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But 2 stroke lovers don’t get as many centerfold quality pics these days!  Height of 2 stroke performance?  ‘99 NSR500 got me a little excited this afternoon  


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APLMAN99 wrote:
But 2 stroke lovers don’t get as many centerfold quality pics these days!  Height of 2 stroke performance?  ‘99 NSR500 got me a little excited this...

But 2 stroke lovers don’t get as many centerfold quality pics these days!  Height of 2 stroke performance?  ‘99 NSR500 got me a little excited this afternoon  


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Knobbies.

It needs knobbies. 👍

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5/23/2025 11:30am Edited Date/Time 5/23/2025 11:33am

2502d4f261261957bb928527e9a84b5e.jpg?VersionId=dsMan, that's a beauty. I had a 1997 TZ250M Yamaha and I could sit and look at that thing for hours. The engine made my KX500 seem slow by comparison!

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APLMAN99 wrote:
But 2 stroke lovers don’t get as many centerfold quality pics these days!  Height of 2 stroke performance?  ‘99 NSR500 got me a little excited this...

But 2 stroke lovers don’t get as many centerfold quality pics these days!  Height of 2 stroke performance?  ‘99 NSR500 got me a little excited this afternoon  


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a picture of a Tamiya 1/12 model got you excited?

Please tell me you knew this was not a real bike.

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APLMAN99 wrote:
But 2 stroke lovers don’t get as many centerfold quality pics these days!  Height of 2 stroke performance?  ‘99 NSR500 got me a little excited this...

But 2 stroke lovers don’t get as many centerfold quality pics these days!  Height of 2 stroke performance?  ‘99 NSR500 got me a little excited this afternoon  


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APLMAN99
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APLMAN99 wrote:
But 2 stroke lovers don’t get as many centerfold quality pics these days!  Height of 2 stroke performance?  ‘99 NSR500 got me a little excited this...

But 2 stroke lovers don’t get as many centerfold quality pics these days!  Height of 2 stroke performance?  ‘99 NSR500 got me a little excited this afternoon  


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lwtracer wrote:

a picture of a Tamiya 1/12 model got you excited?

Please tell me you knew this was not a real bike.

I actually did make that mistake!  Looking at too small of a screen too soon after your optometrist appointment probably isn’t wise!  

Oh well, squint your eyes really tight and it looks fantastic. 

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5/23/2025 1:11pm
APLMAN99 wrote:
But 2 stroke lovers don’t get as many centerfold quality pics these days!  Height of 2 stroke performance?  ‘99 NSR500 got me a little excited this...

But 2 stroke lovers don’t get as many centerfold quality pics these days!  Height of 2 stroke performance?  ‘99 NSR500 got me a little excited this afternoon  


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lwtracer wrote:

a picture of a Tamiya 1/12 model got you excited?

Please tell me you knew this was not a real bike.

APLMAN99 wrote:
I actually did make that mistake!  Looking at too small of a screen too soon after your optometrist appointment probably isn’t wise!  Oh well, squint your...

I actually did make that mistake!  Looking at too small of a screen too soon after your optometrist appointment probably isn’t wise!  

Oh well, squint your eyes really tight and it looks fantastic. 

I tell my wife that all the time.

Doesn't work for me, either. 😄

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APLMAN99 wrote:
But 2 stroke lovers don’t get as many centerfold quality pics these days!  Height of 2 stroke performance?  ‘99 NSR500 got me a little excited this...

But 2 stroke lovers don’t get as many centerfold quality pics these days!  Height of 2 stroke performance?  ‘99 NSR500 got me a little excited this afternoon  


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lwtracer wrote:

a picture of a Tamiya 1/12 model got you excited?

Please tell me you knew this was not a real bike.

I built one of these back in the day, my first throught was its the model, just because of how the clutch looked. 

 

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Man, that's a beauty. I had a 1997 TZ250M Yamaha and I could sit and look at that thing for hours. The engine made my KX500...

2502d4f261261957bb928527e9a84b5e.jpg?VersionId=dsMan, that's a beauty. I had a 1997 TZ250M Yamaha and I could sit and look at that thing for hours. The engine made my KX500 seem slow by comparison!

I was lucky enough to see one of these uncrated, they just look awesome all in the factory white. 

About 3 years ago , i saw one at a track day, that had been in storage unused for 20 years , had 3 dry hours on it, and the guy riding it said it lived in his house between very infrequent outings. 

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5/23/2025 4:55pm Edited Date/Time 5/23/2025 4:57pm

There's a brand new one (as well as NSR250) on the elevator display at Barber, way out of reach of clutch grabbers

5/23/2025 5:26pm
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That's two of my 250's one 1995 tzr250 other is my 1990 rgv250. I have another tzr in bits waiting on restoration. I had two nsr 250's at one point a '90 n '92. 

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That's two of my 250's one 1995 tzr250 other is my 1990 rgv250. I have another tzr in bits waiting on restoration. I had two nsr...
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That's two of my 250's one 1995 tzr250 other is my 1990 rgv250. I have another tzr in bits waiting on restoration. I had two nsr 250's at one point a '90 n '92. 

You can fuck off fella.🙃

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I dated a girl who's step dad had an nsr500. 

He let me ride it a couple of times.  That thing went from zero to oh shit in a blink of an eye.  Was as raw as riding a motorcycle can get.

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I have a 1987 TZR250R (1KT) that was brought back from Japan by a Navy guy. He got it titled/registered in CA and rode daily to work and a few track days at Laguna Seca, I think. It eventually ended up needing a top end and got stripped down in preparation. He got everything needed to put back together but sold it to another guy in SF. 2nd guy held it for a couple years and never put it back together either. I bought it from him same condition around 2003 thinking I would have it back on the road in 12-18 months- but it's still sitting in same condition in my shop now. At least I got it titled in my name! 😂

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I have a 1987 TZR250R (1KT) that was brought back from Japan by a Navy guy. He got it titled/registered in CA and rode daily to...

I have a 1987 TZR250R (1KT) that was brought back from Japan by a Navy guy. He got it titled/registered in CA and rode daily to work and a few track days at Laguna Seca, I think. It eventually ended up needing a top end and got stripped down in preparation. He got everything needed to put back together but sold it to another guy in SF. 2nd guy held it for a couple years and never put it back together either. I bought it from him same condition around 2003 thinking I would have it back on the road in 12-18 months- but it's still sitting in same condition in my shop now. At least I got it titled in my name! 😂

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You really should get it back together friend has one. It's a blast to ride why I have my collection now. 

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That was The Nasty one, FreshTopEnd !

Tank was the belly pan, holding the fuel way too low, thus, making the front end push horrendously under braking, among other detrimental effects. 

It was quite the lesson in how a low(er) center of gravity, wasn't really the handling panacea some thought it would be!

To top it off, Freddie Spencer had one of the Carbon Fiber ' Comstar' wheels collapse, I think in testing in South Africa.

Honda learned some valuable lessons with that beast, and went onwards to develop what most regard as the Greatest 500cc GP 2 stroke series of race bikes, there ever was.

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bodycast wrote:
I dated a girl who's step dad had an nsr500. He let me ride it a couple of times.  That thing went from zero to oh shit...

I dated a girl who's step dad had an nsr500. 

He let me ride it a couple of times.  That thing went from zero to oh shit in a blink of an eye.  Was as raw as riding a motorcycle can get.

Was it an NSR500 or an NSR500V?

The NSR500V that recently sold, would have made a great track bike...

https://iconicmotorbikeauctions.com/auction/1997-honda-nsr500v/

Honda NSR500 - 106-X3Honda NSR500V On Lift - %2818%29-X3Honda NSR500V On Lift - %2841%29-X3
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You really should get it back together friend has one. It's a blast to ride why I have my collection now. 
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You really should get it back together friend has one. It's a blast to ride why I have my collection now. 

I hear ya, they are indeed a blast to ride. I had a 1981 RD350LC Canadian model, a 1984 RZ350 and lots of Yamaha twin 2 strokes from 1969 on. I still have 4 air cooled RD projects in similar condition to get back together. My window of opportunity is closing fast @ 67 with a few more good years likely ahead of me. Maintenance and repairs on the air-cooled bikes is far less time consuming and cheaper so trying to focus on those 1st. Same dilemma with too many old dirt bikes. Gonna keep my Beta, 1987 YZ125 and a handful of 1970's YZ & MX and thin the herd. My wife made me promise I wouldn't die and leave her a mess of bikes and parts to dispose of 😆

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5/25/2025 8:12pm

Can you imagine what it is like laying on top of those chamber when that engine is at full song?

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5/26/2025 5:17pm Edited Date/Time 5/26/2025 5:18pm
bodycast wrote:
I dated a girl who's step dad had an nsr500. He let me ride it a couple of times.  That thing went from zero to oh shit...

I dated a girl who's step dad had an nsr500. 

He let me ride it a couple of times.  That thing went from zero to oh shit in a blink of an eye.  Was as raw as riding a motorcycle can get.

Was it an NSR500 or an NSR500V?The NSR500V that recently sold, would have made a great track bike...https://iconicmotorbikeauctions.com/auction/1997-honda-nsr500v/

Was it an NSR500 or an NSR500V?

The NSR500V that recently sold, would have made a great track bike...

https://iconicmotorbikeauctions.com/auction/1997-honda-nsr500v/

Honda NSR500 - 106-X3Honda NSR500V On Lift - %2818%29-X3Honda NSR500V On Lift - %2841%29-X3

To tell the truth I'm not sure.  This was almost 15 years ago and I was just excited to ride a 2 stroke road bike.  It wasn't titled or street legal.  I spun around some country roads here in nc. Pretty cool experience.

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Looked like this model but was all white.PZKWJXWZ4DUYKRPVIFDSUHIE5Q 0

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bodycast wrote:
I dated a girl who's step dad had an nsr500. He let me ride it a couple of times.  That thing went from zero to oh shit...

I dated a girl who's step dad had an nsr500. 

He let me ride it a couple of times.  That thing went from zero to oh shit in a blink of an eye.  Was as raw as riding a motorcycle can get.

Was it an NSR500 or an NSR500V?The NSR500V that recently sold, would have made a great track bike...https://iconicmotorbikeauctions.com/auction/1997-honda-nsr500v/

Was it an NSR500 or an NSR500V?

The NSR500V that recently sold, would have made a great track bike...

https://iconicmotorbikeauctions.com/auction/1997-honda-nsr500v/

Honda NSR500 - 106-X3Honda NSR500V On Lift - %2818%29-X3Honda NSR500V On Lift - %2841%29-X3
bodycast wrote:
To tell the truth I'm not sure.  This was almost 15 years ago and I was just excited to ride a 2 stroke road bike.  It...

To tell the truth I'm not sure.  This was almost 15 years ago and I was just excited to ride a 2 stroke road bike.  It wasn't titled or street legal.  I spun around some country roads here in nc. Pretty cool experience.

You were brave to ride a GP bike on the road...

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Was it an NSR500 or an NSR500V?The NSR500V that recently sold, would have made a great track bike...https://iconicmotorbikeauctions.com/auction/1997-honda-nsr500v/

Was it an NSR500 or an NSR500V?

The NSR500V that recently sold, would have made a great track bike...

https://iconicmotorbikeauctions.com/auction/1997-honda-nsr500v/

Honda NSR500 - 106-X3Honda NSR500V On Lift - %2818%29-X3Honda NSR500V On Lift - %2841%29-X3
bodycast wrote:
To tell the truth I'm not sure.  This was almost 15 years ago and I was just excited to ride a 2 stroke road bike.  It...

To tell the truth I'm not sure.  This was almost 15 years ago and I was just excited to ride a 2 stroke road bike.  It wasn't titled or street legal.  I spun around some country roads here in nc. Pretty cool experience.

You were brave to ride a GP bike on the road...

I know it wasn't an actual gp bike.

5/26/2025 6:38pm
bodycast wrote:
To tell the truth I'm not sure.  This was almost 15 years ago and I was just excited to ride a 2 stroke road bike.  It...

To tell the truth I'm not sure.  This was almost 15 years ago and I was just excited to ride a 2 stroke road bike.  It wasn't titled or street legal.  I spun around some country roads here in nc. Pretty cool experience.

You were brave to ride a GP bike on the road...

bodycast wrote:

I know it wasn't an actual gp bike.

If it was an NSR500 it was a GP bike, the V4 NSR500 was only used by HRC and factory supported teams, the V2 NSR500V was sold to privateers.

The V2 was lighter and had less power than the V4, the V2 was quicker through the corners, the V4 was quicker down the straights, they both produced similar lap times.

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I can't remember where I saw this but I figured it belonged here

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I think that's a Tyga Stainless Steel pipe. I went to check on Tyga's website, but they only have the mufflers for the YZ250 listed nowadays. Bummer - they were quite reasonably priced, and, worked well from the majority of reports.

Be Warned : going into their site, can really lure you into some Ultra Trick Road race / Small(er) Sportsbike 'porn'.

I've a SS pipe (not a cone pipe, just a copy of std)  for my CRE500 hanging up, among my extra std ones, PCs and FMF, but still use my 'pushed upwards over the years' original pipe, in my rocky / ledged / Log infested terrain.

 

5/26/2025 8:43pm Edited Date/Time 5/26/2025 8:45pm
chump6784 wrote:
I can't remember where I saw this but I figured it belonged here

I can't remember where I saw this but I figured it belonged hereimages 30

Bearuno wrote:
I think that's a Tyga Stainless Steel pipe. I went to check on Tyga's website, but they only have the mufflers for the YZ250 listed nowadays...

I think that's a Tyga Stainless Steel pipe. I went to check on Tyga's website, but they only have the mufflers for the YZ250 listed nowadays. Bummer - they were quite reasonably priced, and, worked well from the majority of reports.

Be Warned : going into their site, can really lure you into some Ultra Trick Road race / Small(er) Sportsbike 'porn'.

I've a SS pipe (not a cone pipe, just a copy of std)  for my CRE500 hanging up, among my extra std ones, PCs and FMF, but still use my 'pushed upwards over the years' original pipe, in my rocky / ledged / Log infested terrain.

 

Funny you mention tyga and small sport bikes. They hooked me up with this brand new 1994 yamaha tzm 150. It's basically a tzr125.

Also hooked up my friend with this 1996 honda Nsr150sp. The Honda had the looks but the yam would pull 4 to 5 bike lengths on it every time. 

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