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tabarnak

I had no idea people jerked off to brakes.

Get Tokyo mods to remap the pacemaker and you should be good.

The bad luck part is him piercing his intestine. Couldn't he just break an arm or leg like a normal crash? I've never even heard of that and can't imagine how it happens. I know ribs puncture lungs. How hard to you have to crash for a rib to basically travel up your ass?

I heard the bikes were hacked remotely. The mechanics forgot to install a firewall on the ecu itself, and the laptop that sets the map. They were hacked through wifi in the stands. You see it in the movies all the time - they get into banks, nuke facilities, Hillary clintons email etc. If you think a fuel map can't...

Sorry. Canadian rockstar chicks have em all beat.

Is yamalube merging with the doll and vending machine industry in Japan?

(Yamaha) Should I use brake cleaner or no toil? Should I have the dealer do the service? Are 4 stroke rebuilds not bringing enough $$$ ?

I love fat cones

I had lotsa Hondas from 2001 up to 2005. They come with their fair share of quirks that didn't get any better as the years rolled on. You're almost certainly going to have to go 50/50 on the race gas. You're going to have to drill holes in your piston for the exhaust bridge. If the previous owner didn't do...

Bring her. They have paramedics at the track

Since you're in Dubai will you have the entire bike plated in 24 karat gold?

I'm surprised no one has mentioned waiting for the 2021 GasGas electric bikes to come out. I have an electric motor in my dishwasher and I fucking love it.

99.9% of people in North America stop being interested in soccer when they're 7 years old. I'd rather shoot myself before I sat there and watched 40 guys run around in short-shorts. I guess that's a European cultural thing along with man purses and Vespa scooters. The drama of grown men wailing like babies because they stubbed their toe in...

I can't seem to check pms either. You still got the 250 vortex?

Nice on the Weiner dog sponsor. I represent Weiner dog as well.

Something has to be causing the fit to be sloppy on the one side. I'm going to take a guess and call out a bushing, or else the fork hasn't been reassembled properly. On the assembly side, there's an oil lock collar that gets punched in before the oil seal. It usually gets bypassed for replacement in favour of more...

Since you're going into a lot of detail here... What the deal with the new plastics and their mounts? Specifically where the number plates bolt to the airbox. There's a cheap square peice of steel that's embedded in the back of the plastic that just spins around when trying to remove bolts. I had to use vice grips on this...

I had no idea Anderson was a person of color.