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Spike vs. Big Bad Bryce is something I'll put money on. GH Thursday at 4:30. Winner takes all the virgins.
It’s not rocket science
How old was Herlings? How old was she?
Maybe after the jerkoff contest there will still be time to get some laps in.
Being a judgmental asshole doesn't make you cool either. It kind of makes you a shitty human being.
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IIRC it was around the time of RBSR when Ping lent him that YZ and he and his followers were mad that Ken didn’t thank Ping enough. One of the viewers asked Cooksey what he thought of her or something and he responded with that. For what it’s worth, he did apologize for it later on and said it was meant to be a joke in this video.
So Bryce is OUT on the milestone hooker is what I’m gathering here
If it’s a jerk off contest we know Bryce has it on lock. Dude has been jerking it for years looking for virgins.
Don't look up how old Levi Kitchen's girl is and when they started dating....
quintessential Cooksey. Makes a jab at KR's wife. Wife doesn't take kindly to it. He leaps on her response video for MORE videos about the topic. In the response, he says "Yeah, it was stupid of me, I apologize, and I'd have been pissed too" (so he's absolved of any guilt) and then BOOM - onto the next topic. He might be kinda nuts, but he knows what he's doing.
Seems like Kitchen and Bryce have something in common
Lol im getting some down votes (of course) but he was 21 she was 15 for anyone wondering
GL's gone well into kook land along with his mate Ping. Anyone having anything to do with Kooksey is well and truly suspect.
He hasn't dated virgins, he is the virgin.
Your fingers and the palms of your hands are definitely not virgins.
You must be joking. You are probably his 3rd account on here. Same M O
Threads get moved and posters get bounced in here all the time.
New to Vital? Or new to the sport in general?
Then who is it? And if you don't want to answer that, who is it (what pro) that they are pretending to be?
Pit Row
I guess both, care to enlighten me?
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Luke
😄 He's one to talk.
I'm pretty sure I know who uptite is as well but like true moto insider I'm just going to tell you that I know but not tell you anything to substantiate it.
Funny he can't spell narrative. Checks though
He’s not Gary Bowman, just for the record. 😉
Tough Crowd around here Partner. . . .
Some of these fellas have no clue.
Bout like when Jonon didn't know "pops" was A Forkner's Dad and was talking shit...lol.
Where is the salt?😎
So anyway what is Uptite's shocking news he refers to earlier... anyone know yet ?
Lol, 971 you seem to be one of the posters on here that believes everything he post's along with quite a few other's.And this my friends is the real Uptite.
This might be a better fit.
I will continue to be shocked this is not a bigger story.
In ANY OTHER sport or profession, he would be DONE. This is a legitimate case of predatory behavior/grooming. Its actually fucking INSANE.
He was a fully grown adult of drinking age dating a KID.
Hang on a second.... we're saying kitchen's gf was 15, and he was 21? Where were the girls parents?
If this is factual, its some serious shit.
Gentlemen, this getting a bit stawkerish, I’d appreciate it if you stopped with it.
I am in this picture along with my wife, I own a company called Uptite Wallsystems. I haven’t posted here in years, look up Steiny, that’s my posting record, I would’ve posted under that name but I can’t remember the email addy or password.I know, or have met a lot of the older guys on this board who would vouch for me.
I will not deny that I started the Uptite profile like 20 years ago, back when I was young and had time to burn on meaningless chat boards. But since then a friend took it over, and I started posting under Steiny. You can believe me or not, don’t care, I just don’t want a picture of my wife posted here.
If I was trying to hide who I was, why would I let GuyB take a picture of me and post it here? And why would I pretend to be a subpar pro?
I don’t really know if this is a good or bad idea? Because im sure 95% of you won’t believe me, so fire away.
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