REDNECK VASECTOMY

Emilymx
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Emilymx
Edited Date/Time 1/12/2012 8:36am
An Alabama couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed.' The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish. Laughing
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troublebros
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troublebros 4/24/2008 10:34am
4/24/2008 10:34am Edited Date/Time 4/24/2008 10:46am
That's pretty damn funny.
Racer92
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Racer92 4/24/2008 10:40am
4/24/2008 10:40am
Hey, dont be hatin' - rednecks have feelings too.

`ol Ger
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`ol Ger 4/24/2008 10:54am
4/24/2008 10:54am
Them's not rednecks - them's Hillbillies (apologies to Dave).
Mutt
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Mutt 4/24/2008 1:02pm
4/24/2008 1:02pm
Racer92 wrote:
Hey, dont be hatin' - rednecks have feelings too. [img]http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b277/database2/rednecks.jpg[/img]
Hey, dont be hatin' - rednecks have feelings too.

Where did you find a picture of my neighbors. Oh, they're flatlanders.......we don't have no hills 'round these parts.

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JustMX
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JustMX 4/24/2008 2:27pm
4/24/2008 2:27pm
I think "colt 45" is a little more ghetto than redneck, or hillbilly
`ol Ger
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`ol Ger 4/24/2008 2:35pm
4/24/2008 2:35pm
How about Mad Dog 20/20 ? Wink

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