Do Matille’s really exist????

2/3/2018 11:32pm
-MAVERICK- wrote:
LOL have another glass or two.
Laughing I am literally sitting here with a fresh bottle of Eaglehawk Chardonnay! Goat piss!Laughing
2/4/2018 6:23am
It looks as if Marv has already won the championship.

She making him keep the million stashed away since it was "unexpected" ...pretty cool and wise.
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2/4/2018 12:38pm
JMR1976 wrote:
At least spell her name right?
GuyB wrote:
That's what I'm making fun of.

It's Mathilde.
JMR1976 wrote:
Yea. I meant maybe the op should spell her name right.
Well GuyB, if you’re attempting to make fun of over mis-spelling, you might not wanna make the same mistake and at least spell it the same way it’s mis-spelled in the title, just sayin.Woohoo
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2/4/2018 12:39pm
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No, they are genetically engineered by the factory teams.
Haha.....now this I totally believe. Damn my slow cornering.

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2/4/2018 2:08pm
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They do and all my friends hate me for it. Smile
Ha, same here. Downside is she rides too. So I have 2x the filters to change....2x the bikes to clean...you get the idea. Good thing is when she's done cooking and doing the laundry, she'll come join me in the garage until it's all done.
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2/4/2018 4:52pm
It looks as if Marv has already won the championship.

She making him keep the million stashed away since it was "unexpected" ...pretty cool and wise.
Well, they do have a new motorhome...
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2/4/2018 5:49pm
Maybe I gotta get away from these snot nose American broads. I sleep surrounded by motorcycles, guns and guitars......but I’d totally trade in like.....at least half...
Maybe I gotta get away from these snot nose American broads. I sleep surrounded by motorcycles, guns and guitars......but I’d totally trade in like.....at least half of em for a chick like that. Lol. Honestly tonight I’m going through mail order brides. Laughing
Guns guitars and motorcycles damn you sound so cool.
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2/4/2018 8:36pm
FLmxer wrote:
They do and all my friends hate me for it. Smile
pbody wrote:
Ha, same here. Downside is she rides too. So I have 2x the filters to change....2x the bikes to clean...you get the idea. Good thing is...
Ha, same here. Downside is she rides too. So I have 2x the filters to change....2x the bikes to clean...you get the idea. Good thing is when she's done cooking and doing the laundry, she'll come join me in the garage until it's all done.
She sounds like a keeper!
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2/4/2018 9:00pm
Yes, they exist, but oddly enough they all seem to hate me. . .Dry Sideways
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2/4/2018 9:51pm Edited Date/Time 2/4/2018 9:59pm
Know what's even better? Girls that ride, support your riding, and live motorcycle life. I'm married to one, and through her, have met a ton more rad chicks that are as much into bikes as you think you are. They are out there and they are awesome.

I met my wife 10 years ago when she was just a super passionate street rider and vintage roadracer back East. We moved to CA in 2010 and she's since gone on to design at TLD (hand-picked and hired by Troy), crew for a roadracing team, ride in multiple OEM commercials, design and run social media at Thor MX, become Alta's first Regional Sales Manager, manage photoshoots with McGrath, ride superbikes for magazine shootouts, start her own female focused apparel and gear brand that girls all of the world wear, design liveries for top riders, and generally just be an all around amazing person and inspiration. Dual sport, supermoto, flat track, mx, roadracing, street riding, you name it and she loves riding it. We even got married at a racetrack and incorporated a stunt show and trackday into the best day ever.

Find someone who shares your hobbies and you can enjoy everyday with and life is good.

https://www.instagram.com/jrod_racing/
https://www.instagram.com/fableriders/

/proudhusband
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Maybe I gotta get away from these snot nose American broads. I sleep surrounded by motorcycles, guns and guitars......but I’d totally trade in like.....at least half...
Maybe I gotta get away from these snot nose American broads. I sleep surrounded by motorcycles, guns and guitars......but I’d totally trade in like.....at least half of em for a chick like that. Lol. Honestly tonight I’m going through mail order brides. Laughing




Ha ha! Well I have two out of three!
Living in the Nanny State, one is not even allowed to think about guns let alone own one....people who want to own a gun only have criminal intent on their minds...this is apparently obvious to Nan's disciples...and well they run things here so....
Show us your guitars...love a nice bit of guitar porn...!

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2/5/2018 6:08am
Three wives later I will tell you they don't exist. Marvin cooked her up in a laboratory..
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Paul333 wrote:
Three wives later I will tell you they don't exist. Marvin cooked her up in a laboratory..
Yup! I'm MGTOW from now on
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2/5/2018 6:40am
Alex.434 wrote:
Know what's even better? Girls that ride, support your riding, and live motorcycle life. I'm married to one, and through her, have met a ton more...
Know what's even better? Girls that ride, support your riding, and live motorcycle life. I'm married to one, and through her, have met a ton more rad chicks that are as much into bikes as you think you are. They are out there and they are awesome.

I met my wife 10 years ago when she was just a super passionate street rider and vintage roadracer back East. We moved to CA in 2010 and she's since gone on to design at TLD (hand-picked and hired by Troy), crew for a roadracing team, ride in multiple OEM commercials, design and run social media at Thor MX, become Alta's first Regional Sales Manager, manage photoshoots with McGrath, ride superbikes for magazine shootouts, start her own female focused apparel and gear brand that girls all of the world wear, design liveries for top riders, and generally just be an all around amazing person and inspiration. Dual sport, supermoto, flat track, mx, roadracing, street riding, you name it and she loves riding it. We even got married at a racetrack and incorporated a stunt show and trackday into the best day ever.

Find someone who shares your hobbies and you can enjoy everyday with and life is good.

https://www.instagram.com/jrod_racing/
https://www.instagram.com/fableriders/

/proudhusband
Jesus, maybe this month she can cure cancer and end world hunger?
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2/5/2018 6:50am
Uncle Tony wrote:
In my 59 years I’ve yet to meet one lol
Uncle Tony can totally back me up on this but I'm definitely married to one and have been for 20yrs. I'll tell her all the time that she was a guy in her previous life. :-)
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Yes you have digger29!!!!
2/5/2018 7:02am
Alex.434 wrote:
Know what's even better? Girls that ride, support your riding, and live motorcycle life. I'm married to one, and through her, have met a ton more...
Know what's even better? Girls that ride, support your riding, and live motorcycle life. I'm married to one, and through her, have met a ton more rad chicks that are as much into bikes as you think you are. They are out there and they are awesome.

I met my wife 10 years ago when she was just a super passionate street rider and vintage roadracer back East. We moved to CA in 2010 and she's since gone on to design at TLD (hand-picked and hired by Troy), crew for a roadracing team, ride in multiple OEM commercials, design and run social media at Thor MX, become Alta's first Regional Sales Manager, manage photoshoots with McGrath, ride superbikes for magazine shootouts, start her own female focused apparel and gear brand that girls all of the world wear, design liveries for top riders, and generally just be an all around amazing person and inspiration. Dual sport, supermoto, flat track, mx, roadracing, street riding, you name it and she loves riding it. We even got married at a racetrack and incorporated a stunt show and trackday into the best day ever.

Find someone who shares your hobbies and you can enjoy everyday with and life is good.

https://www.instagram.com/jrod_racing/
https://www.instagram.com/fableriders/

/proudhusband
brightgrey wrote:
Jesus, maybe this month she can cure cancer and end world hunger?
Burst out laughing with that line.. no one can be that perfect...thats Mathilde on steroids....
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2/5/2018 7:08am
Uncle Tony wrote:
In my 59 years I’ve yet to meet one lol
Digger29 wrote:
Uncle Tony can totally back me up on this but I'm definitely married to one and have been for 20yrs. I'll tell her all the time...
Uncle Tony can totally back me up on this but I'm definitely married to one and have been for 20yrs. I'll tell her all the time that she was a guy in her previous life. :-)
Better not be named Caitlyn lol.
2/5/2018 7:11am
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I got one like that just that she's old enough to be her mom. Never ever told me what I could or couldn't do. She didn't...
I got one like that just that she's old enough to be her mom. Never ever told me what I could or couldn't do. She didn't have to tell me.I knew when to cool it and when to go for it. She did ask me not to work on rescue copters after one crashed and burned with someone I knew on it. Bikes, guns, tools, never a negative word. I knew enough to stay away from hookers and blow.
Same here. Been married 34 years. I was racing drag boats when we got married. For the first few years, we spent most of our money supporting the racing effort. When my son wanted to start racing MX, she was completely supportive. The only time she has ever pushed back against any form of racing was when I mentioned getting back into drag boats and letting my son drive (when he was 15/16 years old). That was a definite "no". (She had experienced 3 deaths in our 4 years of Drag Boat racing [pre-capsule era].)
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2/5/2018 7:19am
-MAVERICK- wrote:
Better not be named Caitlyn lol.
Digger29 is a lucky man
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2/5/2018 7:41am
brightgrey wrote:
Guns guitars and motorcycles damn you sound so cool.
You know I really am a keeper.
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2/5/2018 7:44am Edited Date/Time 2/11/2018 1:26am
PJRAUS wrote:
[img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2018/02/05/242183/s1200_image.jpg[/img] [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2018/02/05/242184/s1200_image.jpg[/img] Ha ha! Well I have two out of three! Living in the Nanny State, one is not even allowed to think about guns let...




Ha ha! Well I have two out of three!
Living in the Nanny State, one is not even allowed to think about guns let alone own one....people who want to own a gun only have criminal intent on their minds...this is apparently obvious to Nan's disciples...and well they run things here so....
Show us your guitars...love a nice bit of guitar porn...!

That’s a solid collection right there. I only got a couple acoustics, both martins, but ones a laminate. All the others are electrics. Funny thing is, even with 10 guitars, I find myself only playin 2.....sometimes 3. You got exotic stuff in there, banjos, violin?.. Once you knock that wall down and start playing, seems like you start wanting to get into everything. I bought a piano, started to practice but then just would throw up my hands and go back to a guitar. A harmonica and an acoustic go together amazingly well, even if you totally suck at harmonica you still sound good. Laughing

My dirt bike collection has dwindled down to smokers as of late, but I’ve been riding the street a lot more.
As far as the boom sticks go, thankfully I’m a Texan where gun ownership is strongly encouraged. Things run well down here and people respect each other’s property generally because you don’t know who’s on the other side of that door. I feel for y’all livin in tree hugger states.

Here’s the pics I got on my phone, the others axes are in cases. The red is a PRS Baritone....the rest are standard fiddles. Really wanting a Les Paul custom, but just don’t have enough time to play as is.



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2/5/2018 7:47am
Mathilde's may exist, but even they can turn into Mathildhoes.
Well, as the saying goes....”You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can’t turn a whore into a housewife.”
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Mathilde's may exist, but even they can turn into Mathildhoes.
Well, as the saying goes....”You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can’t turn a whore into a housewife.”
I live where more guys have tried the last one than any other place on the planet and its mostly true tho there are exceptions. But this is going OT..
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Mathilde's may exist, but even they can turn into Mathildhoes.
Well, as the saying goes....”You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can’t turn a whore into a housewife.”
I'm gonna need some directions on how to turn a housewife into a whore Laughing
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That’s a solid collection right there. I only got a couple acoustics, both martins, but ones a laminate. All the others are electrics. Funny thing is...
That’s a solid collection right there. I only got a couple acoustics, both martins, but ones a laminate. All the others are electrics. Funny thing is, even with 10 guitars, I find myself only playin 2.....sometimes 3. You got exotic stuff in there, banjos, violin?.. Once you knock that wall down and start playing, seems like you start wanting to get into everything. I bought a piano, started to practice but then just would throw up my hands and go back to a guitar. A harmonica and an acoustic go together amazingly well, even if you totally suck at harmonica you still sound good. Laughing

My dirt bike collection has dwindled down to smokers as of late, but I’ve been riding the street a lot more.
As far as the boom sticks go, thankfully I’m a Texan where gun ownership is strongly encouraged. Things run well down here and people respect each other’s property generally because you don’t know who’s on the other side of that door. I feel for y’all livin in tree hugger states.

Here’s the pics I got on my phone, the others axes are in cases. The red is a PRS Baritone....the rest are standard fiddles. Really wanting a Les Paul custom, but just don’t have enough time to play as is.



Wow! Guess no body's gonna break in and steal your bikes and guitars!Woohoo
Are some of those electrics Gibsons? The explorer and the Flying V and the les Paul?
Instruments are addictive.
Right to left in my collection. I messed up the photo and you can't see the first guitar in line ,it's a Martin D18 golden era.
Cole Clark Fat Lady 2 with California redwood top and rosewood back and sides
Maton ebg 808 artist
Cheapo Steel body resonator with a quarterman cone upgrade
Steve Kearny custom acoustic I got made in 1989
Cort jumbo ,solid maple back and sides set up with raised nut for lap slide ,has a sunrise magnetic pickup
Pre war around 1936 Dobro square neck model 25
Deering good time resonator banjo
Deering good time open back banjo
Cheap 6 string open back banjo
Tanglewood 3/4 scale six sting banjo
Cheapo bass
Cole Clark Defender start copy
Cheapo strat copy.

On the floor is a Northfield "Big Mon " artist series mandolin
Not in shot is a German Hoffner violin, a bunch of harmonicas ,a baritone ukulele, a Yamah keyboard / work station
And a really nice set of custom made Uilleann pipes, it's a half set , bag,bellows,chanter and drones without regulators.

Like you I threw my hands up trying to play piano...
I love to play my violin ,but the missus tends to complain...goes on about a dying cat.....
The Uilleann pipes are the hardest thing I've ever tried to play....the missus has zero tolerance for those things...can't really blame her for that Tongue
She's not too keen on me having / riding bikes either, but the first time I took her to a race , I won the vets class and she was loving it! Definitely not what I'd call a moto girl though Sad
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I’ve had mine for 35 years, she will do everything but filters!
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I dunno but my chick does this too so I guess I’m close enough Tongue
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PJRAUS wrote:
Wow! Guess no body's gonna break in and steal your bikes and guitars!:woohoo: Are some of those electrics Gibsons? The explorer and the Flying V and...
Wow! Guess no body's gonna break in and steal your bikes and guitars!Woohoo
Are some of those electrics Gibsons? The explorer and the Flying V and the les Paul?
Instruments are addictive.
Right to left in my collection. I messed up the photo and you can't see the first guitar in line ,it's a Martin D18 golden era.
Cole Clark Fat Lady 2 with California redwood top and rosewood back and sides
Maton ebg 808 artist
Cheapo Steel body resonator with a quarterman cone upgrade
Steve Kearny custom acoustic I got made in 1989
Cort jumbo ,solid maple back and sides set up with raised nut for lap slide ,has a sunrise magnetic pickup
Pre war around 1936 Dobro square neck model 25
Deering good time resonator banjo
Deering good time open back banjo
Cheap 6 string open back banjo
Tanglewood 3/4 scale six sting banjo
Cheapo bass
Cole Clark Defender start copy
Cheapo strat copy.

On the floor is a Northfield "Big Mon " artist series mandolin
Not in shot is a German Hoffner violin, a bunch of harmonicas ,a baritone ukulele, a Yamah keyboard / work station
And a really nice set of custom made Uilleann pipes, it's a half set , bag,bellows,chanter and drones without regulators.

Like you I threw my hands up trying to play piano...
I love to play my violin ,but the missus tends to complain...goes on about a dying cat.....
The Uilleann pipes are the hardest thing I've ever tried to play....the missus has zero tolerance for those things...can't really blame her for that Tongue
She's not too keen on me having / riding bikes either, but the first time I took her to a race , I won the vets class and she was loving it! Definitely not what I'd call a moto girl though Sad
That’s an awesome lineup. Makes me feel better about throwing the towel in on Piano. Crazy thing is that the chord layout makes so much more sense, but strangely it’s just the fingering positions I could never get fluid with.

Funny thing is, I wanted my walls covered in guitars so I bought some cheapies, before I knew it I had no room left. I’ve got one Martin Custom acoustic. That’s the one in the pic, dread body, rosewood back and sides and spruce top. Was my first “nice” guitar. Got another beater Martin cutaway that’s a laminate. The Flying V next to the bangs is a schecter with actives, got an identical one in black, decent but on the cheap side. The explorer is a Gibson and I love the hell outta that thing. The “les Paul” body is an ESP eclipse. That thing rips. I been wanting a les paul custom, but 3k is just a hard pill to swallow. Then the other V is a Jackson USA model KV2T. Probably the raddest guitar I’ve ever played......thing damn near plays itself, but in the group I actually do a lot of vocals, and the V’s are just all over the place. The explorer is a tank and doesn’t move.

Anyway, that’s an awesome lineup you got. I’ve never played a banjo.....but I’ll totally take that D18 off yur hands. Wink And sometimes it’s good to not have a moto chick. I thought I wanted one till she was in the garage asking questions while I was trying to wrench on bikes, wanted to pelt her with a ratchet. I don’t mind keeping the worlds separate, bikes are my sanity.

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