Best MX one-liner

Ramrod
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Ramrod 6/26/2019 1:26pm
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“Big doubles, no troubles”
Red141
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Red141 6/26/2019 2:21pm
6/26/2019 2:21pm
Red141 wrote:
He chocked, I didn't. (ducks)
-MAVERICK- wrote:
* He cracked, I didn't.
Doh! You are right!
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Nighttrain
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Nighttrain 6/26/2019 7:13pm
6/26/2019 7:13pm
“When in doubt, throttle out”. “Motocross....Railing Ruts and Nailing Sluts”
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Johnny Lock 6/26/2019 8:35pm
6/26/2019 8:35pm
Nighttrain wrote:
“When in doubt, throttle out”. “Motocross....Railing Ruts and Nailing Sluts”
Or “when in doubt, gas it!”
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YZ-MTB
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YZ-MTB 6/27/2019 9:31am
6/27/2019 9:31am
"Go Brandon.......ooooh he's off the track"
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77Moto
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77Moto 6/27/2019 9:43am
6/27/2019 9:43am
His dress got caught in the chain.
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CivBars 6/27/2019 9:45am
6/27/2019 9:45am
I heard this weekend at Southwick is going to be one lined.
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McG194
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McG194 6/27/2019 10:09am
6/27/2019 10:09am
Dave Despain at an early 90's Coliseum race. I believe he was talking about Bradshaw passing someone up in the peristyle.

"He grabbed a handful of throttle, and passed him on the outside."
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Tbteam 6/27/2019 12:01pm
6/27/2019 12:01pm
“Pretty good once I got past the used part”. ~ Hannah, referencing being with another rider’s ex. (Might have been RJ, not sure)
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smoothies862
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smoothies862 6/27/2019 12:48pm
6/27/2019 12:48pm
steve.hackler.1 wrote:
"He's coming." McGraths pit board refering to Larroco coming through the pack after one of his usual bad start.
Wasnt that larry wards board when mc was chasing him down?
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OldHalfway 6/27/2019 1:20pm
6/27/2019 1:20pm
"If you're not crashing you're not going fast enough "
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nealb129 6/27/2019 2:01pm
6/27/2019 2:01pm
If you can’t win, wreck someone who can
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liver
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liver 6/27/2019 2:43pm
6/27/2019 2:43pm
“There’s a race going on, and you’re not in it” - RC
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philG
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philG 6/27/2019 3:25pm
6/27/2019 3:25pm
Best one, road racing, ' he is probably back in the pits cleaning the flies off the back of his helmet'
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WhiteTaco 6/27/2019 4:03pm
6/27/2019 4:03pm
“As flexible as a Ukrainian gymnast”
-Ping

Comments after RC jumped up from a gnarly crash.

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byke
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byke 6/30/2019 2:41pm
6/30/2019 2:41pm
"How do you know when to pull out?"

250 post-race

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