I was watching the pro's today on the main track and wondering why they NEVER venture over to the Masters track. (some people call it the vet track) Is it because we do 45 minute moto's like the real men of motocross did? Are they afraid of some of the jumps? (we are friendly and would tow them over if needed) Is it because we all have Go Pro's on our helmets and they are afraid we would block pass them and post it on You Tube? (if we knew how to get it from the Go Pro to the computer) Crazy to think there are guys on the Master's track that have more years of riding experience than 3 new hot shot factory pro's put together. The guy parked next to me thought they might be afraid we would steal their chicks. ![]()
Factory pro's at Glen Helen today
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..........this is the only response I can conjure up.
Somebody's been huffing exhaust fumes again...
Probably feels like a liability for them to ride it with all those guys on the track in packs of 4-5 sitting on the seat and following each other
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Could be because they don't want to ride with a bunch of squids
Same reason vets don’t go to the pee wee track
You don't need any apostrophes anywhere in that entire paragraph, genius.
The REM track?? I’ve never heard anyone call it the masters track
Jody?
Did you go surfing afterwards?
The bear looks comfortable this season.😂
They've made tremendous progress in modern day helmet design. I suggest you look into a new lid pal.
My guy definitely went home a popped a viagra after his motos on the REM track.
He's pumped up and ready to Gooooo
Too funny!
Should not drink and post.
It is the Arroyo Track (also known as the REM Track to us old-timers!). No such thing as "Masters Track"!
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Cameron McAdoo and Austin Forkner have been known to spin some laps on the REM track now and then. 🤷♂️
BTW it will always be the REM track to most of the geezers who have raced REM for the last 30 years, me included.
They don’t want the smoke
its because these beer belly 'real men' doing 45min motos despite being tired after 10 are a liability and mobile hazard.
Too late for that. The damage is done
Truly a masterful cast.
Gives me fmip vibes😅
Wikipedia can confirm.
LOL this is awesomely dumb, appreciate the laugh on a Friday. 👍
I get it, you've been spraying air filters with the windows closed again, haven't you?
Dang, that is a brutal analogy.
OP - cheers, fun read, especially when you start throwing the ladies into the mix. LOL
Sometimes it’s better to only be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt…
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