Get it off your chest

Unless it’s a 1997 CR250

Hucka-Buck

People saying you have to podium an outdoor to criticize a motorcycle. 

Race day live and them using the term "hotpits" last year, Dan hubbard trying to act like he knows what the hell he's talking about while interrupting guests, the production crew treats the core fans like we're fucking uneducated about the sport. 

It does look silly but as a mechanic, I've often placed a clean rag on the stand.

If I'm sitting on a mechanics stool (imma somewhat old bastard and them knees are not so good) the edge of the stand which is covered with a cloth is a shotgun workbench. The cloth stops bolts / exhaust springs or whatever  from rolling off. You get the idea? 

..but ya...it does sound silly.

What irritates me.

*lit*

A *clutch* pass

Barcia and Friese's bonehead moves.

The South African Government 

The price of fuel.

That Swapmoto Live Triumph press release video was pretty hard to watch and pretty cringe, but that is pretty on brand for Don. 
 

Also the Aray being sketchy thing is pretty old and not that funny, but I would rather see that than anything stank dog related. 

I miss the GoPro race videos..especially the outdoor ones! 

What does soupy mean?? A mud race? 

you never rode a first gen Honda aluminum frame … did you? 

Edit: CPR beat me to it! 

1. Lit

2. Sick

3. Color Way 

4. fire

5. On the Hole Shot 

6. Kit

“Moto-D”. 
 

Bring back langston

End of 

1. ‘Quali/qualy’

2. Goggles worn on the front/chin bar of your helmet.  Nothing says ‘Dork’ more than that.

3. ’Brit champs’.  Do you really need to save time saying ‘British championship’?

4. ’I have a new kit’. No you don’t. You have SOME new kit.

5. ’Crosser’. See point 2

I really like this guy!

And my yard is covered in snow...

After all of the hype, and publicity surrounding him,

Can you just imagine if deegan does that when he gets his first pro win !!!

Even as a joke.

It would be legendary. 

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

The chav infestation that's taken place in motocross over here. 

Agreed! 
 

I have a friend who races down south-west and he says people are very different down there to what they are in other areas of the UK.

Calling riders Gritty, sounds uncomfortable.

Ricky in the booth. And GTFO the left lane 

I'm feeling very fortunate that I can just sit and watch the race and be entertained.

1. Soupy 

2. Colour Way 

3. Race Craft 

They all sound stupid. 

Tbf, we all know what the word ‘racecraft’ means and although we don’t really like the term, what other word could be used to mean the same thing?

“We were p7 in qualifying “.  
 

Just say you were 7th, wtf.  

To me, ‘colorway’ fits if an item is made up of a combination of colours. 
 

for example, you can’t say “CRF plastics are red”. Nor can you say “CRF plastics are white”

this is because CRF plastics are red AND white. This to me is the “OEM colourway” Or I suppose you could say it’s the “OEM colour combination.”

another thing I find embarrassingly weird is “whoop-de-doos”

they’re ‘whoops’. Pronounced “whooooooops”, not “wups”

“I was in like 5th on my hole shot”

1)Matthes

2)Must win

3)Ricky's play by play skills

4)Lack of any organization representing dirt bike riders politically

 Moto dad's yelling at their 8 year old

"I just wanna do good." Ouch.

There's good reasons explaining the high cost of Beef jerky & the complexity of attaining a divorce ; 

Both .. are worth it. 

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