Famous motocross quotes

“He’s on him like a Krishna on an airport traveller!”

Larry Huffman

“Those ruts are so deep I saw a German soldier pop his head up!”

Larry Huffman

Not motocross, but American & World Racing legend King Kenny Roberts after racing a factory specially built Yamaha TZ 750 Flat Tracker said in an interview……. “They don’t pay me enough to ride that thing.” If you have never heard the story behind this , I encourage you to look it up. It’s legendary.

My favorite was Bob Hannah at Saddleback. He was asked how nervous he was having Howerton on his ass the whole race, Hannahs reply” I was more nervous than a blind faggot at a weenie roast” 

Yes Virginia

“If there’s no blood in the picture it’s no good right?”

"If he was going any slower, he'd be going backwards"  RC said something to that extent watching Justin Bogle get passed by rider after rider while he was a rider for RCH Suzuki and Carmichael was on the broadcast team for the race.  He sounded like he wanted to hang himself by his press pass lanyard.

Another good one now is probably "break him" 😂

Not a quote per se, but I think it was James Stewart or RC that nicknamed Andrew Short "The Smiling Assassin". 😆

"Holeshot, pin it, knock everybody down, come around the corner, come out in front"

-TP 199

Let Brock Bye

Sriracha and Osborne 

Emig: Huckabuck, Carmichael: in the Hoops.

"Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. If a motor can't run without it I can't cum without it" - Bob Blose 

"I get it, you've been spraying air filters with the windows closed again. Haven't you?" - Andy Carson 

"Seth you're WEEDED" - Rusty Setser

I can’t remember where I heard this. “Torque your sprocket bolts.”

Bob Hannah  on what if's  -   " If my aunt had nuts she'd be my uncle" 

After a little research to try and find more context for the quote,it wasn't his quote but he is the person I heard say it. so for me he owns it.

I do wish I had found the source for where I read or heard him saying it. I know it was in some sort of response to somebody asking him" what if ".  

The person credited with it originally was a hockey coach Don Cherry , I know nothing about hockey .

“I’ll see a doctor if I need to; I don’t need to right now”

I don’t know man…

"There's this place back home called the Dairy Queen"

Prados pit board guy held up his board telling Prado “ let Hayden fly by”.  

"if you dont like it you can suck it"- haiden to booing fans after making a mellow block pass to win a championship

So trashy. That would be the lowest thing an athlete could say.  Ive never heard that in the NBA even.  
He will never be on a wheaties box. 

If you don't crash every now and then, you're going to slow - Magoo

He is on him like a dog on a piece of meat - Larry Huffman

Fastest guy in the pits, is the slowest on the track. Fastest guy on the track is the slowest in the pits - Me

Yeahhhh man 

-Weege

Monster runs that interview on their ads lol

Osborne yes, I dont know any rider with nickname sriracha tho, who do u mean?

I guess things have changed. I said the word “jack ass” when I was 8, reffing to a donkey. 
My mom poured a half bottle of soap in my mouth. Im still blowing bubbles 40 years later.  

"Who's that guy?"

"I'll put him into row F"

"Light the candles"

"Revs are up and the gate is.....down."

"fastest man on the planet"

 

Art Ekman, "Bar to bar"

Gonna guess they meant Joey Savatgy and something went wrong on the spelling?   As a bad speller its my best guess.

Okay, yeah ure right that could be the case. If thats what he meant its wrong, its wasnt savatgy who said that with the "cheap shots" 🙃