If I were a pro - I'd just be a total jerk.

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Sincerely, my favorite riders "attitude wise" out on the track these days are Trey Canard, Pourcel, and Dungey; but if I were a professional motocross racer, I think I would decide to spice things up a little bit. Since so many fans are such total assholes to the professionals of this sport, on message boards, and even in real life - I would just be a total asshole back for the hell of it.

If fans ever showed up to my autograph lines, I'd just insult them repeatedly until they walked off. If I ever won a supercross race, I would stop atop the launch of a triple on my victory lap, wipe my ass with my goggles, then throw them into the crowed to some lucky lad. And If I somehow ever won an outdoor national, I would just clock some guy in the head with a campaign bottle after my interview with Erin Bates.

I wouldn't behave like this because it's the ethical thing to do; I would because it's the way the fans treat the riders (at least metaphorically).

Discuss...
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10/9/2010 1:38am
If I were a pro - i'd be nice, but not FAKE.

All these pro's are going into interviews like "blah blah blah" stereotypical replies.. Barcia and Wilson are two funny pro's that I wish I can grow up to be someday. Then once in the 450s be like Canard or Dungey.
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why isnt there a Like button like on facebook....Like x 100000000
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10/9/2010 1:41am
Ddavis wrote:
If I were a pro - i'd be nice, but not FAKE. All these pro's are going into interviews like "blah blah blah" stereotypical replies.. Barcia...
If I were a pro - i'd be nice, but not FAKE.

All these pro's are going into interviews like "blah blah blah" stereotypical replies.. Barcia and Wilson are two funny pro's that I wish I can grow up to be someday. Then once in the 450s be like Canard or Dungey.
I agree, that would be my second option.
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Reminds me of the movie blades of glory.

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I'd be real I'd dude what i wanted when i wanted on my free time away from the weekends. At the track i'd do my job. Be nice, joke, race.

Even on the weekdays I'd way up and do my job for the day. Once my jobs over hell with it. I wanna get shit faced I will. I wanna spray paint penises all over the road. Ill do it. I wanna take a dip ill do it.

I think its why I liked Jlaw so much. Shame he just let himself go so far. I guess I wouldn't be afraid of the backlash id get from fans.
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Imagine if I was a top 10 AMA pro right now.. Would everyone love me? or hate me more than they do because i'd be shutting up the haters? lol
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10/9/2010 7:15am
I would be like a cross between towlie and kenny powers
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10/9/2010 7:19am
I'm not even a Pro and I'm still a jerk................
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I be jamming my meat bisquit into monster girls money makers daily!

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Ddavis wrote:
Imagine if I was a top 10 AMA pro right now.. Would everyone love me? or hate me more than they do because i'd be shutting...
Imagine if I was a top 10 AMA pro right now.. Would everyone love me? or hate me more than they do because i'd be shutting up the haters? lol
If you were pro you wouldn't be on here starting a thread every 5 minutes.
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Camp332 wrote:
I be jamming my meat bisquit into monster girls money makers daily!

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10/9/2010 8:22am
Motodave15 wrote:
why isnt there a Like button like on facebook....Like x 100000000
invent one david
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10/9/2010 8:40am
So you're saying nothing would change. Wink
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I'd just like to see one of the modern day pros kiss the trophy girl. Or maybe plant one on Erin Bates. Remind me again why that doesn't happen anymore?
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10/9/2010 9:03am Edited Date/Time 10/9/2010 9:03am
Motodave15 wrote:
why isnt there a Like button like on facebook....Like x 100000000
Open your eyes man. There is one on every post at the bottom.
10/9/2010 9:07am
I would start french kissing the monster girls if I made the podium
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10/9/2010 9:08am
I don't know why everyone gets in such a tizzy whenever someone talks smack about a rider on a forum. I think barring some of the racial and truly hateful things that get said from time to time, there is nothing wrong with talking some shit.

Bottom line is that everyone here (who wasn't) wishes they were a factory pro. Other than that, we are just talking shit and having fun.
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10/9/2010 5:13pm
Rooster wrote:
I'd just like to see one of the modern day pros kiss the trophy girl. Or maybe plant one on Erin Bates. Remind me again why...
I'd just like to see one of the modern day pros kiss the trophy girl. Or maybe plant one on Erin Bates. Remind me again why that doesn't happen anymore?
No shit. I remember at the 87 Houston SX, all the 125 riders on the podium did, hell, Eddie Hicks got 3rd and he just about screwed the trophy girl up on the stage.
10/9/2010 5:30pm
Rooster wrote:
I'd just like to see one of the modern day pros kiss the trophy girl. Or maybe plant one on Erin Bates. Remind me again why...
I'd just like to see one of the modern day pros kiss the trophy girl. Or maybe plant one on Erin Bates. Remind me again why that doesn't happen anymore?
It'd be cool if Dean Wilson did since he's always joking around with the monster girls anyway.
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10/9/2010 5:33pm
Ddavis wrote:
Imagine if I was a top 10 AMA pro right now.. Would everyone love me? or hate me more than they do because i'd be shutting...
Imagine if I was a top 10 AMA pro right now.. Would everyone love me? or hate me more than they do because i'd be shutting up the haters? lol
mxtryon231 wrote:
If you were pro you wouldn't be on here starting a thread every 5 minutes.
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10/9/2010 5:37pm
I was a pro and I was nice as hell to anyone that would talk to me. Then again i was lucky to finish mid pack locally. I did win one race though when there was only two of us at a friday night sir race and rod tapias bike broke in moto 2.. That felt awesome. I almost threw my goggles to the screaming fans but I thought better of it since I just bought them w/my awesome Seattle Cycle center 15% off retail factory ride.
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I was a pro and I was nice as hell to anyone that would talk to me. Then again i was lucky to finish mid pack...
I was a pro and I was nice as hell to anyone that would talk to me. Then again i was lucky to finish mid pack locally. I did win one race though when there was only two of us at a friday night sir race and rod tapias bike broke in moto 2.. That felt awesome. I almost threw my goggles to the screaming fans but I thought better of it since I just bought them w/my awesome Seattle Cycle center 15% off retail factory ride.
thats funny dan did you see tapias kid got a national # 70 this year
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I would just clock some guy in the head with a champaign bottle after my interview with Erin Bates. good one hank... but i would grab erin and head to the factory trailer..but,if i was a pro,id be real cool and sign drumsticks and drum heads and give them away.
10/9/2010 6:33pm
I was a pro and I was nice as hell to anyone that would talk to me. Then again i was lucky to finish mid pack...
I was a pro and I was nice as hell to anyone that would talk to me. Then again i was lucky to finish mid pack locally. I did win one race though when there was only two of us at a friday night sir race and rod tapias bike broke in moto 2.. That felt awesome. I almost threw my goggles to the screaming fans but I thought better of it since I just bought them w/my awesome Seattle Cycle center 15% off retail factory ride.
sharkey wrote:
thats funny dan did you see tapias kid got a national # 70 this year
Yeah I saw that. Awesome.. Rods a good dude that raised a good kid. Great to see.
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10/10/2010 8:23pm Edited Date/Time 10/10/2010 8:24pm
Sincerely, my favorite riders "attitude wise" out on the track these days are Trey Canard, Pourcel, and Dungey; but if I were a professional motocross racer...
Sincerely, my favorite riders "attitude wise" out on the track these days are Trey Canard, Pourcel, and Dungey; but if I were a professional motocross racer, I think I would decide to spice things up a little bit. Since so many fans are such total assholes to the professionals of this sport, on message boards, and even in real life - I would just be a total asshole back for the hell of it.

If fans ever showed up to my autograph lines, I'd just insult them repeatedly until they walked off. If I ever won a supercross race, I would stop atop the launch of a triple on my victory lap, wipe my ass with my goggles, then throw them into the crowed to some lucky lad. And If I somehow ever won an outdoor national, I would just clock some guy in the head with a campaign bottle after my interview with Erin Bates.

I wouldn't behave like this because it's the ethical thing to do; I would because it's the way the fans treat the riders (at least metaphorically).

Discuss...
This is a great point, Hank and points out the fact that there is much more to racing at this level than being fast as hell.



I've heard that tons of guys (old school) like to point at Hannah as the last top dog to show his true colors without self destruction. Even Lawrence bites his tongue, now.



I've raced enough, and I've taken it seriously enough to know that all racers have egos! It is a "me" sport. That didn't stop me from being a nobody in the grand scheme of things, though. Turns out that I wasn't really that good or fast as I thought I was. All of the riders have an ego, and the difference only comes in what they say publicly about it.

With that said, there are plenty of riders that are good and that are fast and deserve to make a living at what they do. These riders not only impress me with the way they ride, but with the way that they conduct themselves as professionals.



Every now and then, there is a situation that unfolds that makes us look back at our own experiences (whether we were novices or pros,) that really makes us take sides based on the riders involved and how we would have handled things if we would have filled those shoes.



To say that you would do it for the hell of it, I (kind of) disagree. I think that there would be a real reason to lash out for the reasons above. You have to have self confidence and believe in what you are capable of. The fact that the professional riders can do this so effectively, at such a young age never ceases to amaze me.
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10/10/2010 8:37pm
Look at the RC riding at CR22's place for an example. When Reed signed with Suzuki, the shot that promo vid with RC riding at his house and getting smoked by him (I think it was RacerX.) RC was retired but he was adjusting to somebody that outright smoked him on a track. You can tell by his body language that it took a bunch of self control to be able to accept that!

I have family members that used to wad it up in my front yard, and now they are faster and better than I ever was when I raced. Sometimes you have to suck it up and accept things for what they are.

It would be a tough thing to do when you are at the top level of motocross and every asshole with a keyboard rates your every move.
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10/10/2010 10:17pm
Factory riders don't just ride for themselves anymore. They are in a sense the face of the company in regards to motocross and acting like an idiot will get them fired. One of the big reasons that J-Law almost disappeared from the moto scene is because not many companies wants to be associated with that kind of image, and if you can't get the rides, getting the results becomes even harder.
I certainly know what you mean though. Some of the comments I read about certain riders just blow my mind, but a majority of the fans are good people. It's just unfortunate that ignorant people are too dumb to realize how trashy it makes themselves look when they say some of the things they say, so they seem to be much more vocal about it. At the professional level though, you gotta ride for your fans. Let the good people have an impact on you. No reason to let a bunch of haters have so much of an effect on your life that they change your attitude and the way you act.
10/10/2010 10:28pm
Ddavis wrote:
Imagine if I was a top 10 AMA pro right now.. Would everyone love me? or hate me more than they do because i'd be shutting...
Imagine if I was a top 10 AMA pro right now.. Would everyone love me? or hate me more than they do because i'd be shutting up the haters? lol
mxtryon231 wrote:
If you were pro you wouldn't be on here starting a thread every 5 minutes.
Hahahahaha Smile

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