Jett's Bodyguard

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5/26/2025 12:42pm

If he’s a real security guard, he reminds me of Ron White’s “thrown out of a bar in NYC” where he talks about the bouncers…😂

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Seeing a big black dude with a facemask, fake swat gear, and a big ass chain behind Jett while he's packing his gate just makes me...

Seeing a big black dude with a facemask, fake swat gear, and a big ass chain behind Jett while he's packing his gate just makes me chuckle. Is this real life right now? 

Stephon wrote:
It’s definitely real life, but I don’t think that security personnel is really a black guy.  He looks more not white than black. He’s smart to “dress...

It’s definitely real life, but I don’t think that security personnel is really a black guy.  He looks more not white than black. 

He’s smart to “dress for the crash” as I assume he’s being paid for the “what if…”. 

soggy wrote:

What? Can you expand on he looks more non white then black?

Yeah, I can explain the way I see it. 

First, does he look white? Yes, no or maybe?


Second, is he black? Yes, no or maybe

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VHM wrote:

Maybe not a bad idea to bring a bodyguard to the nationals 😂

This here is just great for the sport. Clowns be clowns.  

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5/26/2025 12:53pm Edited Date/Time 5/26/2025 12:54pm
Seeing a big black dude with a facemask, fake swat gear, and a big ass chain behind Jett while he's packing his gate just makes me...

Seeing a big black dude with a facemask, fake swat gear, and a big ass chain behind Jett while he's packing his gate just makes me chuckle. Is this real life right now? 

His job is to deal with physical and dangerous confrontations. Anyone doing that is wise to wear a plate carrier and plates. It’s not fake swat...

His job is to deal with physical and dangerous confrontations. Anyone doing that is wise to wear a plate carrier and plates. It’s not fake swat gear it’s literally available to almost any civilian only some states ban the purchase of plates.

If you don’t know this you’re not gonna make it. 

Is that what it takes to "make it" in Edmund,OK lol

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After reading this thread, yup. I’m out. 

I kept seeing the thread at the top of the page and was curious but thought, I dont even need to click on it. Curiosity got the better of me. Vital doesn't disappoint. Thr emotion Deegan and Jett invoke in grown men is so very odd. 

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5/26/2025 1:10pm Edited Date/Time 5/26/2025 1:12pm

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

He’s not a security guard

He’s not black

Jett’s life is not in danger

You are all fucking clowns.

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Seeing a big black dude with a facemask, fake swat gear, and a big ass chain behind Jett while he's packing his gate just makes me...

Seeing a big black dude with a facemask, fake swat gear, and a big ass chain behind Jett while he's packing his gate just makes me chuckle. Is this real life right now? 

Stephon wrote:
It’s definitely real life, but I don’t think that security personnel is really a black guy.  He looks more not white than black. He’s smart to “dress...

It’s definitely real life, but I don’t think that security personnel is really a black guy.  He looks more not white than black. 

He’s smart to “dress for the crash” as I assume he’s being paid for the “what if…”. 

soggy wrote:

What? Can you expand on he looks more non white then black?

He's Polynesian. 

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Everything about this is so weird.  From the photos to this thread.  I wish I hadn't seen any of it.

 

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5/26/2025 5:22pm
VHM wrote:

Maybe not a bad idea to bring a bodyguard to the nationals 😂

One of the comments said "That haiden deegan look alike contest got really out of hand " LOL

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This was the pic he sent to Jett on his resume to get the bodyguarding gig...

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VHM wrote:

Maybe not a bad idea to bring a bodyguard to the nationals 😂

One of the comments said "That haiden deegan look alike contest got really out of hand " LOL

Nah, he won the recent SoCal Ice Cube lookalike contest. 

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5/26/2025 8:42pm
Stephon wrote:
It’s definitely real life, but I don’t think that security personnel is really a black guy.  He looks more not white than black. He’s smart to “dress...

It’s definitely real life, but I don’t think that security personnel is really a black guy.  He looks more not white than black. 

He’s smart to “dress for the crash” as I assume he’s being paid for the “what if…”. 

soggy wrote:

What? Can you expand on he looks more non white then black?

Herr Lich wrote:

He's Polynesian. 

Dang! How many Nesians are there?

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soggy wrote:

What? Can you expand on he looks more non white then black?

Herr Lich wrote:

He's Polynesian. 

Dang! How many Nesians are there?

Only three I think- Polynesian, Melanesian and Micronesian.

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deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

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5/27/2025 8:08am
dhp_mma94 wrote:
deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

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funny? Sure. But I know Deegs has grown up with all this social media gamesmanship stuff, but if I was his coach, I'd smack him on the head and tell him to focus his "trash-talking" on the podium after his win. NOT getting into constant internet jabs against people that are going to be racing him a long time and might, just might, smile a little when they punt his ass. Just my cranky old man .02.

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5/27/2025 8:13am
NSP139 wrote:

So the question is was he employed by jet or by Pala?

Come on bro...

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5/27/2025 8:17am
dhp_mma94 wrote:
deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

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funny? Sure. But I know Deegs has grown up with all this social media gamesmanship stuff, but if I was his coach, I'd smack him on...

funny? Sure. But I know Deegs has grown up with all this social media gamesmanship stuff, but if I was his coach, I'd smack him on the head and tell him to focus his "trash-talking" on the podium after his win. NOT getting into constant internet jabs against people that are going to be racing him a long time and might, just might, smile a little when they punt his ass. Just my cranky old man .02.

Ok boomer

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5/27/2025 8:17am
Stephon wrote:
It’s definitely real life, but I don’t think that security personnel is really a black guy.  He looks more not white than black. He’s smart to “dress...

It’s definitely real life, but I don’t think that security personnel is really a black guy.  He looks more not white than black. 

He’s smart to “dress for the crash” as I assume he’s being paid for the “what if…”. 

soggy wrote:

What? Can you expand on he looks more non white then black?

Stephon wrote:

Yeah, I can explain the way I see it. 

First, does he look white? Yes, no or maybe?


Second, is he black? Yes, no or maybe

He looks more like a pacific islander. Not black 

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5/27/2025 8:21am
SLAPAHO wrote:

WTF!? Is that Mookie moonlighting? A body guard😆

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i thought it was fake at first too. Looked so out of place in that photo. Jett obviously has concerns about his safety. Cooksey and Myrtl are...

i thought it was fake at first too. Looked so out of place in that photo.

 Jett obviously has concerns about his safety. Cooksey and Myrtl are deranged lunatics attacking him almost daily trying to turn the public against Jett. The sort of people who believe the conspiracy shit Cooksey comes up with are the same people you probably have to fear doing something crazy in public. Just takes one threat to be real. 

When was the last time you talked to either of them in person? Never?? 🤣🤣

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Axlnut_KM3 wrote:
I'm surprised no one has really called out that homey there isn't a "real" bodyguard or EP guy.Basically a giant joke looking like that, all for...

I'm surprised no one has really called out that homey there isn't a "real" bodyguard or EP guy.

Basically a giant joke looking like that, all for security theater and some kind of statement. Someone with Jett's wealth can hire EP dudes you wouldn't notice, that actually know what they are doing.

If it's all a joke, it missed the mark.

Sully wrote:
Exactly. Big and black does not equal qualified. In the IG post SLAPAHO posted, that clown kept staring at the little girl the whole time Jett...

Exactly. Big and black does not equal qualified. In the IG post SLAPAHO posted, that clown kept staring at the little girl the whole time Jett was signing her hat. Uh, yeah, dude, the seven year old girl is the threat you need to keep an eye on...

 

She could sucker punch him in the nads. Mookie moonlighting. Need gas money for the boat.

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5/27/2025 8:32am
dhp_mma94 wrote:
deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

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Nowhere near a Deegan Fanboy--- but credit where credit is due, THAT made me laugh out loud !!  

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dhp_mma94 wrote:
deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

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OldPro277 wrote:

Nowhere near a Deegan Fanboy--- but credit where credit is due, THAT made me laugh out loud !!  

😆 yeah why do they always have to be large African  American men? As a small Asian man I feel offended as if we couldn't protect him also. Jeeez at least  Deegs has someone other than a large black man.😉

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5/27/2025 9:01am
dhp_mma94 wrote:
deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

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Am I fan of Deegans attitude in general (despite me knowing its mostly for show)? No. I am not.

 

However.

 

This made me laugh significantly harder than it should have & he has absolutely earned a step-up in my book.

 

Well done Deegs.

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dhp_mma94 wrote:
deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

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This deserves it's own thread.  Start a new one "Deegan's Bodyguard"

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5/27/2025 9:14am
dhp_mma94 wrote:
deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

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Funny part is pulp this week mentioned Brian had a body guard during super cross

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I kept seeing the thread at the top of the page and was curious but thought, I dont even need to click on it. Curiosity got...

I kept seeing the thread at the top of the page and was curious but thought, I dont even need to click on it. Curiosity got the better of me. Vital doesn't disappoint. Thr emotion Deegan and Jett invoke in grown men is so very odd. 

Let's not forget about Webb. 

A few here have serious mental issues in regards to his approach to the outdoor season. 

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5/27/2025 9:30am Edited Date/Time 5/27/2025 9:30am

Did Jett hire an African American as his security guard after Mirtle dropped the video of Jett making racist statements against African Americans?

You can't make this crap up! Life is truly stranger than fiction

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Airick wrote:

Funny part is pulp this week mentioned Brian had a body guard during super cross

The difference is, that nobody knew Brian had a body guard until Pulp mentioned it.

Jett made damn sure to make a big show of having a body guard to make himself look and feel important.  I'm not sure what his motivation was behind this, maybe making light of the situation a little bit?

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dhp_mma94 wrote:
deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

deegs funny as shit for this , he tryna bring back the old school rivalry gamesmanship 

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funny? Sure. But I know Deegs has grown up with all this social media gamesmanship stuff, but if I was his coach, I'd smack him on...

funny? Sure. But I know Deegs has grown up with all this social media gamesmanship stuff, but if I was his coach, I'd smack him on the head and tell him to focus his "trash-talking" on the podium after his win. NOT getting into constant internet jabs against people that are going to be racing him a long time and might, just might, smile a little when they punt his ass. Just my cranky old man .02.

at this point u gotta let deegs be him 🤷🏾‍♂️ he still gets the job done on Saturdays so it is wht it is 

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