Gear cleaning

JoePit
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10/16/2018 6:05pm
This thread has so much potential. I seriously can't wait to read the next 8 pages.
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Raoul Duke
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10/16/2018 6:59pm
How about a picture of your work?
slipdog
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10/16/2018 7:05pm
I can't get Robbie Weird Dick out of my head now...



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SEE ARE125
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10/16/2018 7:14pm
Do you talk to the boots when you clean them? Like whisper to them how dirty they are?
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JB 19
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10/16/2018 7:36pm
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again......
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10/16/2018 7:39pm
ga_pike wrote:
Be honest... which photo makes you the most horny? [img]https://media2.motoonline.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mx-boots-dirty.jpg[/img] [img]https://media4.motoonline.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mx-boots-scrub.jpg[/img] [img]https://media4.motoonline.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mx-boots-finished.jpg[/img] I'm guessing #2.
Be honest... which photo makes you the most horny?







I'm guessing #2.
mattyhamz2 wrote:
That's not soap in number 2, is it?.....
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10/16/2018 7:44pm
ga_pike wrote:
Be honest... which photo makes you the most horny? [img]https://media2.motoonline.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mx-boots-dirty.jpg[/img] [img]https://media4.motoonline.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mx-boots-scrub.jpg[/img] [img]https://media4.motoonline.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mx-boots-finished.jpg[/img] I'm guessing #2.
Be honest... which photo makes you the most horny?







I'm guessing #2.
mattyhamz2 wrote:
That's not soap in number 2, is it?.....
EZZA 95B wrote:
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10/16/2018 8:42pm
Holy fuck, I am literally laying in bed crying right now? jesus christ, I don't think I'll be able to hit the vital web tab on my phone for weeks while keeping a straight face. No clue wtf is going on here but I'm certain I don't want to know. Maybe I'll wake up from the dream here shortly... ffs I'm at a loss for words and that is rare
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10/16/2018 8:57pm
Holy fuck, I am literally laying in bed crying right now? jesus christ, I don't think I'll be able to hit the vital web tab on...
Holy fuck, I am literally laying in bed crying right now? jesus christ, I don't think I'll be able to hit the vital web tab on my phone for weeks while keeping a straight face. No clue wtf is going on here but I'm certain I don't want to know. Maybe I'll wake up from the dream here shortly... ffs I'm at a loss for words and that is rare
Hahaha please tell me you at least read all three pages!
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10/16/2018 9:05pm
Hands down the best thread on vital.. EVER
can someone please do it?????????
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KDXGarage
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10/17/2018 1:19am
this you??

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121ANM
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10/17/2018 1:32am
HOF
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10/17/2018 2:04am
Travis had a set of pants in like 01 that you would have loved
10/17/2018 2:32am
Last night i was working on my bike in the garage. But i took a shit in my helmet , because the bathroom was to far away.
Can you clean it for me?
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10/17/2018 4:23am
KDXGarage wrote:
this you?? [img]https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5481/13994868537_9b4352bd2e_b.jpg[/img]
this you??

How did you find that pic of me?

And, Dutch, if u think im touching ur shit with my hands, ur mistaken lol


I bet there are some regulars here getting a twitch on at the prospect of getting muddy lol
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Hoseclamp
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10/17/2018 5:39am
Im standing here all by myself at work laughing and cant stop. My coworkers probably think im crazy. This shit funny as hell!
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10/17/2018 5:53am
Holy fuck, I am literally laying in bed crying right now? jesus christ, I don't think I'll be able to hit the vital web tab on...
Holy fuck, I am literally laying in bed crying right now? jesus christ, I don't think I'll be able to hit the vital web tab on my phone for weeks while keeping a straight face. No clue wtf is going on here but I'm certain I don't want to know. Maybe I'll wake up from the dream here shortly... ffs I'm at a loss for words and that is rare
mattyhamz2 wrote:
Hahaha please tell me you at least read all three pages!
Absolutely brother! Free comedy show?
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10/17/2018 5:55am
Ill note that nobody has said they wouldn't let me pay to clean their gear
Donovan759
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10/17/2018 6:17am
Ill note that nobody has said they wouldn't let me pay to clean their gear
I'll let you pay me about tree fiddy.
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10/17/2018 6:31am
Ill note that nobody has said they wouldn't let me pay to clean their gear
Donovan759 wrote:
I'll let you pay me about tree fiddy.
Shame ur not local
Donovan759
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10/17/2018 6:37am
Ill note that nobody has said they wouldn't let me pay to clean their gear
Donovan759 wrote:
I'll let you pay me about tree fiddy.
Shame ur not local
I'll ship it to you with a return label.... for another tree fiddy. Its cat gear. You'll love it.
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seth505
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10/17/2018 7:00am
Sittin around,waiting for more gear to roll in...Grinning



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Ramrod
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10/17/2018 7:18am
I clicked on this expecting to hear about how guys power wash off their gear or use Oxy clean and detergents... getting the stain of Georgia red clay out of their gear etc. but this is just too funny!
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10/17/2018 7:48am
ok, it probably does sound a bit weird.

ill just say that i ride, drive cars, play football - im not some lonely weirdo sexpest.

I just have a thing for nice gear, and also cleaning it
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JoePit
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10/17/2018 8:02am Edited Date/Time 10/17/2018 8:02am
ok, it probably does sound a bit weird. ill just say that i ride, drive cars, play football - im not some lonely weirdo sexpest. I...
ok, it probably does sound a bit weird.

ill just say that i ride, drive cars, play football - im not some lonely weirdo sexpest.

I just have a thing for nice gear, and also cleaning it
You almost sounded normal until the very last part.

By the way every time I fear this thread ending you come in all calm, cool, and collected and save the day.
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10/17/2018 8:10am
Hahaha!! Dude, you'd be better off buying a pressure washer, water tank and cleaning supplies, then head to local riding areas and offering your services at the track while they load up and hang out.
10/17/2018 8:30am
ok, it probably does sound a bit weird. ill just say that i ride, drive cars, play football - im not some lonely weirdo sexpest. I...
ok, it probably does sound a bit weird.

ill just say that i ride, drive cars, play football - im not some lonely weirdo sexpest.

I just have a thing for nice gear, and also cleaning it
JoePit wrote:
You almost sounded normal until the very last part. By the way every time I fear this thread ending you come in all calm, cool, and...
You almost sounded normal until the very last part.

By the way every time I fear this thread ending you come in all calm, cool, and collected and save the day.
ha ha, well, i am mr calm and collected.

if you want it to sound a bit more weird, i prefer to clean certain brands more than others


on a separate topic, how many times have you seen someone make a lewd comment on a female lady wearing knee high boots - but that seems to be acceptable
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