Best MX one-liner

plowboy
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plowboy 6/25/2019 5:35pm
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1976 Rio Bravo, Marty Smith to Marty Tripes (if memory serves me...it could have been Billy Grossi) Holiday Inn parking lot..."Man, what happened to your face...did someone give you a massage with a bag of nickels?"
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"Rodger is so bad, he has 3 number 1s." Bob Hannah
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DPR250R 6/25/2019 6:04pm
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It’s a schlongshot but it might happen.
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FerCzD 6/25/2019 6:17pm
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He is in a must situation
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Jamal#440 6/25/2019 6:58pm
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Hannahs "one-liner" from his 1 finger salute to Howerton at Saddleback.
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cable 6/25/2019 7:36pm
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"outstandable"! AP7
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"Stacked Field"

-every announcer, ever.
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“I had to get around some guy with a zip code on his number plate”-Yogi
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ktm 125 6/26/2019 1:54am
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not the brightest light in the room
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Here come cold nipples..... ((Colt Nichols))
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RC on an SX broadcast
"He needs to preperate properly!"
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kb228 6/26/2019 4:02am
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RC: “i told you!”
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"I wouldn't be a man if I didn't go for both.."
Buddy Antunez, Crusty 1
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motoxxx599 6/26/2019 6:36am
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With a flag and a hooker we’ll be in control - Damon Bradshaw
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motoxxx599 6/26/2019 6:39am
6/26/2019 6:39am
steve.hackler.1 wrote:
"He's coming." McGraths pit board refering to Larroco coming through the pack after one of his usual bad start.
This also happened on either Emig or Huffmans pitboard referring to MC
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Rupert X 6/26/2019 6:48am
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" Told Momma I was in prison all those years, didnt have the heart to tell her I was racing motorcycles" - Author unknown
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kb228 wrote:
RC: “i told you!”
Best one is:

"Watch this Ralph, he's going to set him up for the pass right here...Oh, he didn't make the pass."
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Harry Backmon 6/26/2019 7:39am
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These are great! Keep 'em coming.

Katoomy, I bet you're fun at parties.
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Do you have enough gas in the tank for Moto two.
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smoothies862 6/26/2019 9:14am
6/26/2019 9:14am
steve.hackler.1 wrote:
"He's coming." McGraths pit board refering to Larroco coming through the pack after one of his usual bad start.
Wasnt that larry wards board when mc was chasing him down?
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yeroc281 6/26/2019 9:30am
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Me, " just one more time" then I get hurt.
washedupmxer 6/26/2019 10:51am
6/26/2019 10:51am
Front tire slip, rear tire kick
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reynardfan1 6/26/2019 10:52am
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Anytime Ralph says ‘he comes inside’ 🤦🏽‍♂️
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hellbillyohio 6/26/2019 11:04am
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What was Bradshaws famous line?
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sumdood 6/26/2019 11:27am
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You, have some serious problems you need to work out with yourself
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BikeGuy321 6/26/2019 11:47am
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You can make a small fortune racing, if you start out with a large one.
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FreshTopEnd 6/26/2019 12:19pm
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"wax my spokes"
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Nuffsaid 6/26/2019 12:52pm
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“If you don’t crash alot, you just ain’t going fast enough “ Chandler
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Red141 6/26/2019 1:15pm
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He chocked, I didn't. (ducks)
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