Emilymx
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Oceanside, CA, USA
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Emilymx Started a new thread REDNECK VASECTOMY
1/12/2012 8:36am An Alabama couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed.' The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that...
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Emilymx Added a new Blog Post My first track day
5/12/2008 11:55am
I rode the Milestone Vet track on Friday. It was my first time riding on a track, and it was AWESOME. Ive never had so much fun! I cant wait to get back out there and do it again. Of course I thought...
Emilymx Added a reply to Women Drivers...
5/12/2008 11:25am A fat mexican kid, about 230 lbs at least(17 yrs old) was riding his bike the wrong way on the road behind the cars parked on the street with no helmet on. I went to turn right and SMACK. Fat kid on my hood. I was terrified, but the cops just told me that I could press charges if I...
Emilymx Added a reply to Women Drivers...
5/12/2008 8:38am Ah, screw you all. Ive only hit ONE person in my car, and he did more damage to my car then I did to him.
Emilymx Added a reply to I'm Trying Real Hard,
5/12/2008 8:36am My car is at 28.5 mpg average right now 
I also dont drive faster then 73-ish. And I dont slam on the gas at green lights. But I still get taken at the gas pump. It sucks.
I also dont drive faster then 73-ish. And I dont slam on the gas at green lights. But I still get taken at the gas pump. It sucks.
Emilymx Added a reply to Iron Man..
5/5/2008 8:52am Great movie. Downey was great and had some funny lines... "this isnt the worst thing youve caught me doing..."
Emilymx Added a reply to Metallica Cover?
5/2/2008 10:10am What band is that?
Emilymx Added a reply to What if you won the lotter
5/1/2008 3:26pm I would buy a house in the desert and I would buy a house at the river and never work another f-ing day in my life. Id rescue as many animals from the humane society as I could and build Scott a kick ass track just for him.
Emilymx Added a reply to wow..girls are posting here
5/1/2008 12:04pm Hey Mxgirl517 show me your boobs! Just kidding... hehe. I think a womens forum would be cool, just somewhere to post womens racing and stuff like that.
Emilymx Added a reply to Police Taser naked man in cavity
4/24/2008 10:33am I think they could have used another word other then cavity. But its pretty funny anytime someone gets tazed. "dont taze me bro"
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Updated a photo album Emilymx's album
4/24/2008 8:13am
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Emilymx Added a reply to so I got rockband for my kid....
4/23/2008 9:27am The drums arent that hard! First time I got on there I was getting 99% on the songs! That game is fun, more fun then guitar hero.
Emilymx Added a reply to Will Artie be back?
4/21/2008 2:13pm Only 100? I might have to look into that. Didnt even know that existed. Thanks!
Emilymx Added a reply to Will Artie be back?
4/21/2008 1:53pm Yeah, he did. But not THAT GREAT of one. I mean, he had that great role of the cherry pie robbers or something lame like that on Mystery Men. And there was MadTV, but he screwed that one up himself. OH, Dirty work won an oscar right? I kid, I kid, But since being on Howard Stern he has been...
Emilymx Added a reply to Will Artie be back?
4/21/2008 11:32am Im glad hes back. But its just that spot on the show, same thing basically with the jokeman, he was always leaving and coming right back. Then after he left for good he realized he was nowhere without howard. Im sure Artie realized that too. His career really took off once he started on that radio show. I love Howard...
Emilymx Added a reply to Remember the most VitalMX Friends Contest?
4/18/2008 3:23pm
Emilymx Added a reply to Adoptante arrested
4/18/2008 1:54pm 6 Months is still a short time for that much ganja. 47 lbs, CRIPES.