Factory pro's at Glen Helen today

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I was watching the pro's today on the main track and wondering why they NEVER venture over to the Masters track. (some people call it the vet track)  Is it because we do 45 minute moto's like the real men of motocross did?  Are they afraid of some of the jumps?  (we are friendly and would tow them over if needed)  Is it because we all have Go Pro's on our helmets and they are afraid we would block pass them and post it on You Tube?  (if we knew how to get it from the Go Pro to the computer)  Crazy to think there are guys on the Master's track that have more years of riding experience than 3 new hot shot factory pro's put together.  The guy parked next to me thought they might be afraid we would steal their chicks.   Cool

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..........this is the only response I can conjure up.

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4/11/2024 4:26pm

Somebody's been huffing exhaust fumes again...

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4/11/2024 4:28pm

Probably feels like a liability for them to ride it with all those guys on the track in packs of 4-5 sitting on the seat and following each other 

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4/11/2024 4:28pm

@ML512 ive got reply’s on tap for this stuff.

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4/11/2024 4:30pm

Could be because they don't want to ride with a bunch of squids

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Same reason vets don’t go to the pee wee track 

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Gator 4 wrote:
I was watching the pro's today on the main track and wondering why they NEVER venture over to the Masters track. (some people call it the...

I was watching the pro's today on the main track and wondering why they NEVER venture over to the Masters track. (some people call it the vet track)  Is it because we do 45 minute moto's like the real men of motocross did?  Are they afraid of some of the jumps?  (we are friendly and would tow them over if needed)  Is it because we all have Go Pro's on our helmets and they are afraid we would block pass them and post it on You Tube?  (if we knew how to get it from the Go Pro to the computer)  Crazy to think there are guys on the Master's track that have more years of riding experience than 3 new hot shot factory pro's put together.  The guy parked next to me thought they might be afraid we would steal their chicks.   Cool

You don't need any apostrophes anywhere in that entire paragraph, genius. 

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4/11/2024 5:28pm

The REM track?? I’ve never heard anyone call it the masters track

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Jody?

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Did you go surfing afterwards?

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bvm111 wrote:

The bear looks comfortable this season.😂

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4/11/2024 6:34pm

They've made tremendous progress in modern day helmet design. I suggest you look into a new lid pal. 

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4/11/2024 6:38pm

My guy definitely went home a popped a viagra after his motos on the REM track.

He's pumped up and ready to Gooooo

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Gator 4 wrote:
I was watching the pro's today on the main track and wondering why they NEVER venture over to the Masters track. (some people call it the...

I was watching the pro's today on the main track and wondering why they NEVER venture over to the Masters track. (some people call it the vet track)  Is it because we do 45 minute moto's like the real men of motocross did?  Are they afraid of some of the jumps?  (we are friendly and would tow them over if needed)  Is it because we all have Go Pro's on our helmets and they are afraid we would block pass them and post it on You Tube?  (if we knew how to get it from the Go Pro to the computer)  Crazy to think there are guys on the Master's track that have more years of riding experience than 3 new hot shot factory pro's put together.  The guy parked next to me thought they might be afraid we would steal their chicks.   Cool

Too funny!

Should not drink and post.

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4/11/2024 7:00pm
Gator 4 wrote:
I was watching the pro's today on the main track and wondering why they NEVER venture over to the Masters track. (some people call it the...

I was watching the pro's today on the main track and wondering why they NEVER venture over to the Masters track. (some people call it the vet track)  Is it because we do 45 minute moto's like the real men of motocross did?  Are they afraid of some of the jumps?  (we are friendly and would tow them over if needed)  Is it because we all have Go Pro's on our helmets and they are afraid we would block pass them and post it on You Tube?  (if we knew how to get it from the Go Pro to the computer)  Crazy to think there are guys on the Master's track that have more years of riding experience than 3 new hot shot factory pro's put together.  The guy parked next to me thought they might be afraid we would steal their chicks.   Cool

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4/11/2024 7:04pm

It is the Arroyo Track (also known as the REM Track to us old-timers!). No such thing as "Masters Track"!

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4/11/2024 7:17pm Edited Date/Time 4/11/2024 7:21pm

Cameron McAdoo and Austin Forkner have been known to spin some laps on the REM track now and then. 🤷‍♂️

BTW it will always be the REM track to most of the geezers who have raced REM for the last 30 years, me included.

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4/11/2024 8:19pm

They don’t want the smoke

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4/11/2024 9:27pm

its because these beer belly 'real men' doing 45min motos despite being tired after 10 are a liability and mobile hazard.

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4/12/2024 2:40am
ProKawi24 wrote:

They've made tremendous progress in modern day helmet design. I suggest you look into a new lid pal. 

Too late for that. The damage is done

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Truly a masterful cast.

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Gives me fmip vibes😅

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4/12/2024 6:14am

Could be because they don't want to ride with a bunch of squids

Wikipedia can confirm.

 

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4/12/2024 6:19am

LOL this is awesomely dumb, appreciate the laugh on a Friday. 👍

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4/12/2024 6:22am

I get it, you've been spraying air filters with the windows closed again, haven't you?

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ElliotB16 wrote:

Same reason vets don’t go to the pee wee track 

Dang, that is a brutal analogy. Laughing

OP - cheers, fun read, especially when you start throwing the ladies into the mix.  LOL

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Sometimes it’s better to only be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt…

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