Talking Aussie

Magoofan
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1/21/2024 1:31pm
Richy wrote:

I love how with Aussies being a sick cunt can be either a big compliment or a huge insult 😂

Seemed to me, it was always something you didn't want to mess with... (if you catch my drift).

 

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1/21/2024 1:51pm

Only poofs put shrimps on the barbie 

This is true. 

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Gary Duck
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1/21/2024 2:09pm

Austrians... it's Austrians that put another shrimp on the barbie, you morans! 

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Only poofs put shrimps on the barbie 

Damn that’s funny Woohoo! 

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1/21/2024 2:48pm
Magoofan wrote:
I never really understood the "slip another shrimp on the Barbie" thing.... Can someone please elaborate...

I never really understood the "slip another shrimp on the Barbie" thing....

Can someone please elaborate...

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CPR wrote:

It’s okay we don’t understand it either, because no Aussie would ever say ‘shrimp’, it’s a prawn.

I'd say it was an appeal to make our American guests feel welcome.. Like we'll put something you like on our barbie type deal.

Which makes Richard's post juuust that little bit funnier haha

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1/21/2024 2:56pm
bonseff wrote:
Some Aussie bro was on twitter blowing up Americans on the pronunciation of Beta, he claims it's pronounced Bee-ta. He is wrong. This is a hill...

Some Aussie bro was on twitter blowing up Americans on the pronunciation of Beta, he claims it's pronounced Bee-ta. He is wrong. This is a hill I will die on. I design software UI and we don't bee-ta test a release. We bay-tah test that shit.

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Right, and you're assuming an Italian company started a motorbike brand named after the test stage of a computer program?

You're both idiots! Arguing accents and shit?

Go ask an italian

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1/21/2024 3:03pm

I’m on smoko, so leave me alarn. 

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1/21/2024 3:12pm
bonseff wrote:
Some Aussie bro was on twitter blowing up Americans on the pronunciation of Beta, he claims it's pronounced Bee-ta. He is wrong. This is a hill...

Some Aussie bro was on twitter blowing up Americans on the pronunciation of Beta, he claims it's pronounced Bee-ta. He is wrong. This is a hill I will die on. I design software UI and we don't bee-ta test a release. We bay-tah test that shit.

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jemcee wrote:
Right, and you're assuming an Italian company started a motorbike brand named after the test stage of a computer program? You're both idiots! Arguing accents and...

Right, and you're assuming an Italian company started a motorbike brand named after the test stage of a computer program?

You're both idiots! Arguing accents and shit?

Go ask an italian

I asked the project manager who is Italian and he said it is pronounced, bata, binga beyta

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This thread has turned much more accurate for the title. Funny too. It’s morning down under. Hopefully our Aussie friends can help us out lol

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jemcee
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1/21/2024 3:35pm
bonseff wrote:
Some Aussie bro was on twitter blowing up Americans on the pronunciation of Beta, he claims it's pronounced Bee-ta. He is wrong. This is a hill...

Some Aussie bro was on twitter blowing up Americans on the pronunciation of Beta, he claims it's pronounced Bee-ta. He is wrong. This is a hill I will die on. I design software UI and we don't bee-ta test a release. We bay-tah test that shit.

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jemcee wrote:
Right, and you're assuming an Italian company started a motorbike brand named after the test stage of a computer program? You're both idiots! Arguing accents and...

Right, and you're assuming an Italian company started a motorbike brand named after the test stage of a computer program?

You're both idiots! Arguing accents and shit?

Go ask an italian

bonseff wrote:

I asked the project manager who is Italian and he said it is pronounced, bata, binga beyta

Is he the project manager of the bike brand? Or did you just ask him how to pronounce the testing stage of a computer program?

Haha I'm just joking I don't care I'm gonna pronounce it 'Bee-ta' cause one of my good mates is the factory off road racing team manager here and pronounces it 'Bee-ta' so nuurr sit and spin pronounce wrong if you want dickhead no skin off mine..

(Cause it's Vital I prob need to explain the preceding post was light hearted in nature)

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1/21/2024 3:39pm

The kid is dumb as sticks, you’re giving him too much credit. 

100 percent incorrect.

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aeffertz wrote:

I’m on smoko, so leave me alarn. 

hahahaha this is actually a perfect representation of the Australian accent. 

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1/21/2024 3:45pm
jemcee wrote:
Right, and you're assuming an Italian company started a motorbike brand named after the test stage of a computer program? You're both idiots! Arguing accents and...

Right, and you're assuming an Italian company started a motorbike brand named after the test stage of a computer program?

You're both idiots! Arguing accents and shit?

Go ask an italian

bonseff wrote:

I asked the project manager who is Italian and he said it is pronounced, bata, binga beyta

jemcee wrote:
Is he the project manager of the bike brand? Or did you just ask him how to pronounce the testing stage of a computer program? Haha...

Is he the project manager of the bike brand? Or did you just ask him how to pronounce the testing stage of a computer program?

Haha I'm just joking I don't care I'm gonna pronounce it 'Bee-ta' cause one of my good mates is the factory off road racing team manager here and pronounces it 'Bee-ta' so nuurr sit and spin pronounce wrong if you want dickhead no skin off mine..

(Cause it's Vital I prob need to explain the preceding post was light hearted in nature)

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1/21/2024 3:53pm

The kid is dumb as sticks, you’re giving him too much credit. 

Brent wrote:

100 percent incorrect.

If you pay  attention to his Instagram lots of people that know him say the same thing...He's smart enough

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1/21/2024 4:01pm
bonseff wrote:

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With respect to the Italian plan manager that you made up, I say "Eeey ah you are wrongeh"

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1/21/2024 4:05pm
bonseff wrote:

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jemcee wrote:

With respect to the Italian plan manager that you made up, I say "Eeey ah you are wrongeh"

Hope you know as well that I am "taking the crikey piss"

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1/21/2024 4:08pm
gti wrote:

Reading between the lines,i think Jetts apology is actually telling Anderson to go F himself.  I think he takes shit talking to a whole new level. 

"Pull me off with ya lips c*nt" another good Aussie way of saying "Get fucked c*nt".

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jemcee
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1/21/2024 4:11pm
bonseff wrote:

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jemcee wrote:

With respect to the Italian plan manager that you made up, I say "Eeey ah you are wrongeh"

bonseff wrote:

Hope you know as well that I am "taking the crikey piss"

Haha yes well aware you were Removing the Michael!  

 

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Loch
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1/21/2024 4:14pm
Magoofan wrote:
I never really understood the "slip another shrimp on the Barbie" thing.... Can someone please elaborate...

I never really understood the "slip another shrimp on the Barbie" thing....

Can someone please elaborate...

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I thought you understood sarcasm, arrr your being sarcastic, carry on with your crap!

 

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Chris_Buehler
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1/21/2024 4:17pm

The kid is dumb as sticks, you’re giving him too much credit. 

Brent wrote:

100 percent incorrect.

If you pay  attention to his Instagram lots of people that know him say the same thing...He's smart enough

Most of the all time greats are Mensa members so I really hope Jett can measure up

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OleTex2 wrote:
Talking Aussie: when a word ends with an “r”, it’s pronounced as an “a”.    Examples: Hunta, Computa    Any word that ends with “a” is...

Talking Aussie: when a word ends with an “r”, it’s pronounced as an “a”. 
 

Examples: Hunta, Computa 

 

Any word that ends with “a” is pronounced as an “r”. 
 

Example: Dater (Data) 

 

You mean like when Chad raced Daytoner on his Honder ?

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OleTex2
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OleTex2 wrote:
Talking Aussie: when a word ends with an “r”, it’s pronounced as an “a”.    Examples: Hunta, Computa    Any word that ends with “a” is...

Talking Aussie: when a word ends with an “r”, it’s pronounced as an “a”. 
 

Examples: Hunta, Computa 

 

Any word that ends with “a” is pronounced as an “r”. 
 

Example: Dater (Data) 

 

FGR01 wrote:

You mean like when Chad raced Daytoner on his Honder ?

Yes exactly. Thank you! 

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1/21/2024 6:03pm

Good to see the fully sick boys had a better night in SD. Jett looked like a bit of a drongo when he and Hombre had a chinwag after the main though. Also good to see the bogan AP get one, the cunt. 

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1/21/2024 6:34pm
gti wrote:

Reading between the lines,i think Jetts apology is actually telling Anderson to go F himself.  I think he takes shit talking to a whole new level. 

The kid is dumb as sticks, you’re giving him too much credit. 

He's not dumb as sticks, he's dumb as rocks...

 

 

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ArmPumped
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1/21/2024 6:39pm

0% chance Jett wrote that..

There's a good chance he doesn't even have instagram on his phone. Worked promotions with him before, 100% all ran through Lucas. Kid loves Tik Tok though.

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1/21/2024 6:40pm

The kid is dumb as sticks, you’re giving him too much credit. 

Brent wrote:

100 percent incorrect.

If you pay  attention to his Instagram lots of people that know him say the same thing...He's smart enough

My guess is for a young guy that has been totally involved within MX his whole life and his age, he probably comes across as "dumb" and uneducated but will end up being just as "smart" as most of us as he gets older, more worldly and looks out beyond the very narrow sphere that is Professional MX.

I think calling him dumb and so on is just plain rude. EVERYONE thinks they are smarter than they are Smile

Vital posters are not special in that regard....(myself included).

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1/21/2024 8:30pm Edited Date/Time 1/21/2024 8:31pm
Madkiwi wrote:
My guess is for a young guy that has been totally involved within MX his whole life and his age, he probably comes across as "dumb"...

My guess is for a young guy that has been totally involved within MX his whole life and his age, he probably comes across as "dumb" and uneducated but will end up being just as "smart" as most of us as he gets older, more worldly and looks out beyond the very narrow sphere that is Professional MX.

I think calling him dumb and so on is just plain rude. EVERYONE thinks they are smarter than they are Smile

Vital posters are not special in that regard....(myself included).

There is no way a guy that can’t count moto scores has grammar and punctuation that good, that’s written by someone with corporate experience. Not saying he is stupid, or it’s not the message he wanted to convey, it’s just clearly written by someone else on his behalf.

”Big Brain Moves…”

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CPR
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1/21/2024 11:31pm

When an Aussie puts “I fucked up, my shout” into ChatGPT:

 

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1/21/2024 11:35pm

is he buying any of the 21's merchandise tho, 

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