Ever seen something like this?

"Million to one shot doc!   Million to one!"

My last girlfriend was a radiologist.   She had seen some interesting stuff; it's crazy the stuff folks put in there...

“Accidentally have something stuck in my ass”

"Yeah, that's it, a race, it must have happened at a race!"

@ Roostbuckets vitals resident Gerbal farmer had a similar situation.

Well at least they didn't find the whole handlebar up his ass. 

Emergency room doctor----"Your intestines are now in the shape of a CR high bend"

I've heard some stories from EMT's and emergency room workers that made me wonder if there is anything that people will not stick up their butt.

Shampoo bottle's and or caps seemed to be the most common with multiple people having a story about a shampoo bottle.   

I had so many questions, but was afraid to know the answer.  And they said people of all ages, etc.

Every time I've been to the ER since, I scan the room and wonder how many people are there for things they " lost".   Is the granny there after misplacing her loofa? Is Big Bobby there looking for his rachet and 10mm socket that he " sat on" .   

I see a business opportunity for ribbed lever grips.

"For her pleasure and yours"

"Found"

hahaha

Better than getting a fusilli Jerry stuck in you I guess . 

That is exactly why I switched to the Polisport unbreakable levers

Saw that on Monday. Pretty gnarly! Things have to really go perfectly wrong for that to happen the way it did.

Not sure how the "chicks dig scars" thing is going to work out for him. 

I wonder if he had 1 or 2 fingers on the clutch upon insertion?

rectum, damn near killed 'em. 

"I bought my old lady two Cadillacs and she rectum both!"

Not as wrong as a minister ending up in A&E with a potato well and truly stuck. "I was up on a pair of steps putting up a curtain rail when i fell off and landed on the potato" was his excuse

Test rider for ASV’s new Shocker Lever design?

That dude can’t catch a break. Or… can he? 🤔

What's that shit on your handlebars?

An alligator in your butt, a radiator in your butt, see you later, in your butt. Eddie Murphy said it well.

He put what what, in the butt?? (some of you 40+ racers will get that)

In all seriousness though, this is why I never agree that you should always keep 2 fingers on the clutch. 

Anything is a dildo if you try hard enough.

"He'd be damned if..."

Best Scene in that great film.

He landed on the potato with no pants on?

Picked the wrong lottery to cash in on.  If I am going to win something against the odds, this is not it!  Pretty much an unbelievable story…

Gay Suzuki rider??? -  at least fixed the hair...

I wonder if he stops walking anytime he clenches 🤣