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Confucius say man who break both arms have itchy butthore.
Never seen that happen before 🤔
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You speak from experience ?
Personally never broke both arms at the same time. Have broke my left arm twice. But my buddy ( Jason ) broke both his arms coming up short on a landing from a free style ramp he launched, and didn't quite make it to the landing. Had his mom wipe his butt for the next 8 weeks haha. He doesn't post here , but reads everything.......Hey Jason!!
In a weird way, it's kind of cool that you have footage of it. I've had so many spectacular accidents. I wish I had footie of some of them.
My mate broke *(destroyed) both his wrists when he was 14 in a brutal endo. Swore he wouldn't let anyone wipe his arse and somehow managed.
And I can never forget having to ask mum to wipe my arse.
Pit Row
A nice bidet is only $90 and cleans your butt far better than TP anyways. Just have a friend or something install it. Put one in my house easy. Easy to reach down even with a cast up to your shoulder and turn it on. Lifesaver
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