Tell me you're a vet rider without telling me you're a vet rider.

Yamahas should be silver. 

Just spent 2 hours, on the tractor, prepping my backyard track this morning before work.........so i can do a 5 lap moto and be worn out this evening after work. 

Might be unpopular, but you don’t care about graphics. Miss the stock looking factory bikes. Less is more! 

You miss vet fest because of your kids softball..........

More Money than Brains

I lay my bars back Gaston style.

same here, and now that they are inlaid, they don't blow off on the first ride any more.

Ready for my 24 kx450

except there will be more carbon added

ill sell the bike with 10.4 hours

I need a blue pill to have fun in the bedroom.

The track at Terminal Island was called Cycle Haven. Cool and fun track. Never heard of it till a friend at the races told us about it so we had to try it out. Here is a pic from back then.

When you have to psyche yourself up to throw a leg over the bike... Physically not mentally.

Things don't bend like they used to and I swear seats and rear fenders are at an all time high 😂

Thinking you look like this......

When in reality you really look like this......

Right side shifter 

You change your mind from "It's OK to finance an MX bike" to "If you can't afford to pay cash for a bike and 100 acres to ride it on, you can't afford it."

I took a nap at the track once between practices on my expensive reclining chair.

Because Roger D did, that’s why.

Should I wear my kidney belt inside or outside of my jersey?

One gets a monthly supply of TRT and the other gets a monthly supply of insulin. 

Where's my Jofa?

Cramps in  my foot after putting on boot

you fall asleep during 450 moto 1 and 2 of the 2023 MX series 

I have a Vortex ECU and it's permanetly set to the "easy to ride" map with traction control "on". 

Uh, ya I resemble that remark.  Hell, I can't make it through the main events in SX without dozing off half the time - even on east coast time zone races.....Granted, its usually because I'm tired as hell from riding earlier in the day.  still......

My first MX kit, I should have had a Butt patch that said Fester

I think about the consequences of failure. 

For me, knowing I was officially was in the vet rider club was this year. Not only turning 30, but focusing more on the set up at the track lol. Buying a bike with true KYB a kit, the rocker chair and an ego fan is when I realized I have become an official member.

This hits hard