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Got to love the old man mentally, on your 15k 450 with 50k worth of bolt ones talking about how the tracks were rougher back in your day and how real men rode 45 minute motos, pining for grass at Unidilla
Carlsbad was smoother than most freeways, they went to 30 plus 2 in 83, and all the bolt on in the world won’t help you win the novice class.
I can say this because I’m old.
I believe the OP was making a joke and trying to get some laughs.
They definitely don’t want us stealing their ladies. Young, pretty 20 something year old women love dad bods 😂
I had no idea people call the REM track the mastur bator track, learn something everyday.
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…..what’s wrong with riding the pee wee track? 😂
Was going to say last year after coming back from injury McAdoo was spinning laps on the REM track to warm up.
No one calls the REM track the master's track.
I’m pretty sure I saw his first laps coming back from injury on the rem track
I’m sorry for all the people that missed the obvious joke in this cause it was pretty funny lol
I've said some dumb stuff on here, just ask ML. But DAMN the OP is next level..
Pretty obvious it was a joke (good one too) but the funniest part is knowing there actually are guys out there with this mentality.
I avoid the pee wee track so I don’t get embarrassed when a 6 year old blows past me.
Well, now you have.
Way too many people lack a sense of humor these days.....
And this is why leaded gas was outlawed.
I'm a 30 sportsman rider. I race 30 pro & 25. speed is not good compared to the factory pros but okay on a local level. I typically only ride the main track. One day i geared up & the main track was postponed for a few hours so i went out to the REM course & had a great day. It did rain the night before & that's why the main track was postponed but it was so good i just rode all day on the REM course, didn't even switch to the main once. I don't typically ride 2 separate courses in one day. Idk maybe i should start! the REM course is incorporated into a lot of the GP's i race so i do hit that course a lot at the GP's.
I love the humor OP brought today, and I agree with you, it's their chicks. Gotta be the chicks
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Last summer i was riding on the SX track at Revolution in SC. A kid on an 85 was following me ,revving the shit out of his 2T. It sounded pretty cool, and he was on my ass , clearing all the jumps behind me. Stayed on my ass, till i got into a nice loamy berm and ROOSTED THE FK out of him. Thats how the old guys do it. He didnt have any tear offs and hadnt been hit with 2 fiddy roost in a bit im guessing. Ol well, the lil feller learned that day.
Excellent quote
To be fair, the attraction to expensive bolt-ons is why they’d be worried about their ladies around vets 🤣🤣
This is satire, right? Please tell me this is satire.
That was his side of the story...
This is what he actually saw as the kid on the 85 smoked on past him.
Kinda scary how many heads this joke went over.
Pee wee roast hurts!
The world we’re living in…they come with “hair triggers” too!
Well here is the after story. Back in the pits the mom said " you just roosted my son!" I said yeah , i figured he wouldnt mind, he's a pretty fast kid. Then the kid rode up with mud all over him and said " man that was so cool!! haha" . It was all good. And the little turd was pretty fast for sure.
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