Is it even motocross if?

snackfedbear
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snackfedbear 9/29/2018 8:20pm
9/29/2018 8:20pm Edited Date/Time 9/29/2018 8:21pm
Is it even motocross if you’re not talking like this?
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Flip109
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Flip109 9/29/2018 8:54pm
9/29/2018 8:54pm Edited Date/Time 9/29/2018 8:57pm
Is it even motocross if you don’t strip down to your underwear in front of everyone and their wife and kids at the track to get your gear on Laughing
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zehn 9/29/2018 9:10pm
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Is it even motocross if you don’t have to clean air filters
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three9zero 9/29/2018 9:21pm
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Loc-Dawg don't ride for no trick-ass bitches=Motocross.
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Moto96 9/29/2018 9:52pm
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Is it even motocross if?

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Phantom 661 9/29/2018 9:59pm
9/29/2018 9:59pm Edited Date/Time 9/29/2018 10:02pm
Is it even motocross if .... You don't even lift bro?
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gsxr6 9/29/2018 10:02pm
9/29/2018 10:02pm
Is it even motocross if your bike has no powerband?
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joshflo 9/29/2018 10:02pm
9/29/2018 10:02pm
Is it even motocross if some dude riding a blacked out cr250 isn’t talking about how he almost went pro?
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rob162 9/29/2018 10:04pm
9/29/2018 10:04pm Edited Date/Time 9/29/2018 10:05pm
Is it even motocross if no one saw those fat holeshots you pulled on practice days?
Like bro, we all rolled up to the line.Dude dropped the flag an I just dropped the hammer and hit that berm first, like bam!!!!
* whispers* Blew it all up bro
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rob162 9/29/2018 10:06pm
9/29/2018 10:06pm Edited Date/Time 9/30/2018 8:22am
Moto96 wrote:
Is it even motocross if? [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2017/02/22/177699/s1200_4c9d6dc25ff41bcb7322d6d6e4a1a104d0c0eb9fc30d8df2e617ee30d20467a8.jpg[/img]
Is it even motocross if?

rob162
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rob162 9/29/2018 10:07pm
9/29/2018 10:07pm
Is it even motocross if it's motorcross???
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Track and Trail 9/29/2018 10:22pm
9/29/2018 10:22pm
Is it even motocross if you don't put an FMF sticker over your Ford emblem?
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2WheelJocky 9/29/2018 11:23pm
9/29/2018 11:23pm
Is it even motocross if the podium girls are not outstandable?
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Doddy 9/29/2018 11:35pm
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Is it even motocross if your father isn't famous?
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-MAVERICK- 9/30/2018 12:20am
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Is it even motocross if you've never had a monkey butt?
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BAD10 9/30/2018 12:25am
9/30/2018 12:25am Edited Date/Time 9/30/2018 12:27am
Is it even motocross if...
You don’t loop out in the parking lot?
You don’t run out of gas on the farthest end of the track on the first lap of practice?
You are a first time beginner and don’t have the trickiest parts and mods on your new bike?
You never shat your pants casing the ten foot double?
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js451 9/30/2018 12:47am
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If you don’t delete your GoPro footage after watching your own riding speed
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Flip109 9/30/2018 2:28am
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Is it even motocross if the single butterface milf with fake tits rolls up in her pickup with her two 8 year old boys and some ttr125’s. Then every swinging dick there esp the ones without their wives with em Grinning is tripping over themselves to help her unload all their shit. Whistling
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smoothies862 9/30/2018 3:40am
9/30/2018 3:40am
is it even motocross if bubba is gone?
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BikeGuy321 9/30/2018 3:41am
9/30/2018 3:41am Edited Date/Time 9/30/2018 4:00am
Is it even motocross if you don't have a heart rate monitor, a Litpro, and a riding coach?

Is it even motocross if you don't go out of your way to whip/scrub everything bigger than a whoop?

Is it even motocross if your 2 stroke exhaust doesn't smell good?

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braaap707 9/30/2018 4:14am
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Flip109 wrote:
Is it even motocross if the single butterface milf with fake tits rolls up in her pickup with her two 8 year old boys and some...
Is it even motocross if the single butterface milf with fake tits rolls up in her pickup with her two 8 year old boys and some ttr125’s. Then every swinging dick there esp the ones without their wives with em Grinning is tripping over themselves to help her unload all their shit. Whistling
Bro I laughed way to hard at this hahaha Laughing So true
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2smokertillend 9/30/2018 4:14am
9/30/2018 4:14am Edited Date/Time 9/30/2018 5:02am
Is it even motocross if you don’t spend thousands of dollars for a five dollar trophy
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shmacky78 9/30/2018 4:58am
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Is it even motocross if you buy a used 450 with leaky fork seals and black number plate backgrounds ?
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murph783 9/30/2018 7:41am
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Flip109 wrote:
Is it even motocross if you don’t strip down to your underwear in front of everyone and their wife and kids at the track to get...
Is it even motocross if you don’t strip down to your underwear in front of everyone and their wife and kids at the track to get your gear on Laughing
My chick hadn’t really been around moto before we started dating, she was borderline mortified by how comfortable with public nudity I was. Once you have a conversation with your buddies’ grandparents in your boxers enough times I guess it stops fazing you ?
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Ken202 9/30/2018 8:02am
9/30/2018 8:02am
Is it even motocross without "Braap!"
PracticeChamp141 9/30/2018 8:08am
9/30/2018 8:08am
Is it even motocross if you raced a pro rider who qualifies 35th at his local track in the plus 30X class and tell your coworkers you race against pros?
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Sweetd31 9/30/2018 8:31am
9/30/2018 8:31am
When you swear you are gonna take a dump at home on race day morning and you end up using the track port-o-potty with your knee braces on anyways
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brocster 9/30/2018 8:49am
9/30/2018 8:49am
Store your goggles on your chinbar...
Caseclosed713 9/30/2018 9:28am
9/30/2018 9:28am
Is it even motocross if you havent forgot to remove the muffler plug when trying to start your bike
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