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I feel like I should be worried for our nation 

Naming your kid 'Racin' is something else..

 

Like. Thank you

"Trinnytie" borders on child abuse

I remember reading that in NZ, the government has veto power over a newborn's name if it's too shit

Just figured that out?

Hahahha holy fuck some of these names. Unbelievable 

One of the 85cc hotshots is named Thor Thrasher. Damn impressive.

-aden variants lmao.  Too funny.  The downvotes are people who named their kid Deegan 

How do these rednecks even manage to spell their kids' terrible names at all? I presume they tell the one person in their extended kin group who has grasped the bare rudiments of reading and spelling to write it out for them? That person then comes up with these various monstrosities...

cant wait for the matthes rant (he's right). its out of control. 

I liked their earlier death metal stuff, but the second album was a bit meh.. 

Definitely becoming a bit "Spinal Tap". Poor kids

Go away Herr Lich

Best use of a spreadsheet on Vital, ever..

This is amazing

Modowtew?

Same here in the USA. 2 of my friends had a kid and his last name i Heilaar. She jokingly told them their thinkong of naming their kid Adolf but not sure, staff about shit themselves and sent somone in to explain they cant. That they can refuse names and this, wouldn't be allowed they cracked up cause they were never seriously gonna name him adolf 

If you think those are bad you should see the names they're using in the southside of chicago.

No shit.  I was in line at a grocery store last week, a mother and her teen son were standing in front of me.  I overheard him say, "Mom, what's a phone book?"  She and I made brief eye contact, and you could see genuine fear in her eyes......  Smartass me just quipped, "Yes , and this is the generation that will be supporting us later down the road......"  She chuckled and whispered back, "We are so fucked"

Moonunit and Dweezil takes the cake.

Check out Elon Musk's kids names...fuck knows what these people were thinking when naming their kids.

My names Sue, what’s the problem here?

I don't think it's rednecks naming kids this, it's the suburban moms named Jynnifir/Kayleigh/Breighlynn.

You're telling me someone straight up named their kid Moto?

Maybe hitting your head fairly often is bad for you actually...

Also, I'll accept the -aden variants all day over someone naming their kid rider/racer. That name is very weird unless you go pro and get a badass nickname like "Rider D". When I first heard that I thought to myself, "what the fuck is this, the WWE?"

Thatsaboyname