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Statesville, NC, USA
Fantasy
Just had a doozy and wanted to post for everyone to get a laugh. Let's see what funny ones you guys have..
buyer:?
me: yeah
buyer: take 1500 for it?
me: does it say obo?
buyer: didn't say your an ass hole either....
true story
The Shop
Luxon 4-Post Bar Mounts
$189.95 - $239.95
DeCal Works Huge Plastic Inventory of UFO and Polisport kits.
Buyer--- I moved here a year ago and sold my kx right before leaving and am regretting it so much with all the amazing trails out here. It's torturous having friend who own and ride bikes here and I am on their loaner or even worse, a rental....
So I have come to the conclusion that it's worth it to clear the checking account buy a bike, but I don't have much, so would you accept $3200 cash? I can come up and grab it today or tomorrow or whenever.
Me-- $3200 is a little short what else you got offer? Wife? daughter? Send pictures.
Buyer--Done, you can have my wife! She doesn't cook or clean and hell, she not that good looking, but she sure does have a mouth on her. Can call the hens home to roost from 5 miles away!
Me-- When you say "she not that good looking" how does she compare to my ex Who dumped my ass!!!
She was a bitch. She like cowboys and would only let you ride her for seven seconds.
Buyer-- Well sir, one would say you are better off to of loved and lost, but shit a 300+lbs cowboys fan just doesn't fall on your lap every day.....and you survive I mean.
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Me: 2 MPH. any slower and you tip over.
Buyer: What's the lowest you'll go?
Me: About 2 miles an hour, any lower you'll fall over
Buyer: You don't have to be a dick about it, whats the lowest price you'll take?
Me: Depends, what's the highest price you'll pay?
Buyer: Fuck off its a POS anyway
Pit Row
Last night someone drove 3 hours each way for this bike and walked away, because it had oil on the silencer ..... Tried to explain it's a two stroke, they do that it's normal. Pretty much, uh yeah thats like not a thing.... He didnt know how to start it, just didnt know anything lol His girlfriend understood when i explained you mix oil into the gas and they burn it off. She goes so thats why it smokes, right? Yes, exactly and the oil deposits on the silencer over time. Its normal. She understood, he was just hopeless. So he drove from long island NY to Philly and back for no reason because of some oil residue on the silencer.
Below is the bike he walked from.
I love how craigslist jabronis now try to get money off their price because of their "travel time". No one understands how to barter anymore
Spammer/scammer: I am interested in the motorcycle. I want to buy it for my 12 year old nephew.
Me: What, are you trying to kill him or something?
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