Rumors of Roczen to Suzuki

Bruce372
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11/9/2022 4:43pm
How about we get rid of kickstsrters all together and we can go back to bump starting them like in the 1960s???
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seth505
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11/9/2022 5:45pm
seth505 wrote:
Back when I was a nobody doing pro mtb races I slept in my van going to races in PA. If it had been more than...
Back when I was a nobody doing pro mtb races I slept in my van going to races in PA. If it had been more than one night at a time I would have offed myself.
BobPA wrote:
I'd probably be just as frustrated with my life if I had to kickstart my bike every time I wanted to ride too. There is help...
I'd probably be just as frustrated with my life if I had to kickstart my bike every time I wanted to ride too. There is help man, you can always join a support group. "Inferior bikes anonymous" is a good one.
I love my bike even more with grouchy people like you acting like they ruined your life. Imagine being frustrated you had to move your leg up and down to start your motorbike? I can’t.
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11/9/2022 6:53pm
seth505 wrote:
Back when I was a nobody doing pro mtb races I slept in my van going to races in PA. If it had been more than...
Back when I was a nobody doing pro mtb races I slept in my van going to races in PA. If it had been more than one night at a time I would have offed myself.
BobPA wrote:
I'd probably be just as frustrated with my life if I had to kickstart my bike every time I wanted to ride too. There is help...
I'd probably be just as frustrated with my life if I had to kickstart my bike every time I wanted to ride too. There is help man, you can always join a support group. "Inferior bikes anonymous" is a good one.
Hell you may as well go for the electric bike now as there are two less levers and one less button for you to fuck with if you are looking for the easy way out or to get away from dirtbike things that frustrate you
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11/10/2022 4:00am
Sandusky26 wrote:
Snowmobile's with roostbuckets on brokeback mountain.
BobPA wrote:
2 out of 2 and a DNS.... Nice showing chief
He must have hurt his leg trying to kick that fat yellow turd.
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11/10/2022 5:05am
https://youtu.be/FA01nqTlHXw

Seen as nobody will show their own video I went looking. Never had a go on a yz450 but the 426 is one of the hardest bikes I've ever kicked.
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11/10/2022 5:17am
seth505 wrote:
I love my bike even more with grouchy people like you acting like they ruined your life. Imagine being frustrated you had to move your leg...
I love my bike even more with grouchy people like you acting like they ruined your life. Imagine being frustrated you had to move your leg up and down to start your motorbike? I can’t.
"Grouchy people acting like they ruined your life"

Five posts ago you said you would have offed yourself if you had to sleep in my state for one more night.... Pot meet kettle. It is like you dumb dumbs forget what you type...
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11/10/2022 6:10am
seth505 wrote:
I love my bike even more with grouchy people like you acting like they ruined your life. Imagine being frustrated you had to move your leg...
I love my bike even more with grouchy people like you acting like they ruined your life. Imagine being frustrated you had to move your leg up and down to start your motorbike? I can’t.
BobPA wrote:
"Grouchy people acting like they ruined your life" Five posts ago you said you would have offed yourself if you had to sleep in my state...
"Grouchy people acting like they ruined your life"

Five posts ago you said you would have offed yourself if you had to sleep in my state for one more night.... Pot meet kettle. It is like you dumb dumbs forget what you type...
Grump. Pinch
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11/10/2022 6:24am
seth505 wrote:
Back when I was a nobody doing pro mtb races I slept in my van going to races in PA. If it had been more than...
Back when I was a nobody doing pro mtb races I slept in my van going to races in PA. If it had been more than one night at a time I would have offed myself.
BobPA wrote:
I'd probably be just as frustrated with my life if I had to kickstart my bike every time I wanted to ride too. There is help...
I'd probably be just as frustrated with my life if I had to kickstart my bike every time I wanted to ride too. There is help man, you can always join a support group. "Inferior bikes anonymous" is a good one.
seth505 wrote:
I love my bike even more with grouchy people like you acting like they ruined your life. Imagine being frustrated you had to move your leg...
I love my bike even more with grouchy people like you acting like they ruined your life. Imagine being frustrated you had to move your leg up and down to start your motorbike? I can’t.
He's probably just mad because Barry Carsten lapped him on his Zuk at the local 4-lap district race (no shame, he's lapped me before too).
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11/10/2022 7:56am
Bruce372 wrote:
How about we get rid of kickstsrters all together and we can go back to bump starting them like in the 1960s???
I'm partial to a recoil pull start actually
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seth505
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11/10/2022 8:59am
seth505 wrote:
I love my bike even more with grouchy people like you acting like they ruined your life. Imagine being frustrated you had to move your leg...
I love my bike even more with grouchy people like you acting like they ruined your life. Imagine being frustrated you had to move your leg up and down to start your motorbike? I can’t.
BobPA wrote:
"Grouchy people acting like they ruined your life" Five posts ago you said you would have offed yourself if you had to sleep in my state...
"Grouchy people acting like they ruined your life"

Five posts ago you said you would have offed yourself if you had to sleep in my state for one more night.... Pot meet kettle. It is like you dumb dumbs forget what you type...
Here is some advice. If you're a functioning adult then you probably don't take message boards that seriously. I write several posts in jest and even sarcasm sometimes (fyi).

Back on topic, I think it would be fun if Roczen somehow ended up back on a Suzuki. If he doesn't then I won't lose any sleep and if no other human ever buys a Suzuki I'll still enjoy mine. I used to have 3 KTMs and now I have a yellow one mixed in. I don't care what everyone else rides, I just hope they enjoy riding. Even those riding an old green 450 around in 1st gear in a sand pit alone, everyone have fun.
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11/10/2022 9:09am
Question of the day for all you RM fanboys. IF Roczen does go back to suzuki and doesn't perform, then what?

Are we going to review this post where you all worshipped him and claimed he will win?

Are we going to blame Roczen, and say he's washed up out of shape?

Are we going to blame the outdated pig he's trying to lug around the track?

Asking for a friend.
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11/10/2022 9:18am Edited Date/Time 11/10/2022 9:35am
Question of the day for all you RM fanboys. IF Roczen does go back to suzuki and doesn't perform, then what? Are we going to review...
Question of the day for all you RM fanboys. IF Roczen does go back to suzuki and doesn't perform, then what?

Are we going to review this post where you all worshipped him and claimed he will win?

Are we going to blame Roczen, and say he's washed up out of shape?

Are we going to blame the outdated pig he's trying to lug around the track?

Asking for a friend.
Roczen complained a lot about a factory honda. I can only imagne the excuses were going to hear if he ends up riding a zook.
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11/10/2022 9:58am
seth505 wrote:
Here is some advice. If you're a functioning adult then you probably don't take message boards that seriously. I write several posts in jest and even...
Here is some advice. If you're a functioning adult then you probably don't take message boards that seriously. I write several posts in jest and even sarcasm sometimes (fyi).

Back on topic, I think it would be fun if Roczen somehow ended up back on a Suzuki. If he doesn't then I won't lose any sleep and if no other human ever buys a Suzuki I'll still enjoy mine. I used to have 3 KTMs and now I have a yellow one mixed in. I don't care what everyone else rides, I just hope they enjoy riding. Even those riding an old green 450 around in 1st gear in a sand pit alone, everyone have fun.
I was not aware you Suzookers were capable of comprehending sarcasm, seems you bros have been getting butthurt about it for weeks....
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11/10/2022 10:15am
Question of the day for all you RM fanboys. IF Roczen does go back to suzuki and doesn't perform, then what? Are we going to review...
Question of the day for all you RM fanboys. IF Roczen does go back to suzuki and doesn't perform, then what?

Are we going to review this post where you all worshipped him and claimed he will win?

Are we going to blame Roczen, and say he's washed up out of shape?

Are we going to blame the outdated pig he's trying to lug around the track?

Asking for a friend.
If he stays in top 10 the entire race I blame the bike. If he leads half the race then drops to 12, I blame him. Silly
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seth505
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11/10/2022 10:24am
BobPA wrote:
I was not aware you Suzookers were capable of comprehending sarcasm, seems you bros have been getting butthurt about it for weeks....
Butthurt about what, that I have a functioning leg? I'd think if you can't kickstart a bike then that is the least of your worries because riding an mx track is rigorous activity Grinning
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11/10/2022 12:56pm
Question of the day for all you RM fanboys. IF Roczen does go back to suzuki and doesn't perform, then what? Are we going to review...
Question of the day for all you RM fanboys. IF Roczen does go back to suzuki and doesn't perform, then what?

Are we going to review this post where you all worshipped him and claimed he will win?

Are we going to blame Roczen, and say he's washed up out of shape?

Are we going to blame the outdated pig he's trying to lug around the track?

Asking for a friend.
Highly likely he doesn’t perform like he has on his Honda. Highly likely not to perform on any color. Thumbs downnnnn
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11/10/2022 1:00pm Edited Date/Time 11/10/2022 1:02pm
seth505 wrote:
Butthurt about what, that I have a functioning leg? I'd think if you can't kickstart a bike then that is the least of your worries because...
Butthurt about what, that I have a functioning leg? I'd think if you can't kickstart a bike then that is the least of your worries because riding an mx track is rigorous activity Grinning
Not when you go as slow as me

You're joking right? There are multiple 20+ page threads where your fragile little yellow egos cannot take calling your bikes a dinosaur. You resort to posting pictures of your yellow bikes and you all have a smash the like button festival.
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11/10/2022 1:00pm
Just want everyone to know, I kick started mine just now to do an oil change, I had to kick twice, with lots of physical therapy and a can do attitude I should be back on the bike in a few weeks. Send prayers
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11/10/2022 1:22pm
seth505 wrote:
Butthurt about what, that I have a functioning leg? I'd think if you can't kickstart a bike then that is the least of your worries because...
Butthurt about what, that I have a functioning leg? I'd think if you can't kickstart a bike then that is the least of your worries because riding an mx track is rigorous activity Grinning
BobPA wrote:
Not when you go as slow as me You're joking right? There are multiple 20+ page threads where your fragile little yellow egos cannot take calling...
Not when you go as slow as me

You're joking right? There are multiple 20+ page threads where your fragile little yellow egos cannot take calling your bikes a dinosaur. You resort to posting pictures of your yellow bikes and you all have a smash the like button festival.
You go to MXON and have conversations about a grown ass man you have never met and made a vital thread.

Pretty fucked if you ask me.

I promise you when I'm am Jammin Jimmies tomorrow enjoying the nice weather, I won't be having thoughts of Bob.

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11/10/2022 2:08pm
Just want everyone to know, I kick started mine just now to do an oil change, I had to kick twice, with lots of physical therapy...
Just want everyone to know, I kick started mine just now to do an oil change, I had to kick twice, with lots of physical therapy and a can do attitude I should be back on the bike in a few weeks. Send prayers
So brave..
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seth505
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11/10/2022 2:16pm
seth505 wrote:
Butthurt about what, that I have a functioning leg? I'd think if you can't kickstart a bike then that is the least of your worries because...
Butthurt about what, that I have a functioning leg? I'd think if you can't kickstart a bike then that is the least of your worries because riding an mx track is rigorous activity Grinning
BobPA wrote:
Not when you go as slow as me You're joking right? There are multiple 20+ page threads where your fragile little yellow egos cannot take calling...
Not when you go as slow as me

You're joking right? There are multiple 20+ page threads where your fragile little yellow egos cannot take calling your bikes a dinosaur. You resort to posting pictures of your yellow bikes and you all have a smash the like button festival.
Anyone can post a pic of their bike, here we go. Do you have any that you didn't steal from a photographer?

I'm gonna take one out of Sandusy26s playbook and dedicate photos to you, in hopes it will improve your mood.







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11/10/2022 2:23pm
seth505 wrote:
Here is some advice. If you're a functioning adult then you probably don't take message boards that seriously. I write several posts in jest and even...
Here is some advice. If you're a functioning adult then you probably don't take message boards that seriously. I write several posts in jest and even sarcasm sometimes (fyi).

Back on topic, I think it would be fun if Roczen somehow ended up back on a Suzuki. If he doesn't then I won't lose any sleep and if no other human ever buys a Suzuki I'll still enjoy mine. I used to have 3 KTMs and now I have a yellow one mixed in. I don't care what everyone else rides, I just hope they enjoy riding. Even those riding an old green 450 around in 1st gear in a sand pit alone, everyone have fun.
BobPA wrote:
I was not aware you Suzookers were capable of comprehending sarcasm, seems you bros have been getting butthurt about it for weeks....
2 types of people here.
1 those who defend Suzukis
2 those who defend CA
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11/10/2022 2:25pm
seth505 wrote:
Butthurt about what, that I have a functioning leg? I'd think if you can't kickstart a bike then that is the least of your worries because...
Butthurt about what, that I have a functioning leg? I'd think if you can't kickstart a bike then that is the least of your worries because riding an mx track is rigorous activity Grinning
BobPA wrote:
Not when you go as slow as me You're joking right? There are multiple 20+ page threads where your fragile little yellow egos cannot take calling...
Not when you go as slow as me

You're joking right? There are multiple 20+ page threads where your fragile little yellow egos cannot take calling your bikes a dinosaur. You resort to posting pictures of your yellow bikes and you all have a smash the like button festival.
seth505 wrote:
Anyone can post a pic of their bike, here we go. Do you have any that you didn't steal from a photographer? I'm gonna take one...
Anyone can post a pic of their bike, here we go. Do you have any that you didn't steal from a photographer?

I'm gonna take one out of Sandusy26s playbook and dedicate photos to you, in hopes it will improve your mood.







Fuck yes.
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11/10/2022 2:28pm
So if JGR were still in the game with Suzuki will this topic still be debated?
11/10/2022 5:07pm
Just want everyone to know, I kick started mine just now to do an oil change, I had to kick twice, with lots of physical therapy...
Just want everyone to know, I kick started mine just now to do an oil change, I had to kick twice, with lots of physical therapy and a can do attitude I should be back on the bike in a few weeks. Send prayers
Prayers sent
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11/10/2022 5:44pm
Does the twisted tea not conflict with Red bull?
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11/10/2022 5:45pm Edited Date/Time 11/10/2022 5:46pm
bens152 wrote:
Does the twisted tea not conflict with Red bull?
No.
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11/10/2022 7:39pm
Sandusky26 wrote:
You go to MXON and have conversations about a grown ass man you have never met and made a vital thread. Pretty fucked if you ask...
You go to MXON and have conversations about a grown ass man you have never met and made a vital thread.

Pretty fucked if you ask me.

I promise you when I'm am Jammin Jimmies tomorrow enjoying the nice weather, I won't be having thoughts of Bob.

Uhhh better check your record chief, I never started a thread about any of this. I just chime in...

Jammin' Jimmy loved my Kawasaki 250 two stroke last time I was there. He even put a big chipper in and idled it around the parking lot. He ever do that on your banana mobile?
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