Who is Matt Burkeen

More lines than a frat house 

Whats the upside on being mature? 

Matt Burkeen is the illegitimate son of little known Kiwi motocross star Harry Weta. 
Matt grew up riding a clapped out, but highly modded DT175 and developed his eye watering speed (no goggles) chasing sheep every afternoon on the way home from school.

Sadly Matt was orphaned when his father died in a tragic shearing accident, and no one knew who his mother was, although it was rumoured she was a gymnast in a touring circus. He was then shipped off to America to live with a distant relative named Mike who worked for a comedy company famous for slapstick, or something like that.

It was there that he put his sheep chasing skills to the test at the local motocross track, but he was shocked to find out that in America there was these cheater bikes called four shits.. Despite that, Matt made a bit of a name for himself as the only guy out there running secondhand cheng shin tyres and duck tape numbers.

He’s still seen occasionally by the side of the track talking to himself, although when asked he says he’s talking to his fans, but of course no one believes him.

We're supposed to give wrong answers only

Wasn’t he the rhythm guitar player for Dio

Was well know for racing a 4 stroke outdoors. Had a big budget with factory support. Has a “2 stroke suck” tattoo on his inner thigh. 

Will he be allowed to film next year? Hes got some good content. And the new camera is way better.

Matt owes all his success to Motorama.  Basically an adopted prodigal son of the Amish at this point.

Amazing designs at their lab in their co!

LoL! That's one of the best comments I've ever read on this forum

Glad to hear Matt is enjoying some success in the moto industry, and he got to go to the MXdN  👊

You seem like a mad bastard with a warped sense of humour.

We like.

That's the guy that invented gravity, correct?

nice!

He had sex with my momma! Why???

He was on that show...the traitors.....

He once wore a live rattlesnake as a condom.

And I saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbury.

Coined the phrase “Dot your T’s and cross your Eyes it’s Titty City!”

Some people say he is Jimmy Albertson. Some people say in fact that universe is infinite Jimmy Albertsons stack on eachother all the way down to the floor.

He’s the guy your mother warned your sister about 

He was Tim Ferry's mechanic at Factory Yamaha, they won Summercross one year.

And whats wrong with that? I say it all the time Im just a 56 year old little kid🙄🤣

Has anybody mentioned that he is a sick c#%t?

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

best guy out there. old school "if there's a will there's a way" type. i'd love to see him prosper financially.

My one liner bank expands drastically with every video of his. He's gotta have some kind of one liner think tank backing him up. 

Former test pilot for the USAF who was pre-selected for an Artemis mission but fell down into the MX black hole after eating a huge Carnage Asada burrito from the same taco shop that used to be frequented by Ryan Villopoto. True story. 

WOW, literally NOBODY agreed with you 🤣