They should make frames out of uranium

Juck
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Edited Date/Time 1/30/2026 9:47am

So that the riders get radiation poisoning!

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usp4u1
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1/30/2026 7:57am

I too like drinking in the morning.

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1/30/2026 7:59am

I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue....

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1/30/2026 8:00am

A miniature train with passengers rides along a track in a park, surrounded by greenery and rocks.

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Kyle978
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1/30/2026 8:03am

Chemtrails are starting to show their effects after all these years.

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1/30/2026 8:07am

Great idea! Maybe make the seat out of Plutonium so when someone goes to clean someone out the explosion would be nuclear!

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aeffertz
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1/30/2026 8:11am
usp4u1 wrote:

I too like drinking in the morning.

I think it’s like 3 AM in Australia but technically you’re right!

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disbanded
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1/30/2026 8:25am

From Uranus

M1000
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1/30/2026 8:48am

How about Gold. We can get that softer feeling. Then sell it at end of year, For a profit. Or melt it down for currency exchange. 

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1/30/2026 8:51am
M1000 wrote:

How about Gold. We can get that softer feeling. Then sell it at end of year, For a profit. Or melt it down for currency exchange. 

Plus it's heavier than uranium too, I think. 

So that's probably good.

wreckitrandy
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1/30/2026 8:59am
usp4u1 wrote:

I too like drinking in the morning.

You can't drink all day if you don't start early...

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KurtJ99
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1/30/2026 9:16am

If swingarms were made from plutonium for sure we would have had a thermonuclear explosion when Friese hit Harrison at A2, at least according to my VitalMX mail order Physics PhD. 

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need2ride
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1/30/2026 9:20am

Your EMF would be off the charts bro. 

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1/30/2026 9:26am

Oh hell! I just looked it up and uranium is the second heaviest metal. Sounds like a superb choice.

I wonder though if you'd be able to buy one in California. I remember them wanting to ban PW 50s because kids were licking their swingarms, or some shit.

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1/30/2026 9:29am

Gonna start a business selling uranium that optimizes quantum energy and blocks negative frequencies.

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1/30/2026 9:29am Edited Date/Time 1/30/2026 9:30am

grizzly-bear-4 0

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1/30/2026 9:34am Edited Date/Time 1/30/2026 9:39am

Man, based on what every says about the Zook, I assumed they already did.

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1/30/2026 9:37am
disbanded wrote:

From Uranus

But then what would you use to defend against the Klingons that are orbiting it?

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500 Mike
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1/30/2026 9:38am

One would think Vital could engage AI to send threads like this straight to the Dumbgeon.  🤷🏼‍♂️

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1/30/2026 9:48am Edited Date/Time 1/30/2026 9:48am
500 Mike wrote:

One would think Vital could engage AI to send threads like this straight to the Dumbgeon.  🤷🏼‍♂️

I think they decided to keep developing the Vital AI after it generated an image of Michael as a 6’8” Chinese trans lesbian Amish they/them.   That’s what I heard.

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