Quotes that make fun of quads...

bq_365
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bq_365 1/18/2010 10:05pm
1/18/2010 10:05pm
I just call em quaddamnits.
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VEGAS711 1/18/2010 11:13pm
1/18/2010 11:13pm
bq_365 wrote:
I just call em quaddamnits.
If yer dirt sycle has two extra wheels............. YOU might be a Redneck!Woohoo Laughing Woohoo Laughing Woohoo
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Kinetic1 1/19/2010 3:51am
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Two "A class racers" showed up at the track I ride last year. One guy had the Honda and the other guy had the Suzuki. They were actually pretty fast but my old, fat, slow self could stay ahead of them on my RM250. I was thinking they might be fun when I can't walk anymore. The track is about 70% sugar sand and it was kinda nice for them to be out there. It was like riding on a track that was constantly being groomed. See, quads are good for something. They groom a sand track quite nicely.
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3D 1/19/2010 5:37am
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Short 43 wrote:
Throw 'em at me. I need some.
Ok, so this is Nation wide then.

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cjmx 1/19/2010 6:58am
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CCMX wrote:
run them first if it's muddy, run them last if time allows
perfect!
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Outsider 1/19/2010 8:17am
1/19/2010 8:17am
I rode Yamaha's "MX" quad at the Elsinore quad track once...

I've never been so physically sore the next day from riding in my life.



That said, I think of quads the same way I think of the police... I don't HATE them, I just feel better when they're not around. Smile
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Ryno23 1/19/2010 8:55am
1/19/2010 8:55am
quads are just training wheels for people who want to ride dirt bikes. we banned them from our local track last year. Now the corner ruts stay perfect all day long.
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jeffro503 1/19/2010 9:09am
1/19/2010 9:09am
wardy wrote:
Funny RC quit bikes to race a "quad" with a roll cage and a box.

LOL!
AHH....no you di' ant!!?? Geez wardy.....why don't you just go piss on a bible or something! I feel like i need to go take a shower after reading your post my friend!
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adamdf 1/19/2010 9:15am
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J.Saunders144 wrote:
yes I have, 660 raptor, z-400, crf450, things are death traps, require skill to ride at pace, but still are couches on wheels. People I know...
yes I have, 660 raptor, z-400, crf450, things are death traps, require skill to ride at pace, but still are couches on wheels. People I know who ride quads wont touch bikes cuz they are "too dangerous" or "too hard to have fun on" i also hear people say things sometimes like "running is hard" make your own connections
X2 on the "bikes are too hard to ride". I could never understand that logic, they just "think" quads are easier since you dont have to balance, i have a few friends that talk about getting quads, its simply because they honestly believe it would be just as fun as a bike but easier. My opinion is quads plain suck on an mx track, i hate them, lol, but they would sure be fun on some trails and in the dunes i suppose.
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Track Molesters
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BK 1/19/2010 11:58am
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Where else are you gonna mount your six pack rack?
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jimid553 1/19/2010 12:17pm
1/19/2010 12:17pm
"Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx" - Uncle Rico about Napoleon's grandma who was riding a quad in the desert.
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SlowMoFo 1/19/2010 12:21pm
1/19/2010 12:21pm
"Racing a Quad is like competing in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you still retarded!"
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Pdub 1/19/2010 12:22pm
1/19/2010 12:22pm
mx295 wrote:
There's only 2 types of quad riders..Those who have been ran over by there own quad when they crash.. And those that will
I believe that's a scientifically proven fact...
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SMITH201 1/19/2010 12:37pm
1/19/2010 12:37pm
Quads are like riding mopeds and fat chicks.....Fun to ride until your freinds see you on them Smile
Dirty Britches 1/19/2010 1:10pm
1/19/2010 1:10pm
riding a quad in the sand dunes is the most fun riding I've ever had in my life.
no fun at all on a mx track.

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MikeHoncho 1/19/2010 1:42pm
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wilderness wheelchairs
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crf250pilot 1/19/2010 1:51pm
1/19/2010 1:51pm Edited Date/Time 1/19/2010 1:51pm
We told our Quad buddy that he needs a trailer with a ramp to pull behind him so when he's on the MX track we can just jump over him whenever we lap him, kinda like a mobile obstacle.
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Short 43 1/19/2010 8:13pm
1/19/2010 8:13pm
Some of these are great! Thanks.
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FHKRacingZ 1/19/2010 8:17pm
1/19/2010 8:17pm Edited Date/Time 4/17/2016 8:11pm
I call it a pro QUAD rider running a faster lap than everybody besides stewart the same day as the bikes, and after the bikes rode to be exact. steel city 08


Thats gotta be my favorite.
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FHKRacingZ 1/19/2010 8:36pm
1/19/2010 8:36pm
haha that video cannot be blamed on quads. hes on a 3 wheeler. hes got a little both in him. but that guy is a crazy sob
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Gardner37 1/19/2010 9:28pm
1/19/2010 9:28pm
I had a Teh Ghey Quad guy slice my rear brake line one time. I told him he "should put the blade back on that thing and keep it in the yard" He told me " go fuck yourself".
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fins227 10/12/2015 3:48pm
10/12/2015 3:48pm
MikeHoncho wrote:
wilderness wheelchairs
Laughing
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Alan_Hess 10/12/2015 4:05pm
10/12/2015 4:05pm
plowboy wrote:
Not a quote but my observations: Arrive at track with 2 quads, 4 cases of beer, 6 guys and assorted girlfriends. Drink beer, pose for girls...
Not a quote but my observations: Arrive at track with 2 quads, 4 cases of beer, 6 guys and assorted girlfriends. Drink beer, pose for girls for 45 minutes. Start quad and wring it's guts for 10 minutes(so everyone can enjoy your 105 db Yosh exhaust). Kill engine and gear up(flip flops, shorts, wife beater). Fire that baby up and spin donuts in pits til you...a: hit the trailer b: sling a rock into your buddy's girlfriends mouth chipping the teeth she just got the braces off of c: throw your own dumbass off and spill yer beer. Now it's time to make a couple of high speed bomb runs through the pits and then its off to the track where you ride the wrong direction till enough people flip you off and call you ugly names so you head back to the pits where you call it a day and drink more beer. Repeat the scenerio for the other 5 buddys. (Note that the other quad hasn't run in years but it makes you look cool to sit on it while you wait your turn)
Hit the nail on the head my friend. This is epically accurate LOL.

Note - I do have much respect to people who actually race quads.. Its gnarly and sketchy. Those guys have some balls of steel.
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Rdubs19 10/12/2015 4:18pm
10/12/2015 4:18pm
racin mason wrote:
My grandma is going to get a quad when she gets a little older.
Winner
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resetjet 10/12/2015 4:35pm
10/12/2015 4:35pm
Only A few words in the english language start with the letter Q, they all have something in common.

Queen
Queer
Quack
Quaaludes
Quicksand
Queazy
Quirky
and of course Quad

they all have a negative outcome........

The Problem with quads is this. People with no skill or brains will get on them. That same person won't get on a motorcycle because he/she is scared.



Aceofspades 10/12/2015 4:39pm
10/12/2015 4:39pm
I love my Honda rancher 420 when I'm cutting timber and towing things around the yard. Its also fun loading up my storage box and going fishing.I cannot fathom riding a "racing" quad on trails though. That's what a bike is for.

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