Lucas Mirtl Update, Case Dismissed!?

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1/6/2026 8:23pm
aeffertz wrote:
Cancel culture strikes again!
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Cancel culture strikes again!

Oooffff. He's fucked

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1/6/2026 8:28pm Edited Date/Time 1/6/2026 8:37pm

I'm going to reserve judgment on this until one of cooksey's burner accounts starts a thread with a link to his take on the situation. 

A quick googling says up to 20 years in prison is possible and average sentence around 2 years. 

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1/6/2026 8:35pm
truck wrote:
I'm going to reserve judgment on this until one of cooksey's burner accounts starts a thread with a link to his take on the situation. A quick...

I'm going to reserve judgment on this until one of cooksey's burner accounts starts a thread with a link to his take on the situation. 

A quick googling says up to 20 years in prison is possible and average sentence around 2 years. 

Yea kooksey’s takes on this one have been WAY off reality and given this latest plot twist…

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1/6/2026 9:09pm
aeffertz wrote:
Cancel culture strikes again!
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Cancel culture strikes again!

Good Lord. It's over 

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1/6/2026 9:12pm
aeffertz wrote:
Cancel culture strikes again!
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Cancel culture strikes again!

Well that's gonna see him in jail ! 

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1/6/2026 10:43pm

Like Ft Knox trying to log in and read the case file. 

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1/6/2026 10:49pm Edited Date/Time 1/6/2026 10:52pm
aeffertz wrote:
Cancel culture strikes again!
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Cancel culture strikes again!

mxbmx wrote:

Oooffff. He's fucked

Im not familier with US law. Why is it now the USofA vs Mirtl? I thought it was the Lawrence's vs Mirtl. What has changed?

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1/6/2026 10:51pm
aeffertz wrote:
Cancel culture strikes again!
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Cancel culture strikes again!

Good Lord. It's over 

Camden, please enlighten this old reprobate as to this latest development...cancel culture strikes and as my question in the above post.

Was this not a civil case?

Thanks.

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1/6/2026 11:01pm
aeffertz wrote:
Cancel culture strikes again!
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Cancel culture strikes again!

mxbmx wrote:

Oooffff. He's fucked

Boomslang wrote:

Im not familier with US law. Why is it now the USofA vs Mirtl? I thought it was the Lawrence's vs Mirtl. What has changed?

First case was civil. You can get money and damages but doesn't make you a criminal. Doesn't put you in prison. 

This is criminal indictment. You can go to prison and have the rest of your life defined by it. 

You can sue for anything and start civil proceedings. This is now a federal criminal case which usually doesn't happen unless you're guilty AF of something criminal. He's fucked. 

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1/6/2026 11:01pm
aeffertz wrote:
Cancel culture strikes again!
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Cancel culture strikes again!

mxbmx wrote:

Oooffff. He's fucked

Boomslang wrote:

Im not familier with US law. Why is it now the USofA vs Mirtl? I thought it was the Lawrence's vs Mirtl. What has changed?

Here you go, Boom, this should help...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail_and_wire_fraud

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1/6/2026 11:13pm
truck wrote:
First case was civil. You can get money and damages but doesn't make you a criminal. Doesn't put you in prison. This is criminal indictment. You can...

First case was civil. You can get money and damages but doesn't make you a criminal. Doesn't put you in prison. 

This is criminal indictment. You can go to prison and have the rest of your life defined by it. 

You can sue for anything and start civil proceedings. This is now a federal criminal case which usually doesn't happen unless you're guilty AF of something criminal. He's fucked. 

Geezuz...that escalated quickly and thanks for enlightening me. 

Mirtl keep claiming innocence yet here we are.

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1/6/2026 11:19pm

He's done. Feel bad for his kid... 😕

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1/6/2026 11:19pm
mxbmx wrote:

Oooffff. He's fucked

Boomslang wrote:

Im not familier with US law. Why is it now the USofA vs Mirtl? I thought it was the Lawrence's vs Mirtl. What has changed?

Sully wrote:

Here you go, Boom, this should help...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail_and_wire_fraud

Thanks Sully. I get it now. 

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1/6/2026 11:36pm

He should take every penny he has left. Bet it all on black. Move to Venezuela. I mean Iraq. I mean Iran. 

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1/7/2026 4:19am

I wonder if he would’ve not been a dick and denied everything if they would’ve not escalated to the federal charges? Oh well, as the kids say, FAFO…

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Do they make skinny jeans in jailhouse orange?

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truck wrote:
I'm going to reserve judgment on this until one of cooksey's burner accounts starts a thread with a link to his take on the situation. A quick...

I'm going to reserve judgment on this until one of cooksey's burner accounts starts a thread with a link to his take on the situation. 

A quick googling says up to 20 years in prison is possible and average sentence around 2 years. 

Maybe he'll make a deal to flip on his coke dealer?

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1/7/2026 5:47am
aeffertz wrote:
Cancel culture strikes again!
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Cancel culture strikes again!

Has nothing  to do with "cancel culture" dude broke the law.  He canceled himself.

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1/7/2026 5:48am

           Are they gonna Repo the Coenen’s motor home now as evidence ?

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1/7/2026 6:00am
yak651 wrote:
I wonder if he would’ve not been a dick and denied everything if they would’ve not escalated to the federal charges? Oh well, as the kids...

I wonder if he would’ve not been a dick and denied everything if they would’ve not escalated to the federal charges? Oh well, as the kids say, FAFO…

The dude really doubled down and tried to sabotage Jett after literally stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from a teenager.  Dude deserves the indictment.  

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1/7/2026 6:05am
yak651 wrote:
I wonder if he would’ve not been a dick and denied everything if they would’ve not escalated to the federal charges? Oh well, as the kids...

I wonder if he would’ve not been a dick and denied everything if they would’ve not escalated to the federal charges? Oh well, as the kids say, FAFO…

I believe he could have still been charged criminally even if he already paid the money back.

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1/7/2026 6:14am

Where's the 8ten guy who keeps denying any foul play here because of no criminal charges? 

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1/7/2026 6:20am
aeffertz wrote:
Cancel culture strikes again!
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Cancel culture strikes again!

JBlain619 wrote:

Has nothing  to do with "cancel culture" dude broke the law.  He canceled himself.

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USA wrote:

Where's the 8ten guy who keeps denying any foul play here because of no criminal charges? 

It’s not a good look but the quickness that society is jumping to conclusions and not letting the legal system play out is crazy. We get it no one likes mirtl, but let’s put the pitch forks away and let the legal system take its course. 

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1/7/2026 6:35am

Don’t drop the soap, big dog 

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1/7/2026 6:36am
aeffertz wrote:
Cancel culture strikes again!
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Cancel culture strikes again!

JBlain619 wrote:

Has nothing  to do with "cancel culture" dude broke the law.  He canceled himself.

3strokemx wrote:
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Touche...Hard to tell nowadays.

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1/7/2026 7:04am
aeffertz wrote:
Cancel culture strikes again!
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Cancel culture strikes again!

JBlain619 wrote:

Has nothing  to do with "cancel culture" dude broke the law.  He canceled himself.

Yeah, no shit. I was making a joke because Mirtl has claimed this whole thing has been a result of ‘cancel culture’ and that he didn’t do anything wrong. 

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1/7/2026 7:10am
USA wrote:

Where's the 8ten guy who keeps denying any foul play here because of no criminal charges? 

soggy wrote:
It’s not a good look but the quickness that society is jumping to conclusions and not letting the legal system play out is crazy. We get...

It’s not a good look but the quickness that society is jumping to conclusions and not letting the legal system play out is crazy. We get it no one likes mirtl, but let’s put the pitch forks away and let the legal system take its course. 

Mirtl didn't let the legal system play out. He could have put out a short statement and then kept silent. Instead, we saw unhinged social media rants and Cooksey's videos bashing the Lawrences and portraying Mirtl as a victim. He gave us all plenty to talk about and it's not going to help his legal predicament. If society was misbehaving, a big reason was Mirtl's self-sabotage. . 

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1/7/2026 7:19am
soggy wrote:
It’s not a good look but the quickness that society is jumping to conclusions and not letting the legal system play out is crazy. We get...

It’s not a good look but the quickness that society is jumping to conclusions and not letting the legal system play out is crazy. We get it no one likes mirtl, but let’s put the pitch forks away and let the legal system take its course. 

You seem to be confusing public discourse with judicial process. They are completely mutually-exclusive. None of us here will decide Mirtl’s fate. A jury now will.

We are free to discuss whatever the fuck we want about him and his clearly unscrupulous behavior.

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1/7/2026 7:25am
USA wrote:

Where's the 8ten guy who keeps denying any foul play here because of no criminal charges? 

soggy wrote:
It’s not a good look but the quickness that society is jumping to conclusions and not letting the legal system play out is crazy. We get...

It’s not a good look but the quickness that society is jumping to conclusions and not letting the legal system play out is crazy. We get it no one likes mirtl, but let’s put the pitch forks away and let the legal system take its course. 

I'll let the Lawrences know that soggy says they should have waited this one out before firing him. 

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