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Kojak shaved his head for a movie and never looked back. But a bald headed cowboy might not work.
Yup it was you alright...I appreciate you coming back by. I said it was funny not lame, and now that I know it's your livelihood I commend you for taking your job seriously. Kojak being my idol, I went the bald look as soon as my hair started thinning in my mid-thirties. I save a fortune on shampoo and conditioner 😉
AP riding a plastic deer on the podium with a cowboy hat and mullet might be one of the best moto images I’ve seen yet, don’t change a thing AP 👌🏻
I think you said I was very lame if I remember correctly, but I don't care. If I'm AP's stylist, I'm telling him this based on his hairline:
Clip all the hair with a #2 extension (do not bic it). Keep some short scruff on the face and maintain the shape of a scruff beard (do not bic the face, only use a razor to shape it). Get out in the sun and get some vitamin D on that head/face to get some color. It's not only good for the look but it's also healthy. Basically, the look on the left below would be best on AP. He's got the eyes the ladies love and he would solid with this look. Some guys look better with a full bic like Kelly Slater, but some dudes look better with a short clip. Either way, a tan bald head will always look 10x better than pale white.
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I guy on a deer or a chick on an overall winner. I was warned about VitalMX...👀
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Won't be flying to Turkey any time soon. I'm quite content being bald....started shaving my head over a decade ago and never looked back. Told a story at some point on this board of meeting a hairdresser lady sitting at a bar (she was on a date). Basically, she said it takes a lot of confidence for a man to shave his head.
Of course, you better hope you don't have an odd shaped egg or you're screwed.
Truth be told, being bald is a LOT more work than having hair.
How so? I like Pless…but the redneck cowboy angle has just about ran its course….
He looks like he should be racing some kind of swamp boat with a cooler in the back. Some Photoshop help please...
That's not a receded hairline. Those are thighburners!
i was at the fence behind the podium.... didn't see what he did at the stage lol....but smacked his helmet after the race he came in to the podium area lol
Just a joke about how you posted a picture of your whole browser screen and not just the clown picture as an attachment. Just a dumb joke that is all.
Once the nintendo 64 controller has devolved into double cul-de-sacs it’s time to get the razor out. Guy is still a freaking stud regardless though
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He’s cool let him do his thing. He doing what he’s doing. Because he can. That’s an old phrase last time I heard it was from an Ohio stripped. Gorgeous chic she says I,m going to the chec republic for a vation in Feb. I said I would hv guessed Miami . Why the chec ? She said because I can. Haha . he is the only rider that throws 10k of his own money into the Tn. Mega series 2-st race or any race. Riders from fl. To Ma. & Midwest show up. Just like the 90,s.
Yall are worried about a dudes hair. My god. Let a guy live his life.
Dudes got a hot wife and amazing family. I think he’s got it under control.
Hair, tattoos, body building, bald, piercings, tall, short, skinny, fat, male, female, both, neither, etc…
There is no right or wrong answer ( unless you’re writing hateful, small minded stuff on yourself ), I feel like I’ve stepped in to an episode of the mean kids club some times when I open a post here.
we aren’t all the same size, shape, color, and sex, so who gives a hooping funt about another persons appearance anyhow?
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Guys can we wrap this thread up. I'm anxious to get back to JT's tight shirt, Barcia's tight pants, and McAdoo's situation. 😳
The best red neck racer out there…..get er done!!! KTM 1-2!!!
AP's mullet - normally give it a 4 but since he's a Factory MXer and got a smokin' hot wife at home it bumps up to an 8
You're callin' out a big part of his base man. It's his gig...let him play his tune.
Mine is about like AP's minus the mullet. But my head is about as round as a Flintstones bowling ball. I wear a hat so's little kids don't cry and dogs don't bark.
Like Baggett's?
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