Famous motocross quotes

"Gitta yer ride awn."

-Brett Michaels, 2013a.d.

"He has 2 guys coming up his rear" - Ralph Sheheen

Chiz was cummin on em. 

Sometimes you gotta jacket off

                             -cooper webb

"If you don't crash you aren't trying hard enough." My dad to me, and me to my (now grown) kids who get it.

he was like preperated and stuff fer' sure

"They know, when somebody challenge Bubba, it cuh guh guhd"

Stew's Oakley commercial, lol

"Ricky Carmichael loves winning more than a fat kid loves cake"

"He slipped by like a snake oil salesman in the night"

"Our sport is more popular than a slutty cheerleader on ecstasy at a high school party right now." -David Pingree

There's a race going on and you aren't in it

You...   have some serious problems....

you need to work out with yourself

James talking about Malcolm, He ran out of talent,  brotherly love right there 😄

"yeah no for sure....." 

You’re only as good as your last race

"Arms are about as hard as morning wood right now"

"Welcome to the 450 class"

"I can't thank my team"

I remember a Heat/LCQ race a couple years ago and Diffey said "Hand all over Woodcock right now". I absolutely lost it

"If it has tits or wheels Son, it is always going to give you problems."  My Dad, 1985.  I was 12!!!!

Miss you Daddy.....  Coolest Motherfucker I ever met.

"That's incredible Ralph"

Local ones

“If you want to go faster. Go faster”

“One more beer one more gear”

“Don’t be a pussy”

There even may still be a few tee shirts with these 

"I'm not the smartest man on earth, but I'm smart enough to know that if I did it once, I can do it again."

Bob Hannah during his Motocross Files episode talking about his thought process after his first win as a professional.

“What’s your problem, dude?”

What if you’re wrong?

“What the fuck are you doing?” Is my favorite drop from that episode. 

My all time favorite, hands down, is from Jeff Stanton circa I think the 1989 MXdN where he went into the the woods and passed Dirk Guekens to clinch the win for the US.

"I parked him"...coolest quote ever!

I feel like ever since then, "park him" has been a part of our American motocross vocabulary. 

Just last weekend...in reference to Jo trying to get around  Minear....I found  myself  saying,  "Jo needs to park him " 😀

"Well, I wouldn't be a real man if I didn't say both" Buddy Antunez from Crusty Demons of Dirt. Emig was doing a fake interview of Buddy in his backyard.

rip jett

Twas Denny's interview, as I remember. Could be wrong.

My submission begins with "Pass the vasoline baby..."

"Whats the best thing about this bike? Awesome power for grabbing the holeshot."

-Justin Barcia, Crf150r