Define Motocross

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Lets say you met someone who knows nothing at all about MX or SX, and may even consider it a silly thing for kids to do. How do you explain to them the passion and unrelenting attraction to the sport we all ours, that daily desire and unwavering dedication to what we do with nearly every moment of our spare time and consumes a great deal of our energy and enthusiasm.

Here is what I came up with:
1) take a finely fit human being that has elevated their physicality to the highest level possible.
2) place them on vehicle that has been designed,engineered and refined to its highest level in many different aspects of performance.
3) have them navigate a course which by means of natural selection or man created obstacles is intended to be as challenging as possible to both appreciated skill level and human performance. Next, you line up as many as many as 40 of different examples of this and allow them to proceed forward while each participant attempts to do so faster than everyone else for an extended period of time. The winner gets to kiss a pretty girl when it's over.

Oh, what a show!
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It can’t be explained! Only experienced!
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It’s like riding a bull with no hands
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"a man convinced against his will is not a man convinced at all"

I'd invite them to come ride and experience it first hand. Any other approach would be doing all parties a disservice / waste of time
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1/5/2022 3:04pm Edited Date/Time 1/5/2022 3:05pm
I checked my dictionary. All it said was “Doug Henry”
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MX114 wrote:
I checked my dictionary. All it said was “Doug Henry”
And the thesaurus says “Roger DeCoster John Dowd Bob Hannah Stefan Everts Ricky Carmichael” Cool
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You will get all spectre of emotions, blood, sweat and gears, starting from 6:30 AM till 5:00 PM, from qualifying till last moto, from ''oh that's a beautiful morning indeed'', to ''why the f I am even here today'' and so on Smile But when all the dust settles you'll gonna drive home 120+ miles and your smile gonna be from cheek to cheek, because there's no such other feeling like that one.
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“Colorfully attired gentleman on over-powered garden-tillers toss dirt upon each other, then return to over-priced trucks to swill cheap booze whilst arguing about proper sticker placement”
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MX= Motocross
BMX= Bicycle Motocross
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And the thesaurus says “Roger DeCoster John Dowd Bob Hannah Stefan Everts Ricky Carmichael” Cool
Update your version if no Stew mention.
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DB505 wrote:
It can’t be explained! Only experienced!
Kinda like this answer. People I've talked to about riding just don't grasp the physical requirement to ride a bike competitively and words don't normally help explain it. I'll never forget the first day at 19 that I had my dirt bike and the feeling I had the morning after riding it for about 4 hours off and on. Absolutely felt I over exerted myself the next day. Had no clue that was coming. Every time I raced I had that same feeling the next morning.
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DB505 wrote:
It can’t be explained! Only experienced!
IWreckALot wrote:
Kinda like this answer. People I've talked to about riding just don't grasp the physical requirement to ride a bike competitively and words don't normally help...
Kinda like this answer. People I've talked to about riding just don't grasp the physical requirement to ride a bike competitively and words don't normally help explain it. I'll never forget the first day at 19 that I had my dirt bike and the feeling I had the morning after riding it for about 4 hours off and on. Absolutely felt I over exerted myself the next day. Had no clue that was coming. Every time I raced I had that same feeling the next morning.
I’ve done so many types of training triathlon endurance stuff, cross fit, weight lifting, mma and I’ve never had DOMs that compare to the full body DOMs you get from a weekend racing at a rough track.
So many people have made comments over the years when I’ve skipped training or just done a recovery session on a Monday after riding, I wish I could plonk them on a bike and let them know what it’s about. Unfortunately until you get ok at riding a bike you don’t really get the crazy fatigue.
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^^^ If I may, what is a DOM?
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FWYT wrote:
^^^ If I may, what is a DOM?
Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness DOMS. Basically the aches and pains you get after exercise
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1/6/2022 7:40am
Best sport in the world. But, as DB505 mentioned, you have to experience it.
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1/6/2022 7:51am
I just sit down and twist the throttle. Not much to it. Pretty easy.
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I don’t even bother, if someone can’t understand why motocross is bad ass they aren’t worth the breath
1/6/2022 12:03pm
It’s like playing video games but the controller is a skilled MMA fighter that switches between trying to dance with you and kick your ass without telling you when.

Really though, you can’t explain it. People throw around the dunning Krueger effect a lot on the internet, but it actually applies to moto. Someone who’s never done it cannot comprehend how difficult it actually is. Even within the sport, the typical amateur rider cannot comprehend how difficult it is to go the speed a pro rider does. I have a neighbor who was a pro points scoring rally car racer and used to own a lot of street bikes. He asked about my HR watch and why I have it and I told him I use it for motos, and that I try to stay around 180bpm for racing. He was dumbfounded that the work rate was that high. He knows racing and still didn’t quite get it.
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Lol, sort had this dicussion at lunch today with a street, guy, he never rode in the dirt and said he had complete freedom can go anywhere and do anything, i asked how many tickets he had, he replied too many to count. My relpy was...imagine you can ride as fast as you want, do damn near anything on a motorcycle you can think of, and have the courage to try....best of all you are not a target. I get MX is special, which i do ride, but just to be able to ride anywhere in the dirt is awesome.
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Motocross

: noun

A sport often partaken in by individuals with an evolutionarily unfavorable genitalia to intellect ratio, during which participants attempt to negotiate pre-determined courses vastly beyond their skill level on machines much more advanced than their level of natural aptitude would ever allow them to use effectively.

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Nairb#70
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JM485 wrote:
Motocross : noun A sport often partaken in by individuals with an evolutionarily unfavorable genitalia to intellect ratio, during which participants attempt to negotiate pre-determined courses...
Motocross

: noun

A sport often partaken in by individuals with an evolutionarily unfavorable genitalia to intellect ratio, during which participants attempt to negotiate pre-determined courses vastly beyond their skill level on machines much more advanced than their level of natural aptitude would ever allow them to use effectively.

That reminds me of Team Oversized Genitalia, something my friend Bob Jurzak (RIP) and I established in the early 90's. Good memoriies!!
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Nairb#70
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FWYT wrote:
^^^ If I may, what is a DOM?
luke11 wrote:
Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness DOMS. Basically the aches and pains you get after exercise
I've got a mean case of DOM right now, just returned to the gym after 25 yrs. away. Feels great!
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It's the most intense, physically demanding, focused, exhilarating, man vs machine, precise, all out adrenaline producing, bad ass, extreme sport on the planet, period. There's nothing even close!
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Berm Busting. Trust the Berm……no braking required…..😀
1/6/2022 4:26pm Edited Date/Time 1/7/2022 5:05am
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