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I too like drinking in the morning.
I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue....
Chemtrails are starting to show their effects after all these years.
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Great idea! Maybe make the seat out of Plutonium so when someone goes to clean someone out the explosion would be nuclear!
I think it’s like 3 AM in Australia but technically you’re right!
From Uranus
How about Gold. We can get that softer feeling. Then sell it at end of year, For a profit. Or melt it down for currency exchange.
Plus it's heavier than uranium too, I think.
So that's probably good.
You can't drink all day if you don't start early...
If swingarms were made from plutonium for sure we would have had a thermonuclear explosion when Friese hit Harrison at A2, at least according to my VitalMX mail order Physics PhD.
Your EMF would be off the charts bro.
Oh hell! I just looked it up and uranium is the second heaviest metal. Sounds like a superb choice.
I wonder though if you'd be able to buy one in California. I remember them wanting to ban PW 50s because kids were licking their swingarms, or some shit.
Gonna start a business selling uranium that optimizes quantum energy and blocks negative frequencies.
Man, based on what every says about the Zook, I assumed they already did.
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But then what would you use to defend against the Klingons that are orbiting it?
One would think Vital could engage AI to send threads like this straight to the Dumbgeon. 🤷🏼♂️
I think they decided to keep developing the Vital AI after it generated an image of Michael as a 6’8” Chinese trans lesbian Amish they/them. That’s what I heard.
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