Burkeen’s one liners

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Amp’d up like a Stark Varg that’s been charging for 3-5 business days 

Sex Chaseton! 

Dude makes me laugh, while giving me the info and footage I’m looking for. 

Hope Supedupermotoctoss lets him do his thing. 

What are some of your favorites?

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Sparkalounger
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This crowds like the average American, its not getting thinner anytime soon!

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When Kitchen moved into third, "Kitchem does grab a slice of box, he loves the taste of it." His vids from the side of the track were awesome.  Really showed how insane the track was. I dont think I could get around that track under 5min

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When Kitchen moved into third, "Kitchem does grab a slice of box, he loves the taste of it." His vids from the side of the track...

When Kitchen moved into third, "Kitchem does grab a slice of box, he loves the taste of it." His vids from the side of the track were awesome.  Really showed how insane the track was. I dont think I could get around that track under 5min

It's depressing when kids on 85s can lap faster than you.

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I just like when he calls amateur day at Arenacross and is roasting the riders as they flub through the track. Guy overdoes it for sure, but he always has a few good zingers 

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I don't know who put all the water down but it's gonna be "Carnage Asada"!

Herlings went by and he said, "Herlings failed recess in school, he does not play games".

Matt's our modern day Larry Huffman. He does such an awesome job with his content.

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I laughed every time he called the Aussie team *beep* haha

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I know his dad works for the ama, but I’m surprised the FIM gave him media access as I thought they were not as relaxed about that as mx sports was. Was nice as mxgp released a 5 minute highlight video today and he gave us almost 30 minutes.

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Two Jew lol

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“I’m glad I’m marked safe from riding this track”

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jemcee wrote:

I laughed every time he called the Aussie team *beep* haha

I met Kyle Cunningham's bro in-law at 2010 nations after party. Sideways of course courtesy RedBull events like everyone there with a pass. He loved our use of it when he came here. There was more C from him that night than a catholic girls high school.

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Can't remember what what he said exactly but it was something like it's wetter and more slippery than Diddys bedroom floor 

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“Have we forgiven the Germans for bombing Pearl Harbour” 🤦🏻‍♂️ or words to that effect. 

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Rotaholic wrote:

Can't remember what what he said exactly but it was something like it's wetter and more slippery than Diddys bedroom floor 

Hard pack track that was well watered. “Slipperier than the floor in Diddys basement” 😆

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Quite a few of his " Sayings " are Very funny, and seemingly, original.

Some, thankfully far less than the above, of his utterances, are incredibly crass and juvenile.

I hope he'll learn and improve  / drop the things that lessen his great coverage.

Though, with the restrictions Feld ( and think MX Sports ) appear to be introducing, I wonder if He, and others have much of a future with their Videos?

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Entertaining videos, but I prefer the ones by Jaume Soler...only raw sound!

 

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Inferno wrote:
Entertaining videos, but I prefer the ones by Jaume Soler...only raw sound! 

Entertaining videos, but I prefer the ones by Jaume Soler...only raw sound!

 

Me too. 

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Bearuno
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Inferno wrote:
Entertaining videos, but I prefer the ones by Jaume Soler...only raw sound! 

Entertaining videos, but I prefer the ones by Jaume Soler...only raw sound!

 

Jaume Soler videos are Fantastic !

Really looking forward to the Portuguese Six Days this year, 100th Anniversary, and I expect he / they will be there. 

And, there are a Lot of other YouTubers that cover it, too.

I usually pay for the FIM-Moto.TV coverage of it, as well. It starts on the 12th.

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Track conditions are “Titty City” always makes me smile!

😜🤣🤣

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Paul333
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Burkeen Is awesome. 

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“Have we forgiven the Germans for bombing Pearl Harbour” 🤦🏻‍♂️ or words to that effect. 

Forget it, he's rolling.

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Burkeen is absolutely the best version of the "iPhone media guy". Shows what it's like to really be there and catches all the stuff you would never see anywhere else, like Kitchen and Coenen on the start straight playing rock paper scissors to see who could go first.

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“Have we forgiven the Germans for bombing Pearl Harbour” 🤦🏻‍♂️ or words to that effect. 

davis224 wrote:

Forget it, he's rolling.

I think he got that from Animal House 

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davis224
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“Have we forgiven the Germans for bombing Pearl Harbour” 🤦🏻‍♂️ or words to that effect. 

davis224 wrote:

Forget it, he's rolling.

Paul333 wrote:

I think he got that from Animal House 

That's why I also quoted the next line in the movie.

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