😂The big dude or the gorgeous red head Doc?
I speak for myself, no dude ever touching my nut sack.
Have you considered a PSA blood test?
The PSA (prostate-specific antigen) blood test is a common screening tool for prostate cancer, measuring the amount of PSA, a protein produced by the prostate gland, in your blood. Elevated PSA levels may indicate prostate cancer or other prostate-related issues.
Do they jiggle and finger at the same time? If so, I'm in.
Hahahahaha...you filthy swine. My Missus just asked why I'm giggling so much. Told her a bunch of dudes discussing Vasectomies on Vital....she said, "I've heard enough".
I’d say if you wear compression shorts / tight boxers daily, you’d probably be good after a few weeks. I didn’t have tight boxers and my biggest issue that lasted a while was my nuts would start getting sore/painful after standing for a while. I don’t think you’d have any major issues if you rode after 2-3 weeks
I will say, for anyone considering a snip. It’s not all sunshine and rainbows. I’ve had some pretty consistent discomfort/pain in my nuts since I did the procedure 5 years ago, which apparently isn’t too uncommon
6 months? Maybe if they gave you a dicksectomy.
Resistance is futile. But yea kinda!!
Here's a Woman's opinion on Men's aversion to Prostate Tests :
A (true) story about 'shaving':
I'm 16, just about to have my first (of somewhere near or above 20 procedures so far) Knee Operation. It was the early 70s, and I had the Medial Meniscus in my RH knee out, with the old "3" scar method. Still got it in a sample bottle, somewhere, but, it might have turned into white powder by now.
Nurse comes in to shave my knee. Asks me to undress - WTF?, thinks me. Lay back in Bed, next second, my nether regions are being soaped up. WTF?, again. Said something like "what are you doing", she said I needed "shaving for my Vasectomy" I told her No, I was having my knee done, and to get that blade the heck away from my balls.
Turned out, the bloke in the bed across the way was the one for "the snip", and, she'd / they'd mixed us up. I was a Ranga, He was a Ranga, and we both had beards - though, mine was a pretty bloody limited 16 year old's one.
I kid you not - it freaked me out - so much so, any and every thing I've had 'done' since then, I've questioned every aspect of it.
I've gotten the "say no more" from my wife. She has 4 brothers so she has heard some shit.
All this ice, swollen and or loosing nuts talk isn't helping my decision.
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