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They were smart enough to select the minutes of the "Honda CRF150 Cup" as the ideal time to hit the port-o-johns during last motocross season, after all.
If one bike Zings... and 79 bikes sound like farts.... Then 79 funny bikes sound like farts.
The fact that there are 79 purveyors of the poot, and one bike that does not sound like farts, and that the fart sounding bikes are allowed to be almost twice the size at a modern pro race only suggests that something is amiss with pro racing.
Maybe the makers of "Whoopee Cushion" novelties have become major sponsors of the series???
Maybe the higher ups in the racing series have a special place in their hearts for farts???
KEEP ON PREACHING, BROTHA!!!
A-MEN!
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Also, I realized something last night watching some races from last season regarding the injury rate as of late (including severe spinal injuries). People like myself, generally make the argument that the 450 machines are too fast. It's not necessarily that they are too fast, I believe the recent generation of professionals have adapted well to the bikes (even though it may be less exciting than watching 2-strokes), it's just that the human body is too weak for the level of progression now reached!
When you watch footage of how slow guys were going back in the early 90's, compared to today, it leaves no question as to why so many people are getting hurt, missing the season, spending the rest of their lives in wheelchairs, or months in rehab learning to walk again.
My educated guess is this: a return to the two-strokes (which I don't expect to happen), would result in closer racing for a number of reasons. 250cc two-stroke supercross would be similar to restrictor plate racing in Nascar. The pack would be tighter bunched since the men wouldn't have the extra power of the 450s that they have today to separate themselves from the boys. Furthermore, most riders of today's progression would be running the bikes wide open to the max, getting aggressive as hell, which is way more exciting to watch than seeing someone ride a 450 conservatively due to the fear of self-implosion!
Cédric was a Yamaha (and a two stroke) rider for years ...
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Hank, I was just thinking this the other night.
I think the sport has progressed too far for it's own good.
Or for the good of it's participants.
What is the solution? Who knows?
The leap would be to expect the OEMs to reinvent and hire a full time rider for 2-strokes just because he does well. Until the current sales model folds completely you won't see any sort of movement to cheaper tech. It has nothing to do with some unexplainable hate toward 2-strokes. And I realize you're most likely being sarcastic but a lot of your fellow goofballs seem dead serious about stuff like this, like somehow the world turned against 2-strokes.
Go Cedric.
Don't care what you dipshits run.
As you watch tracks close right & left think to yourself "what if?".
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