Forkner

team 822
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12/24/2022 2:38am
str8line wrote:
Man, he's been through a lot. Six wins in a row in 2019 250 East then out with the knee injury. Title was his to lose...

Man, he's been through a lot.

Six wins in a row in 2019 250 East then out with the knee injury. Title was his to lose. Four wins in 2020 250 West but a couple of finishes outside the top 15 and ends up 3rd overall.  2021 injury after the second race and he missed the SX season. 2022 second place in the first race. The next week was a triple crown and he dominated race 1, finished fourth in race 2, then battles with Jett for the lead in race 3, actually passing him. Then they go down hard ending Austin's season. Summer of 2022... torn labrum before outdoors and misses the season.

Lately he's moved his training to California and he's been riding a lot with El Hombre. He also has a new off-bike trainer, still using Reynard on-bike. His dad is not in California with him. It's his last SX season on a 250, slated to go 450 for outdoors.

So a lot of changes to his program and almost a year away from racing. Could this finally be his year?

Forkner has a heap of speed and talent, his attitude it terrible but the best thing he has done (if it’s true) is leaving his dad behind, you can tell where Austin’s attitude comes from, Mike Forkner has a major attitude issue and hopeful Austin leaves his dad out of anything to do with him and he may get a supercross title. 

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Sandusky26
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12/24/2022 3:58am
team 822 wrote:
Forkner has a heap of speed and talent, his attitude it terrible but the best thing he has done (if it’s true) is leaving his dad...

Forkner has a heap of speed and talent, his attitude it terrible but the best thing he has done (if it’s true) is leaving his dad behind, you can tell where Austin’s attitude comes from, Mike Forkner has a major attitude issue and hopeful Austin leaves his dad out of anything to do with him and he may get a supercross title. 

That attitude took a poor farm boy and made a SX winner.

You can't teach that.

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12/24/2022 5:56am

Is there anything more cringe that “merch drops”? Seems like every Tom Dick and Harry has merch today. Does anyone actually buy this crap?

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The Shop

12/24/2022 6:51am

After making the Spork image, I couldn’t stop thinking about alternate names for Forkner:

Sporkner: 

 Borkner:

Dorkner:

 Porkner: 

 

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bh84
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12/24/2022 6:53am
Gollum wrote:
Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide...

Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide them with the most comfort and protection, and their sexual behavior is driven entirely by this primal inclination to find the most protective male with the highest social status. But women are also used to being passed around from one alpha male to another as they become undesired by one they will naturally float back to the other and so forth. 

Seek help dude. Holy

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12/24/2022 6:58am
Gollum wrote:
Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide...

Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide them with the most comfort and protection, and their sexual behavior is driven entirely by this primal inclination to find the most protective male with the highest social status. But women are also used to being passed around from one alpha male to another as they become undesired by one they will naturally float back to the other and so forth. 

A lot to unpack here 😂

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Mavetism
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12/24/2022 7:08am
After making the Spork image, I couldn’t stop thinking about alternate names for Forkner: Sporkner:   Borkner: Dorkner:  Porkner:       

After making the Spork image, I couldn’t stop thinking about alternate names for Forkner:

Sporkner: 

 Borkner:

Dorkner:

 Porkner: 

 

That's so dumb. I laughed way too much at this. Borkner.. Laughing

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davistld01
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12/24/2022 7:08am
Gollum wrote:
Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide...

Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide them with the most comfort and protection, and their sexual behavior is driven entirely by this primal inclination to find the most protective male with the highest social status. But women are also used to being passed around from one alpha male to another as they become undesired by one they will naturally float back to the other and so forth. 

A lot to unpack here 😂

Not much really. He’s been drop kicked by more women than he can count, and he’s bitter. 
 

Sad.

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pops
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12/24/2022 9:11am
str8line wrote:
Man, he's been through a lot. Six wins in a row in 2019 250 East then out with the knee injury. Title was his to lose...

Man, he's been through a lot.

Six wins in a row in 2019 250 East then out with the knee injury. Title was his to lose. Four wins in 2020 250 West but a couple of finishes outside the top 15 and ends up 3rd overall.  2021 injury after the second race and he missed the SX season. 2022 second place in the first race. The next week was a triple crown and he dominated race 1, finished fourth in race 2, then battles with Jett for the lead in race 3, actually passing him. Then they go down hard ending Austin's season. Summer of 2022... torn labrum before outdoors and misses the season.

Lately he's moved his training to California and he's been riding a lot with El Hombre. He also has a new off-bike trainer, still using Reynard on-bike. His dad is not in California with him. It's his last SX season on a 250, slated to go 450 for outdoors.

So a lot of changes to his program and almost a year away from racing. Could this finally be his year?

team 822 wrote:
Forkner has a heap of speed and talent, his attitude it terrible but the best thing he has done (if it’s true) is leaving his dad...

Forkner has a heap of speed and talent, his attitude it terrible but the best thing he has done (if it’s true) is leaving his dad behind, you can tell where Austin’s attitude comes from, Mike Forkner has a major attitude issue and hopeful Austin leaves his dad out of anything to do with him and he may get a supercross title. 

Do I know you???

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rohleder644
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12/24/2022 9:47am
pops wrote:

Do I know you???

I was waiting for this……

watch the tone of this thread whip a 180

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RalphS
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12/24/2022 10:29am
Thanks for the grammar correction.  But back to the point, yes money can buy happiness, peace of mind, comfort etc. Not having to worry about money...

Thanks for the grammar correction.  But back to the point, yes money can buy happiness, peace of mind, comfort etc. Not having to worry about money problems is a huge weight lifted off most people's chest. Happiness can have several meanings. 

Money of course gets you comfort and to some extent peace of mind but unfortunately it does not buy happiness my friend. It should make things easier for your happiness but not even tangentially.

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12/24/2022 10:50am

People always misquote "money is the root of all evil."

It's "the LOVE of money is the root of all evil."

Either way, it's different for everyone, like most things. I have friends who have a few million available who are single, no kids, and "happy" as they can be. I also have friends who have a family and enough to pay their bills and they are happy as well. 

Money definitely makes life "easier" in a lot of ways, but money alone can't make you happy....not in my opinion. But again everyone has a different idea of happiness or even the definition of "enough" money. 

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12/24/2022 11:02am
kapaa10 wrote:
If he is still engaged to his fiance that sux since she hooked up w the chargers quaterback justin herbert, he cant compete w that in...

If he is still engaged to his fiance that sux since she hooked up w the chargers quaterback justin herbert, he cant compete w that in fame or money.

Gollum wrote:
Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide...

Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide them with the most comfort and protection, and their sexual behavior is driven entirely by this primal inclination to find the most protective male with the highest social status. But women are also used to being passed around from one alpha male to another as they become undesired by one they will naturally float back to the other and so forth. 

What in the incel is going on here

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McG194
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12/24/2022 11:15am
-MAVERICK- wrote:

He's married, and there's more to life than money and fame. 

I could careless about fame. Money is a big part of life, as it does run the world. Having it and not having to worry about...

I could careless about fame. Money is a big part of life, as it does run the world. Having it and not having to worry about where your next meal comes from, not having to worry about your family being taken care of, or having to stress out everyday if you can pay your bills is a great feeling. Money is a huge part of life unfortunately. Anyone who says different is lying.

Money is a big part of life but it's not like she dumped a star NFL QB and all the riches that come with it to roll with a pauper. At the end of it all Austin should have a fairly substantial net worth. Add to that fact she is a Monster Girl which I'm sure they don't break the bank, but it opens a lot of doors and gives you many business opportunities. DD seems to be doing pretty well financially. Add the fact that she comes from a family where her dad played 13 years in the NFL, I wouldn't classify her as your average track snack hoping to marry a wallet. 

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Skerby
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12/24/2022 11:57am

I started referring to him as 'ForkDaddy' about a year or two ago. I think its a sick nickname and it ties him to fro. Makes the fork mascot even better.

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12/24/2022 12:06pm

I don't like the way he rides . Don't care about his political s or wife . But him taking out guys in practice. Screaming at guys who got in his way etc etc. He reminds me of barica .  

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12/24/2022 1:02pm
Gollum wrote:
Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide...

Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide them with the most comfort and protection, and their sexual behavior is driven entirely by this primal inclination to find the most protective male with the highest social status. But women are also used to being passed around from one alpha male to another as they become undesired by one they will naturally float back to the other and so forth. 

This is a motocross forum, not your therapy session

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12/24/2022 1:21pm
brimx153 wrote:
I don't like the way he rides . Don't care about his political s or wife . But him taking out guys in practice. Screaming at...

I don't like the way he rides . Don't care about his political s or wife . But him taking out guys in practice. Screaming at guys who got in his way etc etc. He reminds me of barica .  

Name one time he took out anyone. Race or practice.

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12/24/2022 1:26pm
brimx153 wrote:
I don't like the way he rides . Don't care about his political s or wife . But him taking out guys in practice. Screaming at...

I don't like the way he rides . Don't care about his political s or wife . But him taking out guys in practice. Screaming at guys who got in his way etc etc. He reminds me of barica .  

What does his politics and wife have to do with you? I'm with Pops, who has he taken out?

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12/24/2022 2:36pm
Sandusky26 wrote:

Am I the only one raised to not talk about someone's Ole lady?

Around here that’s the fastest way to the hospital. 

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12/24/2022 3:22pm
brimx153 wrote:
I don't like the way he rides . Don't care about his political s or wife . But him taking out guys in practice. Screaming at...

I don't like the way he rides . Don't care about his political s or wife . But him taking out guys in practice. Screaming at guys who got in his way etc etc. He reminds me of barica .  

DonM wrote:

What does his politics and wife have to do with you? I'm with Pops, who has he taken out?

I said ,,"I don't care about "  his politics or wife . Other s here seem to care about it . I don't give a flying f about either.  He jumped straight into filthy Phil start of last year.  He went flat out into the side of DF 14 knee . He crossed jumped the crap out of ZO 16 made him fall off . Can't find the stuff in practice but I ve seen it .plenty of dumb stuff.  I could be polite and say he is not dirty . He just does loads of stupid stuff instead. 

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12/24/2022 3:33pm
Gollum wrote:
Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide...

Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide them with the most comfort and protection, and their sexual behavior is driven entirely by this primal inclination to find the most protective male with the highest social status. But women are also used to being passed around from one alpha male to another as they become undesired by one they will naturally float back to the other and so forth. 

this.

the downvoters here are mostly older guys who didnt get to experience modern dating and female super hypergamy. these old heds dont understand alot of their daughters are taking tons of dick from chads/tyrones while most average and normal guys get nothing

 

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12/24/2022 3:36pm
brimx153 wrote:
I don't like the way he rides . Don't care about his political s or wife . But him taking out guys in practice. Screaming at...

I don't like the way he rides . Don't care about his political s or wife . But him taking out guys in practice. Screaming at guys who got in his way etc etc. He reminds me of barica .  

DonM wrote:

What does his politics and wife have to do with you? I'm with Pops, who has he taken out?

brimx153 wrote:
I said ,,"I don't care about "  his politics or wife . Other s here seem to care about it . I don't give a flying...

I said ,,"I don't care about "  his politics or wife . Other s here seem to care about it . I don't give a flying f about either.  He jumped straight into filthy Phil start of last year.  He went flat out into the side of DF 14 knee . He crossed jumped the crap out of ZO 16 made him fall off . Can't find the stuff in practice but I ve seen it .plenty of dumb stuff.  I could be polite and say he is not dirty . He just does loads of stupid stuff instead. 

Phil didn’t go where Austin thought he was. DF had ran him off the track 3 times before that. He crossed rutted when he came over on Zach. Remember when Jett cross jumped Austin last season and ended his sx season? But I know, that was different!!!!

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12/24/2022 4:11pm
Sandusky26 wrote:

Am I the only one raised to not talk about someone's Ole lady?

TalinH112 wrote:

Around here that’s the fastest way to the hospital. 

Haha I know. I can't believe what I read here sometimes. 

Sandusky26
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12/24/2022 4:13pm
Gollum wrote:
Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide...

Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide them with the most comfort and protection, and their sexual behavior is driven entirely by this primal inclination to find the most protective male with the highest social status. But women are also used to being passed around from one alpha male to another as they become undesired by one they will naturally float back to the other and so forth. 

this. the downvoters here are mostly older guys who didnt get to experience modern dating and female super hypergamy. these old heds dont understand alot of...

this.

the downvoters here are mostly older guys who didnt get to experience modern dating and female super hypergamy. these old heds dont understand alot of their daughters are taking tons of dick from chads/tyrones while most average and normal guys get nothing

 

Your jealous because you can't get any from Chad/Tyrone yourself.

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McG194
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12/24/2022 4:25pm Edited Date/Time 12/24/2022 4:26pm
Gollum wrote:
Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide...

Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide them with the most comfort and protection, and their sexual behavior is driven entirely by this primal inclination to find the most protective male with the highest social status. But women are also used to being passed around from one alpha male to another as they become undesired by one they will naturally float back to the other and so forth. 

this. the downvoters here are mostly older guys who didnt get to experience modern dating and female super hypergamy. these old heds dont understand alot of...

this.

the downvoters here are mostly older guys who didnt get to experience modern dating and female super hypergamy. these old heds dont understand alot of their daughters are taking tons of dick from chads/tyrones while most average and normal guys get nothing

 

I will give you that shit today is crazy. Hook up culture is just unreal compared to when I was a kid. 

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12/24/2022 4:41pm
McG194 wrote:

I will give you that shit today is crazy. Hook up culture is just unreal compared to when I was a kid. 

birth control pill + feminism + dating apps and this is what we have 

 

this is why people arent getting married and people arent having kids. whether or not austin forkners chick took pipe from chad NFL QB is besides the point, its def likely it happened. 

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12/24/2022 4:45pm
Gollum wrote:
Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide...

Pretty much every female is going to cheat if given the opportunity. Women are hard wired from evolution to look for the male that will provide them with the most comfort and protection, and their sexual behavior is driven entirely by this primal inclination to find the most protective male with the highest social status. But women are also used to being passed around from one alpha male to another as they become undesired by one they will naturally float back to the other and so forth. 

this. the downvoters here are mostly older guys who didnt get to experience modern dating and female super hypergamy. these old heds dont understand alot of...

this.

the downvoters here are mostly older guys who didnt get to experience modern dating and female super hypergamy. these old heds dont understand alot of their daughters are taking tons of dick from chads/tyrones while most average and normal guys get nothing

 

Sandusky26 wrote:

Your jealous because you can't get any from Chad/Tyrone yourself.

Bite the curb/therapist

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12/24/2022 4:50pm

Lots of incel discourse and self owns going on this thread.

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