Alessi News stretching the truth?

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Edited Date/Time 1/27/2012 1:11pm
Posted on Twitter by RideMX951

"Need 2 set the Alessi Newsletter straight. Alessi didn't lose 2 Metty @ REM cuz he crashed. Mikey crashed 2 laps after Metty passed him"
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mxrudi 4/26/2010 1:17pm
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ouch wtf is happening to alessi then? Still in form of pre season Europe races?
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Masonry 4/26/2010 1:26pm
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I noticed that when I read the report on MXA and then read the Alessi Weekly. Losing to Brett Metcalfe who was on his first week of 450 outdoor testing at Glen Helen doesn't look very promising for Mike.
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spd721 4/26/2010 2:25pm
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Alessi Newsletter= FAIL!

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holeshot100 4/26/2010 2:34pm
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Subj: ALESSI WEEKLY //////////////////// GLEN HELEN REM 4/24/10

LATEST

With less then a month until the ama out door national motocross championships commence more professional racers were in attendance today at rem /glen helen racing . those ranked national riders included former world champion tyla ratrey ,tommy searle ,and brett metcalf .Both 250/450 pros line up an take off on the same gate which allows for some very good racing .Mike won the opening moto from start to finish with just under a 10 second lead . The second moto didn't go as well for mike who lead until the 21 minute mark, but a problem slowed his pace and also caused a small crash (with 2 laps to go) which gave metcalf the win in moto 2.

COMP

metcalf ,ratrey,searle

MEDLEY

we are concerned about a 30 day grand prix rule where riders are not aloud to ride a grand prix track 30 days before a race . rem racing is on another track in side the glen helen facilty ...we are not sure if we can get in trouble for this .


FIRST MOTO WINNER : Mike #800 lead the first moto from start to finish ending the moto with just under a ten second lead .

STARTS : mikes starts seem to be good on the #800 ktm
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ratonmacias 4/26/2010 2:50pm
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the alessis must have a big titted and super hot secretary otherwise she would be gone. man ratrey? metcalf? aloud instead of allowed, in side instead of inside, and the best of all Mike with a capital which isnt a proper noun and ratrey and metcalfe without. goddammit i learnt english as a 6th grader and as a second language and i can write way better than that.

hopefully you save some coin from racing because you home schooled motocrossers wont have many career choices after racing.
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mjskier 4/26/2010 4:09pm
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I think it is just bad wording. I read it as

...a problem slowed his pace which gave metcalf the win in moto 2. Oh and by the way, that same problem caused him to crash
mung and drool 4/26/2010 4:10pm
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Your big mistake is reading the Alessi weekly for the information. The rest of us just check it out for the humor value.
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ratonmacias 4/26/2010 4:14pm
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mung and drool wrote:
Your big mistake is reading the Alessi weekly for the information. The rest of us just check it out for the humor value.
as a fun outlet its hilarious i can imagine a hot blonde dressed as a nurse on sitting on tony`s lap typing with one finger the alessi weekly for 8 hours straight.
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Trent179 4/26/2010 4:17pm
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I hope Alessi gets smoked this summer! I can't stand the entire family. The last episode of The Moto left me wanting to kick Tony's ass! What a jerk.
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ratonmacias wrote:
the alessis must have a big titted and super hot secretary otherwise she would be gone. man ratrey? metcalf? aloud instead of allowed, in side instead...
the alessis must have a big titted and super hot secretary otherwise she would be gone. man ratrey? metcalf? aloud instead of allowed, in side instead of inside, and the best of all Mike with a capital which isnt a proper noun and ratrey and metcalfe without. goddammit i learnt english as a 6th grader and as a second language and i can write way better than that.

hopefully you save some coin from racing because you home schooled motocrossers wont have many career choices after racing.
lol
mung and drool 4/26/2010 4:40pm
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mung and drool wrote:
Your big mistake is reading the Alessi weekly for the information. The rest of us just check it out for the humor value.
ratonmacias wrote:
as a fun outlet its hilarious i can imagine a hot blonde dressed as a nurse on sitting on tony`s lap typing with one finger the...
as a fun outlet its hilarious i can imagine a hot blonde dressed as a nurse on sitting on tony`s lap typing with one finger the alessi weekly for 8 hours straight.
Are you kidding? I don't think he'd tolerate a whole eight hours of that. I'd think that he'd want it down to a half-hour or less.
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Crush 4/26/2010 5:18pm
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I've always wondered with that thing, wtf does medley mean?!?!
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Crush 4/26/2010 5:47pm
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And is it Mikey going slow or Brett Hauling... The MXA report kinda sounded like Metty was catching from a poor start anyways, so that sounds about right!!!
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Stephon 4/26/2010 6:03pm
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I saw the race - moto 2; 30+2.

Metty did not get a poor start. Mike got the holeshot and Metcalfe was right there. Mike pulled some time on him, but Metcalfe reeled him in and passed him about 2/3 into the moto. They both looked fast, but it's hard to compare and I had never seen the REM track before.

I've got a few photos of the start I'll post when I get a chance.
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raddad 4/26/2010 6:09pm
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so metty was as fast or faster?
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Stephon 4/26/2010 6:19pm
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I think Metty caught and passed him straight up, but of course i couldn't see the entire track all the time. I saw the pass and nobody went down. Metty was able to pull away afterwards. Mike was limping before the moto and I don't know if that had anything to do with anything.

Mike seems like a good guy to me; cares about the fans and loves to race. Tony seemed friendly and dedicated to the task at hand. Danielle, same thing. She had the stop watch and the camera...another guy had a video camera.

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Bermshot 4/26/2010 6:57pm
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REM races is just a warm-up and means nothing. Mike will win the championship and I can't wait to see he and his dad celebrating, finally.

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GuyB 4/26/2010 7:05pm
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How come when people say something is destiny, it's only when they expect good things to happen?
BattlezFMX 4/26/2010 7:57pm
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mung and drool wrote:
Your big mistake is reading the Alessi weekly for the information. The rest of us just check it out for the humor value.
ratonmacias wrote:
as a fun outlet its hilarious i can imagine a hot blonde dressed as a nurse on sitting on tony`s lap typing with one finger the...
as a fun outlet its hilarious i can imagine a hot blonde dressed as a nurse on sitting on tony`s lap typing with one finger the alessi weekly for 8 hours straight.
mung and drool wrote:
Are you kidding? I don't think he'd tolerate a whole eight hours of that. I'd think that he'd want it down to a half-hour or less.
30 min +2 to be exact
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the_wood109 4/26/2010 8:15pm
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That newsletter has always been the propaganda machine...
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ratonmacias 4/26/2010 8:26pm
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its fine to talk about you. Lorena Ochoa's dad used to get to all local newspapers pictures and articles about her and her results some 20 years ago or more. its a great way to show your sponsors you care. but please do it professionally with an article that is:

A) full of facts
Cool properly written and spelled

I dont any of those ever at the alessi newsletter.
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nobhead 4/26/2010 8:37pm
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Bermshot wrote:
REM races is just a warm-up and means nothing. Mike will win the championship and I can't wait to see he and his dad celebrating, finally.

Oh my. That is a gem. My cheeks hurt from laughing. I need some oxygen.Tongue
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ratonmacias 4/26/2010 8:46pm
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and if mikey doesnt win any title for them hopefully he has another 6 or 7 seasons of drama and lack of results
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ratonmacias wrote:
the alessis must have a big titted and super hot secretary otherwise she would be gone. man ratrey? metcalf? aloud instead of allowed, in side instead...
the alessis must have a big titted and super hot secretary otherwise she would be gone. man ratrey? metcalf? aloud instead of allowed, in side instead of inside, and the best of all Mike with a capital which isnt a proper noun and ratrey and metcalfe without. goddammit i learnt english as a 6th grader and as a second language and i can write way better than that.

hopefully you save some coin from racing because you home schooled motocrossers wont have many career choices after racing.
TripleFive 4/26/2010 9:53pm
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I'm pull for Mikey, not the Alessi family.
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ratonmacias wrote:
the alessis must have a big titted and super hot secretary otherwise she would be gone. man ratrey? metcalf? aloud instead of allowed, in side instead...
the alessis must have a big titted and super hot secretary otherwise she would be gone. man ratrey? metcalf? aloud instead of allowed, in side instead of inside, and the best of all Mike with a capital which isnt a proper noun and ratrey and metcalfe without. goddammit i learnt english as a 6th grader and as a second language and i can write way better than that.

hopefully you save some coin from racing because you home schooled motocrossers wont have many career choices after racing.
Guys like you crack me up. You must not have nothing better to do but look for spelling mistakes on a news letter. You are the MAN!!!
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Crash82 4/27/2010 6:24am
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ratonmacias wrote:
its fine to talk about you. Lorena Ochoa's dad used to get to all local newspapers pictures and articles about her and her results some 20...
its fine to talk about you. Lorena Ochoa's dad used to get to all local newspapers pictures and articles about her and her results some 20 years ago or more. its a great way to show your sponsors you care. but please do it professionally with an article that is:

A) full of facts
Cool properly written and spelled

I dont any of those ever at the alessi newsletter.
I dont any of those ever at the alessi newsletter.



Learn to speak English before you come in here and dog the Alessi's...Tony is a good guy and Mike was owning the Nationals before he got hurt.
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robkinuk wrote:
Posted on Twitter by RideMX951 "Need 2 set the Alessi Newsletter straight. Alessi didn't lose 2 Metty @ REM cuz he crashed. Mikey crashed 2 laps...
Posted on Twitter by RideMX951

"Need 2 set the Alessi Newsletter straight. Alessi didn't lose 2 Metty @ REM cuz he crashed. Mikey crashed 2 laps after Metty passed him"
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holeshot100 wrote: Subj: ALESSI WEEKLY //////////////////// GLEN HELEN REM 4/24/10

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riders included former world champion tyla ratrey ,tommy searle ,and brett metcalf .Both 250/450 pros line up an take off on the same gate which allows for some very good racing .Mike won the opening moto from start to finish with just under a 10 second lead . The second moto didn't go as well for mike who lead until the 21 minute mark, but a problem slowed his pace and also caused a small crash (with 2 laps to go) which gave metcalf the win in moto 2.

THIS ALESSI NEWS SAYS HE LOST TO METTY ON A COUNT OF A PROBLEM ( sounds like mechanical ) which i am sure they could not put in print . never says he got beat cuz he crashed. says he crashed also cus of this problem ( mechanical)

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