Vital Survey

Has anyone attempted to take the vital survey? Who designed that thing? Forrest Gump? 
 

Do you plan to buy a new bike in the next 12 months? 
 

Do you plan to buy a new helmet in the next 12 months? 
 

Do you plan to buy a new clutch in the next 12 months? 
 

Do you plan to buy a new rear fender in the next 12 months? 
 

Do you plan to buy a new 10mm socket in the next 12 months? 
 

Do you plan to buy a new double headed chainsaw dildo in the next 12 months? 
 

jesus age Christ bro. I gave up after 45 minutes. 

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Richy
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Hard yes on the 10mm sockets.

Hard (cough) no on the dildos.

Undecided on the remainder.

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my nanna takes her wig off when shes drunk

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Frankie
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5/25/2024 5:14am

I agree, it was ridiculous. I bailed too, figured the next question was going to be.. Do you plan to buy a Valve Stem Cap within the next 12 months?

 

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dsmith
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I made it through..lol....where's my t-shirt...

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Funny I found this when searching for a thread about the survey. This years one starts with do you own a bike, when I said no (because I no longer do) it goes on to ask a load of questions that would only apply if I owned a bike. Not sure who writes the survey but it’s a survey monkey one and you can put logic in. If you say no you don’t own one, hide all bike ownership related questions. 

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Beeby wrote:
Funny I found this when searching for a thread about the survey. This years one starts with do you own a bike, when I said no...

Funny I found this when searching for a thread about the survey. This years one starts with do you own a bike, when I said no (because I no longer do) it goes on to ask a load of questions that would only apply if I owned a bike. Not sure who writes the survey but it’s a survey monkey one and you can put logic in. If you say no you don’t own one, hide all bike ownership related questions. 

I agree and please get rid of that pop up offering the survey.   It should go away after you complete the survey but it doesn’t. Very annoying!!

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VetRider97
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5/19/2025 5:20pm

Started survey, threw in the towel. ... way to long and cumbersome 

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5/19/2025 6:35pm

I remember a few years ago it was the same complaints. Surveys need to be fast and easy.

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I remember many years ago I was trying to be nice and started it. about 20 mins in I said "fug being nice... I have shit to do" 😆

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vdrsnk04
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I keep ignoring taking the survey. But, this thread is gold 😂💀

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zehn
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Idk man I got a $100 check in the mail for completing one of the surveys for Vital last year 

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Beeby
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If the survey is well-designed, great—but if it’s not, the results are meaningless. It doesn’t matter if participants are paid; the data is still worthless if the survey itself is flawed.


 

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I gave up, absolute waste of my time

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5/19/2025 8:42pm

Yes, anyone that finishes that Goliath should get a t shirt just for the effort 😂

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5/19/2025 9:30pm

I've completed all the Surveys since it started...it's painful but out of loyalty to Vital I always got through them until now.

I started this one and after about 20 minutes I through in my towel. I simply do not have the patience to go through all the stupid shit.

Perhaps they can consider linking us up with our previous survey and we get to just update it. It will still produce the desired Survey numbers while saving us a hour of our lives.

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5/19/2025 9:33pm

Yes, anyone that finishes that Goliath should get a t shirt just for the effort 😂

Hoping to score a t shirt was the only reason I've completed all previous Surveys. I don't have the patience to go through all the bs anymore.

 

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5/19/2025 9:41pm
zehn wrote:

Idk man I got a $100 check in the mail for completing one of the surveys for Vital last year 

You are kidding right?

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zehn wrote:

Idk man I got a $100 check in the mail for completing one of the surveys for Vital last year 

Boomslang wrote:

You are kidding right?

I made the podium ... got fifty bucks.

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dsmith
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I completed it again....it's like goin in for a tooth pulled..

ATKpilot99
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It's really not a big deal .

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5/20/2025 5:11am

Took it. Finished it. All in the name of a T-Shirt, possibly. 🤣

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sandman768
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Congratulations! Every telemarketer in Jamaica now has your information….

alphado
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I do it every year, never got a shirt.

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SteveUrchin
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Anyone ever get a shirt? Haha 

Is it a scam? 

zehn
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zehn wrote:

Idk man I got a $100 check in the mail for completing one of the surveys for Vital last year 

Boomslang wrote:

You are kidding right?

Nope

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i think the "free t shirt" is a lie

5/20/2025 1:54pm
Boomslang wrote:
I've completed all the Surveys since it started...it's painful but out of loyalty to Vital I always got through them until now.I started this one and...

I've completed all the Surveys since it started...it's painful but out of loyalty to Vital I always got through them until now.

I started this one and after about 20 minutes I through in my towel. I simply do not have the patience to go through all the stupid shit.

Perhaps they can consider linking us up with our previous survey and we get to just update it. It will still produce the desired Survey numbers while saving us a hour of our lives.

I support VitalMX, so I fill them out without complaint.

Thank you 

Luke

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I took the one about a week or so ago...It took so long I had to shave mid way through the thing. NeverAfuckingGin.

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I finished it. It's about the same as previous years, and took about 10 minutes.

I'm guessing that it helps them know what sponsors to pursue, and gives them the ability to present customized ads that are for the things you're looking for.

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