Tomac fined $1k for not going to podium???

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Dirt.Squirt 4/26/2022 10:04pm
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Langhammx wrote:
Dean Wilson’s uncle knows a little bit about that… we were all tailgating at SX back in ‘05(ish) and he took a leak next to the...
Dean Wilson’s uncle knows a little bit about that… we were all tailgating at SX back in ‘05(ish) and he took a leak next to the truck and a cop on horse wrote him up for in-descent exposer and had to register with that sex offender site. He lives in Canada, but this was a pain in the ass for him to deal with…
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That’s my thumbs down cuz thats just fuckin lame Edit: I’m pretty sure most of us are all guilty of that as well, just haven’t been...
That’s my thumbs down cuz thats just fuckin lame


Edit: I’m pretty sure most of us are all guilty of that as well, just haven’t been caught yet.
Including dude on the horse
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Bnagazina 4/26/2022 10:24pm
4/26/2022 10:24pm
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Marv didn't seem concerned about getting caught. :lol: [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2022/04/26/546211/s1200_MUSQUIN_2022_FOXBOROUGH_SX_OCTOPI_RSP_9548.NEF.jpg[/img]
Marv didn't seem concerned about getting caught. Grinning

Whoa. Healthy stream!
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RG38 4/26/2022 11:05pm
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In some places, once you finish pissing, any more than three shakes is considered a wank.
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tek14 4/26/2022 11:59pm
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So Mookie got 1000 because only restroom was taken bu another rider. Maybe they can rent another for next race sponsored by Mookie.
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Marcello10 4/27/2022 2:05am
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That explains why after the race Blair had to go to the Star Yamaha rig and could only get his dad John for an interview
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Chris_Buehler 4/27/2022 3:54am
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Shit bros, even my wife has received a hefty fine for urinating in public after a wild night in Vegas.
Hell yeah. Definitely a keeper
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fullfloater 4/27/2022 4:10am
4/27/2022 4:10am
Marvin is pissing $100 bills there!

I took two leaks tonight with the open door moto trick. Have been doing that since the 80s. Maybe I had better be more careful. No bloody way I'm showing up on some offender list.
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Mx391 4/27/2022 4:25am
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I totally thought that vurb article was one of their funny articles when I read it yesterday.
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zippytech 4/27/2022 5:52am
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If I was Tomac, I would never show up to another podium and just pay the fine
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zippytech wrote:
If I was Tomac, I would never show up to another podium and just pay the fine
Yeah, that would be a perfect way to represent his sponsors!
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onewheelwheaties 4/27/2022 9:08am
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tek14 wrote:
So Mookie got 1000 because only restroom was taken bu another rider. Maybe they can rent another for next race sponsored by Mookie.
I was wondering the circumstances about why Mookie got fined but Barcia didn't. Both ran over to the tunnel after the sight lap. Barcia was first, I guess he got the restroom.
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Hank_Thrill 4/27/2022 9:17am
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-MAVERICK- wrote:
Marv didn't seem concerned about getting caught. :lol: [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2022/04/26/546211/s1200_MUSQUIN_2022_FOXBOROUGH_SX_OCTOPI_RSP_9548.NEF.jpg[/img]
Marv didn't seem concerned about getting caught. Grinning

HAHAHA!!!!

That is absolutely hilarious! Way to go Maverick
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zippytech 4/27/2022 10:29am
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zippytech wrote:
If I was Tomac, I would never show up to another podium and just pay the fine
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Yeah, that would be a perfect way to represent his sponsors!
I highly doubt he would loose any over few 30 second quotes on a podium that most fans could care less about.
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HusqFan3 4/27/2022 10:42am
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Rickyisms wrote:
So the rule says 5th and up to the podium, OR other riders may be directed? (At the discretion of race officials?) Who wants to go...
So the rule says 5th and up to the podium, OR other riders may be directed? (At the discretion of race officials?)

Who wants to go to the podium to talk about their 7th place finish?
I'll never forget when the forced him to do an interview 30sec after blowing the 2017 SX championship in New Jersey. I personally think it would be more interesting to hear from more than just the podium guys but in this particular case it was down right hard to watch and one could argue violated Eli's 8th amendment rights.
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LungButter 4/27/2022 10:50am
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Shit bros, even my wife has received a hefty fine for urinating in public after a wild night in Vegas.
She got a sister?
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TurdFerguson 4/27/2022 11:40am
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That is like Eli paying $20 for a speeding ticket. Eli will keep speeding.
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Joey_Bridges 4/27/2022 11:51am
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onewheelwheaties wrote:
I was wondering the circumstances about why Mookie got fined but Barcia didn't. Both ran over to the tunnel after the sight lap. Barcia was first...
I was wondering the circumstances about why Mookie got fined but Barcia didn't. Both ran over to the tunnel after the sight lap. Barcia was first, I guess he got the restroom.
Guess barcia's package wasn't as noticeable as mook's.
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Ozy 4/27/2022 9:35pm
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If the championship bonus is for real 1 million dollars . . . ET3 can tell everybody to eff off if they don't like how he gets there
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Spat24 4/27/2022 10:48pm
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Rickyisms wrote:
So the rule says 5th and up to the podium, OR other riders may be directed? (At the discretion of race officials?) Who wants to go...
So the rule says 5th and up to the podium, OR other riders may be directed? (At the discretion of race officials?)

Who wants to go to the podium to talk about their 7th place finish?
So did the race official ask Tomac to go to podium? If not - Tomac should not have to pay.

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Phantom 661 4/28/2022 4:02pm
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BigBoreFan58 wrote:
Public urination can get you a sex crime charge in some places.
Rickyisms wrote:
Certain states is within X feet of a school. There was a guy who lived across the elementary street in my town and got drunk with...
Certain states is within X feet of a school. There was a guy who lived across the elementary street in my town and got drunk with his buddies and took a leak in his front yard, neighbor called for the noise and when they were rolling up they saw him draining the main vein. Had to register after that, still lives right across the street from the school.
I'm curious. Since I'm paralized and wear a leg bag.....am I gonna have to sign up as a sex offender if I turn the valve and drain it in the bushes? Is it really necessary to take one violation of urinating in public and then add a sex offence charge to it if the only purpose and intent was to empty your bladder? Does pissing on the outside of a bank wall automatically make me a bank robber too? I gotta big problem with this law and any prosecutor who automatically adds on a sex offence charge to someone that's either lazy or has a weak bladder.
Rant over. Lol.
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dirtbikemike 5/7/2022 7:18am
5/7/2022 7:18am
I took a leak in front of thousands at Lommel.
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Joey_Bridges 5/7/2022 7:55am
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dirtbikemike wrote:
I took a leak in front of thousands at Lommel.[img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2022/05/07/548565/s1200_Euro_vacation_021.jpg[/img]
I took a leak in front of thousands at Lommel.
Well that's certainly better than one that returns fire...

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WhatsStoppingU 5/7/2022 8:34am
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Well that's certainly better than one that returns fire... [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2022/05/07/548568/s1200_122868334276.jpg[/img]
Well that's certainly better than one that returns fire...

Nah. Bidets are the bomb. We got one when we did our master bath remodel a couple years ago. No COVID TP shortage for us. Ours washes with warm water, has heated seat, massage, blow dry and even has its own ventilation with built in air freshener!

Americans are in the minority of countries that reach back and smear our shit on ourselves with a piece of paper.

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