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Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

I have a trip to Cali coming up. How much to rent the closet for a weekend?

Cool.  I have a list

1.) What time does  Deegan race?

2.) Is there a payment plan for the Lawrence Bros VIP fan experience?... asking for a friend.

3.) When will the FBI step in and remove Vince Friese from racing.  Clearly his antics are criminal and he should be locked up or burned at the stake.

4.) Why don't we have a "Magoofan mute" feature?  .... Seriously, I can't stand my own posts.

That's all for now...  I'll think up some more. 

Why is there no cat-flavored dog food?

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

Why does my pee smell after I eat asparagus?

...and

The pros race a lot of the time with their front wheel off the ground.  So why don't they just race uni-cycles?

What does a normal week look like during SX season for you moto journalists? 

What is Vince Friese's responsibility for gobal warming? What was Vince Friese's involvement in the Lincoln assasination, where was he at the time? Do most British friends of yours describe your work location as "the colonies"? With Beta, Triumph, and Ducati entering SX/MX how long before Harley Davidson, Black and Decker, Mattel, and Hersheys enter? What is the most times Justin Barcia can say "like" and "dude" in one interview this year? What the hell is a "Dazzy"? With the explosion of children on podiums in the past few years, how long before Feld will be required to have child care services provided? What other relatives will be included in the future, Aunts, pets, the guy you call your uncle but is not really related?

Is there a new ship on the horizon or are you sticking with Chase?

For #2, there is actually a payment plan you can do lolol

How much would you charge Chase for rent if he came to stay with you for a couple of weeks?

Sorry to mock, but there are so many serious questions this sport never answers that other mainstream sports do. Rider contracts, salaries, and injuries? The genuine differences between race team bikes and production bikes? Why isn't there a national in the south east or Texas? Why did Blair get fired? Why did Milsaps get fired from Kawasaki? Why would KTM hire Sexton when if he wins he is supposed to (he is the current champ), but if he loses it can be perceived the bikes fault (he won before). Especially if Webb (former KTM rider) or Jett (former Sexton bike) beat him consistently. It makes no sense.

Dang I thought it was going to be an address to a physical mailbox, that would be cool. 

Why is the 2025 CRF450R so damn ugly?

Is this how you thought this would go?

Here's one...I heard mention that Eli was dealing with "new tires" at A1.  What's the scoop (no pun intended).  

I would charge my brother too.

Lewis, you've already set the bar in your new podcast "first" episode...
We expect you to come in hot with accusations and grievances to start every show from here on out.

My question is, will you be able to meet our new (and deservedly low) expectations?

How do I get an account unblocked?

Do the pros trim their bars? If yes, what width do some of the riders run?

8 x 7 ?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

What does the AMA check in tech inspection, are frame geometries measured, is bore and stroke ever measured?

Sound test, and then they say to the mechanic, "Allright Jim, good luck tonight, and don't forget to take'er off the sound test map and put'er back on the race map.."

Many of these have been answered dozens of times.  

Perhaps to your satisfaction, all I have ever sensed was half-truths, excuses, and lame diversions. Perhaps I am mistaken, but I really feel the true answer to any of those questions won't ever be public.

Free Ringer?

We all know the moon isn't made of green cheese but what if it were made of BBQ spare ribs? Would ya eat it then?