Worst Bike You've Ridden

bullpen658
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Edited Date/Time 7/1/2013 9:08pm
I don't mean worst brand, size, era, etc. I mean the PHYSICALLY worst bike that YOU, personally, have ridden.

For me, it is HANDS-DOWN the 83 YZ490 a buddy got for FREE from some rancher. It was blown up....among other problems. My buddy, being my buddy, spend like $100 on a piston, literally "honed it out" HIMSELF (NOT a professional engine mechanic, but good with tools), and got it running. However, there was no kick starter so you have you bump-start it. Luckily, there were also no hills for miles. Fun times.

Then, there was no back brake. Literally, NO brake.

There may have APPEARED to be a front brake mounted, but it only worked a little bit. But the best part, was that there was a crack in the front number plate and when the forks would compress, the cable would snag and voila, you'd have a front brake more powerful than a GP bike's front brake and down you'd go.

The thing was like 5 feet tall. Like unreasonably tall....or at least it felt that way.

There was also some issue with the transmission but I don't remember what it was. I think like 4th and 5th gear were broken or something. I never needed anything but second gear. It was terrifying.

My buddy literally rode the piss out of that thing. It would boggle my mind. I can't fathom going fast on a bike that is literally falling apart but he did.
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6/30/2013 7:56pm Edited Date/Time 6/30/2013 9:16pm
pantera 90cc , maybe cause i was too big for it lol
edit: no clutch , one tip over & your pegs , rear brake & gear shifter gets bent. made me so damn frustrated riding it for a half year while trying to save money for a CRF 125
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6/30/2013 8:36pm
98 ktm 380 or maybe it was a 99. Either way it was a horrible POS
bullpen658
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6/30/2013 8:42pm
We need details that made it horrible. Like missing brakes, flat tires, or what.
6/30/2013 8:44pm
Toss up between:

One of my first full size machines was a 74(?) MX400... Got it free as mix of 3 different bikes and one working engine. Cobbled one together and rode it all over the country, until the transmission locked up while I was speeding down the tarmac at 45 or so. The bike was held together with coat hangers and standard threaded bolts shoved into metric frame hardware. I'm lucky I didn't kill myself on that one.

Friend's 85 KDX200.. front of engine a glob of black goo.. no shifter just a pair of vice grips with a nut welded on the end. Missing side plates, blue yahama fender. He was pretty fast on it though.

Those two stand out.

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6/30/2013 8:54pm
Toss up between: One of my first full size machines was a 74(?) MX400... Got it free as mix of 3 different bikes and one working...
Toss up between:

One of my first full size machines was a 74(?) MX400... Got it free as mix of 3 different bikes and one working engine. Cobbled one together and rode it all over the country, until the transmission locked up while I was speeding down the tarmac at 45 or so. The bike was held together with coat hangers and standard threaded bolts shoved into metric frame hardware. I'm lucky I didn't kill myself on that one.

Friend's 85 KDX200.. front of engine a glob of black goo.. no shifter just a pair of vice grips with a nut welded on the end. Missing side plates, blue yahama fender. He was pretty fast on it though.

Those two stand out.
Those are AWESOME!!! Hilarious stuff.
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6/30/2013 9:19pm
My 2000 RM 250 was a pile of crap. Bought it brand new and was terrible from the get go.
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6/30/2013 10:08pm
1974 Hodaka 100 Super Rat & 2005 KX250F.
bullpen658
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6/30/2013 10:17pm
What, specifically, made your bikes suck?
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6/30/2013 10:27pm
hartebreak wrote:
98 ktm 380 or maybe it was a 99. Either way it was a horrible POS
+1 I had that bike for a month and it was the most dangerous pile of $hit ever. Built well but other than that it is the worse bike ive ever ridden.
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7/1/2013 2:04am
HVA 449 TE. The thing would not turn. Just refuses to. A pile.
7/1/2013 2:11am
KTM 525 from about 2002 or so. The thing felt heavier than yo mama, did not want to turn and suspension was barely there. and I'm not a small dude
7/1/2013 3:59am
From the current gen bikes a 2010 YZ450 it felt like a big fat pig, kind of like a bike from the 80's
from past bikes, it was some kind of Husqvarna 125 from the 80's, a woods version. I took that thing through a whoop section on a track and it did not like that shit at all. It bucked me off the seat and my knee came back down on the top of the 3 ft long silencer sticking out of the rear. My knee puffed up to what seemed to me at the time the size of a basketball. Never have rode a Husqvarna again.
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7/1/2013 4:13am
"TRUE STORY!" It was like 1994 My car broke down at friends party, We were all Weeded.... I had no way home no cell phone. Some crack head kid was there on an old Suzuki.It was a 1979 Suzuki A100. I asked if I could ride it home, Kid asked me if I had an extra cigarette and 5 bucks. I replied why 5 bucks he said for the bike. 5 bucks you can have it! I busted out 5 bucks and gave him my whole pack of smokes. I got on this thing he had an F$%cking huge flathead screwdriver hammered into right fork top to hold it on the triple clamp! there were no front brakes or footpegs! and the exhaust was cutoff!"and its a two stroke! It shot flames. Total death machine, Long story short. It got me home! I sold it to some kid down the street for 50$ next day- his old man welded a piece of rebar under frame for pegs(wtf) I think every single kid in that neighborhood learned how to ride a dirtbike on that thing!
7/1/2013 4:41am
KTM 525 from about 2002 or so. The thing felt heavier than yo mama, did not want to turn and suspension was barely there. and I'm...
KTM 525 from about 2002 or so. The thing felt heavier than yo mama, did not want to turn and suspension was barely there. and I'm not a small dude
The 2002 525EXC i've ridden felt like a bloody tank. My 2003 450 was quite light and nimble to be honest.
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7/1/2013 5:09am
Hands down the 2014 YZ 450. It's got to be..
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7/1/2013 6:34am
Worst bike I ever rode was a 2011 yz 450, it's true! Not because of the reputation, but a local suspension company fucked the set up worse than I ever thought possible. The owner complained he wouldn't even ride it so I went for a spin. 1/2 lap at Hangtown and pulled off. The shock went side to side more than up and down and the forks felt like they were filled with cement. Not too stiff springs, but when you hit bumps it would try to rip the bars out of your hands and felt like you were swinging an aluminum bat at a steel pole. I'd tell you to avoid that company, but he's already out of business...
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7/1/2013 8:37am
Back when i was racing 80's my buddy had a KX that was all tricked out. Lots of goodies on it. I also rode a KX but mine was bone stock except from the handlebar and some minor tweaks here and there. Anyway, that bike was flying on the straights, felt like a rocket. But oh boy, the suspension was so messed up that it was dangerous to ride it. Took it for a lap or two but when it almost sent me sideways (head first) in front of a table top i decided to park it and get back on my bike instead.
Never told him how horrible it actually was since his family had invested lots of $$$$ in it, but they clearly knew that something was wrong since they swapped to a full Öhlins setup a few weeks later.

Lesson learned: Put your money in the suspension department before you go hunting for more horsepower.
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7/1/2013 9:26am Edited Date/Time 7/1/2013 9:27am
The worst bike I ever rode was a Honda CL90 (late 60's early 70's I think). We ended up with it sometime around 1982. At one time it was a street bike but by the time my brother and I got a hold of it had been stripped of most of the street legal bits. The bike was a handful in the in the woods because it was way underpowered, had skinny on/off road tires and all the trails were deep sugar sand. We rode double on it a lot and fell over all the time in the soft sand.

If I remember correctly the front forks were nothing but an external spring over top of the fork tubes. I found that out because the rubber accordion boots dry rotted and the springs were exposed. The drum brakes barely worked, the shoes may have been worn out long before it got to us. The chrome fenders fell off so many time that we eventually just stopped bolting them back on. And the splines on the shift shaft and kickstart shaft were worn to the point that it was impossible to keep them tight and on the bike. We regularly had to back track through the trails by our house looking for them when they fell off. My dad tried tried welding them to the shafts but they still broke loose. Eventually we lost both of them for good and had to resort to bumpstarting the bike and riding it in 3rd gear.

After we got all the fun we could out of the bike my brothers friend bought it for $50 and rode it for a couple more years.

Even thought it was the worst bike I have ever ridden it probably has the best memories associated with it due to all the fun we had riding it.
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7/1/2013 10:11am
1991 Suzuki RM80. Not only was it about the ugliest thing ever (before the 92 came out), but the frame kept breaking. Once you'd fix it in one spot, it would break in another. We ended up with several extra gussets in the thing so it would be strong enough. I kind of remember the guys from R&D and some factory Suzuki guys taking my bike apart before LL that year to see all the stuff we did to it. They "thanked" us by rebuilding the motor completely and adding a few extra touches and goodies (modified class). Went from "worst bike" to "best bike" over night as that thing was scary fast. The following year, everything we had done to the frame was included on the new bike.
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7/1/2013 11:49am
1996 KTM 550 two smoker. It really sucked!
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7/1/2013 12:06pm
2004 KTM 450sx. I was 14 and 120 pounds when I rode it. My dad had riveted on a spark arrestor that opened up the back of the muffler and I could never jet it right for some reason. It felt like the forks were vertical and it had the worst headshake of all time. I had the suspension revalved and nothing helped it. On a bright note I had just gotten back from MTF and I went to my first big bike race in the 450C class and I pulled a massive holeshot, only to pull off half a lap later because I couldn't hold on. I've ridden a ton of bikes with terrible suspension, turning, and handling problems but this one definitely takes the cake.
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7/1/2013 12:26pm
I helped a friend restore a 73/74 (?) Cooper 250MX and got to spin a lap on it. I really don't think I need to say anymore, so don't ask again Bullpen. Everything was bad. And that was comparing it to other 1974 stuff, not mid 90's that we were riding at the time also.

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7/1/2013 1:15pm
slipdog wrote:
Worst bike I ever rode was a 2011 yz 450, it's true! Not because of the reputation, but a local suspension company fucked the set up...
Worst bike I ever rode was a 2011 yz 450, it's true! Not because of the reputation, but a local suspension company fucked the set up worse than I ever thought possible. The owner complained he wouldn't even ride it so I went for a spin. 1/2 lap at Hangtown and pulled off. The shock went side to side more than up and down and the forks felt like they were filled with cement. Not too stiff springs, but when you hit bumps it would try to rip the bars out of your hands and felt like you were swinging an aluminum bat at a steel pole. I'd tell you to avoid that company, but he's already out of business...
06 YZ 450 for me...

this kid at the track had just bought it and was using it as an excuse when i was giving him a hard time for tiptoeing through the whoops..

i took it for a spin and it was god awful..literally unrideable..it was a big name suspension company..not sure if the previous owner had messed with it or not..i cant imagine a shop sending out something that bad...like you said it went side to side more than up and down..
7/1/2013 1:31pm
honda cr125 elsinore 1970 something, the pipe had been butchered to make it up and over , renthal bars one purple grip one green no glue, a chain so rusted it hardly moved, flat rear and very little air in the front tyre, but worst of all the bike was too small for my ample figure
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7/1/2013 6:13pm
* A stock 2004 Honda CR125.... had to do a lot of work to that bike to make it fast.
7/1/2013 7:08pm
My current 2010 KX450... *sighs*

Too big in all ways. Won't turn for me, and every time I ride it, I pretend the fenders are Yellow.
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7/1/2013 7:34pm
2011 SX 250. Besides having lowered footpegs and bar risers, the bike made zero horsepower above 7500 rpm.
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7/1/2013 7:57pm
DirtMAFIA wrote:
"TRUE STORY!" It was like 1994 My car broke down at friends party, We were all Weeded.... I had no way home no cell phone. Some...
"TRUE STORY!" It was like 1994 My car broke down at friends party, We were all Weeded.... I had no way home no cell phone. Some crack head kid was there on an old Suzuki.It was a 1979 Suzuki A100. I asked if I could ride it home, Kid asked me if I had an extra cigarette and 5 bucks. I replied why 5 bucks he said for the bike. 5 bucks you can have it! I busted out 5 bucks and gave him my whole pack of smokes. I got on this thing he had an F$%cking huge flathead screwdriver hammered into right fork top to hold it on the triple clamp! there were no front brakes or footpegs! and the exhaust was cutoff!"and its a two stroke! It shot flames. Total death machine, Long story short. It got me home! I sold it to some kid down the street for 50$ next day- his old man welded a piece of rebar under frame for pegs(wtf) I think every single kid in that neighborhood learned how to ride a dirtbike on that thing!
HILARIOUS!!!! FIVE GOLD STARS!!!!
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7/1/2013 8:02pm
2000 KTM SX 125
7/1/2013 8:09pm
hartebreak wrote:
98 ktm 380 or maybe it was a 99. Either way it was a horrible POS
X2 .......POS

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