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10/4/2016 6:54 PM

Just had a doozy and wanted to post for everyone to get a laugh. Let's see what funny ones you guys have..


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10/4/2016 7:01 PM

Only one I've ever saved.

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10/4/2016 7:03 PM

Lol makes you think spammers just get your number and ask dumb questions to waste your time.

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10/4/2016 7:12 PM
Edited Date/Time: 10/4/2016 7:13 PM

buyer: hi you still have the yz250
buyer:?
me: yeah
buyer: take 1500 for it?
me: does it say obo?
buyer: didn't say your an ass hole either....


true story

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10/4/2016 7:18 PM
Edited Date/Time: 10/4/2016 7:20 PM

I hate when they don't make an offer, they just ask what my bottom dollar is. I dunno, what's the most you'll pay? The whole point of negotiating is for me to get more than my bottom dollar!

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10/4/2016 7:26 PM





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Instagram: vanillaice782
Amateur helmet painter

10/4/2016 7:50 PM

Here's a few of my recents.



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GP740
Since 1987

10/4/2016 8:17 PM

Haha! Georgieporgie those are great!

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10/4/2016 8:39 PM

Got some new numbers to drunk text!

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10/4/2016 8:44 PM

Flip109 wrote:

Got some new numbers to drunk text!

You should ask that guy if he sold that stolen bike

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10/4/2016 9:22 PM

Listed a 450 KX. on Craigslist.

Buyer--- I moved here a year ago and sold my kx right before leaving and am regretting it so much with all the amazing trails out here. It's torturous having friend who own and ride bikes here and I am on their loaner or even worse, a rental....
So I have come to the conclusion that it's worth it to clear the checking account buy a bike, but I don't have much, so would you accept $3200 cash? I can come up and grab it today or tomorrow or whenever.

Me-- $3200 is a little short what else you got offer? Wife? daughter? Send pictures.

Buyer--Done, you can have my wife! She doesn't cook or clean and hell, she not that good looking, but she sure does have a mouth on her. Can call the hens home to roost from 5 miles away!

Me-- When you say "she not that good looking" how does she compare to my ex Who dumped my ass!!!

[LINK TO IMAGE]

She was a bitch. She like cowboys and would only let you ride her for seven seconds.

Buyer-- Well sir, one would say you are better off to of loved and lost, but shit a 300+lbs cowboys fan just doesn't fall on your lap every day.....and you survive I mean.

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10/4/2016 9:40 PM
Edited Date/Time: 10/4/2016 9:40 PM

I hate to admit it but I'm a Craigslist lowball King. I wouldn't be surprised if someone posts some of me! Hahhaa, there's are the only ones I have still.

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10/5/2016 6:49 AM

I sell a lot of bikes. Sold a yz250 for 2300 recently. Retard text me "will you trade for speakers " . I sent back "lol"

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10/5/2016 7:11 AM



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10/5/2016 7:15 AM

Guy: How low will you go?
Me: 2 MPH. any slower and you tip over.

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10/5/2016 7:28 AM

I hate when they make a offer in there first text and want to ask questions after that. I usually tell them that with every question the price goes up.

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10/5/2016 7:30 AM

Dafuq did I just read?

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10/5/2016 9:40 AM

I love the ads that say if you read this it's still for sale... But when you text them it's sold

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10/5/2016 10:09 AM

Selling my 2004 Z1000.

Buyer: What's the lowest you'll go?

Me: About 2 miles an hour, any lower you'll fall over

Buyer: You don't have to be a dick about it, whats the lowest price you'll take?

Me: Depends, what's the highest price you'll pay?

Buyer: Fuck off its a POS anyway

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Washed up Canadian ex-pro couch racer. Selling bikes for a living

2008 KTM 525XC
2009 KTM 450SX
2016 YFZ450R


10/5/2016 10:10 AM

TJ 755 wrote:

Guy: How low will you go?
Me: 2 MPH. any slower and you tip over.

I use that line all the time lol

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Washed up Canadian ex-pro couch racer. Selling bikes for a living

2008 KTM 525XC
2009 KTM 450SX
2016 YFZ450R


10/5/2016 10:14 AM

2006 Cr250 clean as hell with a title .... Story time....

Last night someone drove 3 hours each way for this bike and walked away, because it had oil on the silencer ..... Tried to explain it's a two stroke, they do that it's normal. Pretty much, uh yeah thats like not a thing.... He didnt know how to start it, just didnt know anything lol His girlfriend understood when i explained you mix oil into the gas and they burn it off. She goes so thats why it smokes, right? Yes, exactly and the oil deposits on the silencer over time. Its normal. She understood, he was just hopeless. So he drove from long island NY to Philly and back for no reason because of some oil residue on the silencer.

Below is the bike he walked from.



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10/5/2016 11:04 AM

yz133rider wrote:

2006 Cr250 clean as hell with a title .... Story time....

Last night someone drove 3 hours each way for this bike and walked away, because it had oil on the silencer ..... Tried to explain it's a two stroke, they do that it's normal. Pretty much, uh yeah thats like not a thing.... He didnt know how to start it, just didnt know anything lol His girlfriend understood when i explained you mix oil into the gas and they burn it off. She goes so thats why it smokes, right? Yes, exactly and the oil deposits on the silencer over time. Its normal. She understood, he was just hopeless. So he drove from long island NY to Philly and back for no reason because of some oil residue on the silencer.

Below is the bike he walked from.



I assume she sees a lot of pavement?

I love how craigslist jabronis now try to get money off their price because of their "travel time". No one understands how to barter anymore

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Tomac and/or Anderson for 2020.....

10/5/2016 11:17 AM



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10/5/2016 11:18 AM

I was selling my KX-500.

Spammer/scammer: I am interested in the motorcycle. I want to buy it for my 12 year old nephew.

Me: What, are you trying to kill him or something?

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10/5/2016 11:18 AM

Was not for sale for 250$ I said firm on price and dropped it 500$ lol

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10/5/2016 11:20 AM

bh84 wrote:

Selling my 2004 Z1000.

Buyer: What's the lowest you'll go?

Me: About 2 miles an hour, any lower you'll fall over

Buyer: You don't have to be a dick about it, whats the lowest price you'll take?

Me: Depends, what's the highest price you'll pay?

Buyer: Fuck off its a POS anyway

Winner winner winner

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10/5/2016 11:40 AM

My favorite are the trades. People on craigslist always want to trade...and for guns a lot of the time. As much as I want to take a dirt bike to a gun fight...i don't want to get shot, robbed and/or killed.

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10/5/2016 12:20 PM



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10/5/2016 4:35 PM

^Hahahaha thats great

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