"ARMS ARE HARD AS MORNING WOOD RIGHT NOW"

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Cooper Webb never disappoints with a mic! Remember this from last year? I LOL'ed for realz. 

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theraptur712 3/29/2025 6:55am
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LOL downvotes. What pussies 😁

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sandman768 3/29/2025 7:03am
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Webb has a creepy/ doushy vibe….this statement did not help his cause …. Its national Tv, don’t need to hear about another guys wood….fireballs right into the dungeon….

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TeamGreen 3/29/2025 7:36am
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Come on! That shit is funny. 😂👍🏼💪🏼💰

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theraptur712 3/29/2025 7:40am
3/29/2025 7:40am

Well thank goodness he's not another "my tires hooked up and my sponsors rock and blah blah blah....." robot.

 

Vitards bitch about anything. Be a robot, whine about being a robot. Don't be a robot, vitards whine about not being a robot....

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theraptur712 3/29/2025 7:42am
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TeamGreen wrote:

Come on! That shit is funny. 😂👍🏼💪🏼💰

Exactly. I hope he says some funny shit again.

 

And I hope Deagan wears some badass prison orange gear tonight.

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Splat03 3/29/2025 8:32am
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theraptur712 wrote:

Exactly. I hope he says some funny shit again.

 

And I hope Deagan wears some badass prison orange gear tonight.

That would be funny. Numbers done in prison font…

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Stewyeww 3/29/2025 8:51am
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sandman768 wrote:
Webb has a creepy/ doushy vibe….this statement did not help his cause …. Its national Tv, don’t need to hear about another guys wood….fireballs right into...

Webb has a creepy/ doushy vibe….this statement did not help his cause …. Its national Tv, don’t need to hear about another guys wood….fireballs right into the dungeon….

C'mon man the most exciting thing chase has done this season is turn his hat backwards

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theraptur712 3/29/2025 8:55am
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Backwards cap, so edgy. Don't get me wrong I think Sexton is an amazing rider.

I love peeps like Webb and Deagan that don't conform. Way too much lemming behavior these days....

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Joey Bridges 3/29/2025 9:03am
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TeamGreen wrote:

Come on! That shit is funny. 😂👍🏼💪🏼💰

Not near as funny as if, when Deegan wins tonight, he darts out to the middle of the start straight and spins a few donuts.

 

Heads would explode. 

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TeamGreen wrote:

Come on! That shit is funny. 😂👍🏼💪🏼💰

Yeah, it is…but on national TV where not everybody is cool with sophomoric humor, probably not a great look if you’re a professional athlete. Webb should read the room better!

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Sandberm656 3/29/2025 9:11am
3/29/2025 9:11am

Not sure what unit of measure y'all are using but my coot coot will have more moisture and deeper ruts then this Seattle track tonight.

 

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Fox88 3/29/2025 9:43am
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"Sometimes you need to jacket off"

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theraptur712 3/29/2025 9:56am
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Sandberm656 wrote:
Not sure what unit of measure y'all are using but my coot coot will have more moisture and deeper ruts then this Seattle track tonight.[img]https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.zenfs.com%2Fen%2Fthewrap.com%2F78b9365fe9be96366e7adb36b21b14d9&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=8a7734d2bc500226b211ec984b0133519f51dccba9577c8fda425346771982ed&ipo=images[/img] 

Not sure what unit of measure y'all are using but my coot coot will have more moisture and deeper ruts then this Seattle track tonight.

 

Ahhahhahha....that's gold.

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theraptur712 3/29/2025 9:57am
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Joey Bridges wrote:
Not near as funny as if, when Deegan wins tonight, he darts out to the middle of the start straight and spins a few donuts. Heads would...

Not near as funny as if, when Deegan wins tonight, he darts out to the middle of the start straight and spins a few donuts.

 

Heads would explode. 

I would bow to the tv gods if he did that shit.

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burn1986 3/29/2025 10:01am
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theraptur712 wrote:

Cooper Webb never disappoints with a mic! Remember this from last year? I LOL'ed for realz. 

That’s what happens when you ride on the edge to win.

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olds cool 3/29/2025 10:07am
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TeamGreen wrote:

Come on! That shit is funny. 😂👍🏼💪🏼💰

theraptur712 wrote:

Exactly. I hope he says some funny shit again.

 

And I hope Deagan wears some badass prison orange gear tonight.

…with an “OUTLAW” butt patch. 😎

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bodycast 3/29/2025 11:22am
3/29/2025 11:22am

Keep this fun and loose.  Don't follow Nascar IMO.

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inthebadboycorner 3/29/2025 12:22pm
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theraptur712 wrote:

Exactly. I hope he says some funny shit again.

 

And I hope Deagan wears some badass prison orange gear tonight.

Splat03 wrote:

That would be funny. Numbers done in prison font…

If Deegan wore almost plain Orange gear tonight, that would be amusing.

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theraptur712 3/29/2025 2:00pm
3/29/2025 2:00pm

Love it! Not orange but he went all in and played it up in the black and white prison stripes!!!!!

 

I'm happy he went all in on it!

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Splat03 3/29/2025 3:21pm
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OMG!!!! 

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