What are some of your favorite quotes from the booth or podium?

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I was just telling my wife that " I want to thank my dog" and "I don't want to say it was easy, but it was easy!" and I have never had an "eletronical failure".   I love these and quote them regularly.  Who can tell me who said these?  Share some others!

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12/6/2024 6:28am

2 words:

Larry Huffman

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12/6/2024 6:32am Edited Date/Time 12/6/2024 6:32am

Ricky Carmichael had a beauty about 10 years ago when he was in the booth and still running RCH racing..."If he goes any slower, he's gonna tip over. "

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12/6/2024 6:32am

"Tuck the front end Son."

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"THE THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER, CHAD REED!"    -Todd Harris

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12/6/2024 6:46am

I woulda won the f in Moto but that twat…


Herlings quote before the camera stopped 

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12/6/2024 6:46am
olds cool wrote:

2 words:

Larry Huffman

Thanks for that.  Just checked some old threads with his quotes.  Wow just wow. I needed a good laugh.  Just retired and I'm sooo bored.  Keep em coming.

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12/6/2024 6:51am

I loved the Huffmanisms . 

Went by him like a snake oil salesman in the night

Smoother than a mayonnaise sandwich 

On him like Russian radiation 

Tougher than a $2 steak 

Lol

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12/6/2024 7:22am

I don't remember the year but it was at Pontiac SX.  They used to go down the line and the racers would say their name and where they were from. Announcer gets to Jeff Glass, My name is Jeff Glass and I'm here to kick some ass.

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12/6/2024 8:56am

Sam Posey & Jackie Stewart Wide World of Sports USGP CARLSBAD    ( The dirt is a Dolby like surface )

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12/6/2024 9:00am Edited Date/Time 12/6/2024 9:05am

Webb: "Arms as hard as morning wood right now", was probably the best thing I've ever heard during a podium speech.
 

Stewart to Sexton: "Tuck the front end, son" was also pretty funny.


Herlings 2017 Ironman on the press conference when someone told him that the AMA riders complain about one lined tracks: "Then they should not come race the world championship".

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Kickstart Kenny !!!

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12/6/2024 9:13am

"Uhh yeah."  Almost every rider interviewed. 

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12/6/2024 9:14am

"Yeah, No."

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"yeah, No, for sure,,,,,!"

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12/6/2024 9:25am

I had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Huffman. He was a very nice man.

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ATKpilot99 wrote:
I loved the Huffmanisms . Went by him like a snake oil salesman in the nightSmoother than a mayonnaise sandwich On him like Russian radiation Tougher than a $2...

I loved the Huffmanisms . 

Went by him like a snake oil salesman in the night

Smoother than a mayonnaise sandwich 

On him like Russian radiation 

Tougher than a $2 steak 

Lol

"All over him like a cheap suit."

"His head spun around like the little girl in The Exorcist after that pass!"

"20 laps in the mud, the blood, and the beer."

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12/6/2024 9:47am

"Fuckus" X 7+ times on the start gate at Millville by MM25. I swear whoever was interviewing him was asking questions that had the most obvious answer of "focus" and leaned into it once she heard how Marv pronounced it. 

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Inside outside. 

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Super pumped ! From Ryan Dungey

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12/6/2024 10:47am

"It was all good, until it wasn't"

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12/6/2024 10:48am

"The Best in The Bizzness." ?

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12/6/2024 10:59am Edited Date/Time 12/6/2024 11:00am

“I’m not sure, it was some guy with a zip code on his number plate”…Yogi regarding a lapper getting in his way 😂

“He was rolling up the windows”…Emig regarding Reed’s arms on the infamous Chadapault

“If you can’t win, wreck someone who can”…RC

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12/6/2024 10:59am Edited Date/Time 12/6/2024 11:00am

“Get out the Vaseline I’m coming through, baby!” 

Art

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12/6/2024 11:05am
HonDawg17 wrote:

"THE THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER, CHAD REED!"    -Todd Harris

Todd Harris was so bad, but I had to laugh at "Chad Reed; Australian for WINNING!"

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