Amazon Vans

McG194
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Edited Date/Time 4/1/2021 6:04pm
I work fairly close to an Amazon distribution center and I swear these vans are everywhere. They have multiple brands, I was just at the gas station and there were about 20 in there for start of shift and they were all Transits but the MB dealer locally just doubled their service department size to handle Amazon Sprinters.

How long until you can't swing a dead cat at a motocross track without hitting a gray van?
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4/1/2021 8:37am
They’re going electric too, so you won’t even hear them coming.
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McG194 wrote:
I work fairly close to an Amazon distribution center and I swear these vans are everywhere. They have multiple brands, I was just at the gas...
I work fairly close to an Amazon distribution center and I swear these vans are everywhere. They have multiple brands, I was just at the gas station and there were about 20 in there for start of shift and they were all Transits but the MB dealer locally just doubled their service department size to handle Amazon Sprinters.

How long until you can't swing a dead cat at a motocross track without hitting a gray van?
I don't know, but I'm interested if they offload them for cheap.
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McG194
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Falcon wrote:
I don't know, but I'm interested if they offload them for cheap.
That is obviously the expectation.
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EastFlorida
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4/1/2021 8:59am
McG194 wrote:
I work fairly close to an Amazon distribution center and I swear these vans are everywhere. They have multiple brands, I was just at the gas...
I work fairly close to an Amazon distribution center and I swear these vans are everywhere. They have multiple brands, I was just at the gas station and there were about 20 in there for start of shift and they were all Transits but the MB dealer locally just doubled their service department size to handle Amazon Sprinters.

How long until you can't swing a dead cat at a motocross track without hitting a gray van?
Really, are you so bored this is your topic for the day! LOL

For all the haters, before you reply - Mike and I are buds... Just bustin' on him...
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McG194
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Really, are you so bored this is your topic for the day! LOL For all the haters, before you reply - Mike and I are buds...
Really, are you so bored this is your topic for the day! LOL

For all the haters, before you reply - Mike and I are buds... Just bustin' on him...
It's a damn good topic, lol

I'm so ready for a moto van. If the rain holds off I want to ride Pax after work but I'll have to go home to grab my bike. If I had one of those sweeet vans it would always be with me.
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4/1/2021 9:09am Edited Date/Time 4/1/2021 9:11am
We have a small forklift in our shop with a 33 lb tank. Last week I went to get the tank refilled and found out it needed to be re-certified (done every 12 years) so the guy wasn't allowed to fill it. I could have probably tried a couple other places and lucked out at one with a kid who was willing to overlook it and fill it, but we try to do things by the book where I work... So no problem, I'll get it re certified and taken care of.

Call Amerigas and they say they aren't doing walk in appointments because of Covid. Alright no big deal, I'll find someone else. Call around everywhere. Nobody will do it, they all recommend each other basically putting me in a loop of calling every propane supplier in the area only to find out they don't do propane tank recertification.

I decide I'll figure out this recertification process later, and for now I'll just get a new tank since we could use an extra anyway. I look around locally first. No propane shops sell a 33 lb forklift tank, just the regular size and 40/30 lb single valve tanks. I check craigslist and there are a couple ads but they are closer towards LA, not looking to drive 2 hours for a single tank. I see one on OfferUp, reply to it and never get a text/email back from the guy. Home Depot has them on their site but doesn't have them in stock, would take about a week to order and get it in store.

Figure what the hell I'll try amazon... lo and behold, they have the exact 33 lb forklift propane tank I was looking for that I can get shipped to my door tomorrow afternoon, and it was cheaper than the new one at Home Depot AND the used one I found on craigslist.

Honestly, I hate that it worked out like that but I went ahead and ordered it.

Convenience is king and I try to support local businesses when I can, I tried everything I could to avoid Amazon, but the price + one day shipping just couldn't be beat.

Amazon truly is something else... I saw one of their massive distribution centers in Chicago where their sprinter vans all line up in the morning and it is truly a sight to behold.
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4/1/2021 9:35am
Amazon class 8 truck rates are terrible, I can’t imagine how bad the sprinter pay is. I doubt they make enough to get the oil changed. Vehicles to never buy list, a white Pu in Texas, the oil field beats the life out of them. A 1 ton dually that pulled campers for a living, totally wore out. And a Amazon van.
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4/1/2021 9:40am Edited Date/Time 4/1/2021 9:41am
Are we talking about Vans or Amazon?? I think its Vans.
I'm working on getting the absolute longest Mercedes Sprinter (170 EXT), in order to downsize from my current truck + camper setup. I figure I can fit bikes way back there in the rear, and still have enough room for decent camper conversion area forward of the bikes,(and above). If you get some swivel mounts for the front seats, your living area is even bigger still.
Lots of former Delivery vehicles for sale in the NYC NJ area. Trying to stay away from those that had a hard life.
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gt80rider
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4/1/2021 9:40am
off weeks are freak'n brutal........ wooowwzzaaa
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Ryan625
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4/1/2021 9:40am
F*ck Amazon and everything about them.
I’m mostly the same. I browse the Amazon site to find what I need so I can order it locally based on part numbers. It’s seriously the best site ever for cross referencing 😂
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4/1/2021 10:55am Edited Date/Time 4/1/2021 10:58am
I was a FedEx driver for several years and although they serviced vans regularly they wore them out. I mean they got all that vehicle was gonna give before they took them out of service. Not sure if that's industry standard practice but buyer beware.
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4/1/2021 10:57am
Off weeks are for non-moto
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McG194
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dcg141 wrote:
I was a FedEx driver for several years and although they serviced vans regularly they wore them out. I mean they got all that vehicle was...
I was a FedEx driver for several years and although they serviced vans regularly they wore them out. I mean they got all that vehicle was gonna give before they took them out of service. Not sure if that's industry standard practice but buyer beware.
Of course they are going to get the dog snot beat out of them, that's why they will be all over moto tracks.
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4/1/2021 11:25am
my question is can you order a used Amazon Van from Amazon?
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SCAM124
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4/1/2021 11:26am
I'm more interested in this practice of swinging around dead cats. Where do I sign up for that?
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4/1/2021 12:40pm
A couple hundred thousand miles of all city driving, No thanks.
In a few years when all the people that bought vans for camping and rarely went camping will have them for sale cheap just to get it out of the driveway and dump the payment, That will be your opportunity for a good deal.
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F*ck Amazon and everything about them.
*as an Amazon truck pulls out of your driveway...
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4/1/2021 2:14pm
SCAM124 wrote:
I'm more interested in this practice of swinging around dead cats. Where do I sign up for that?
Where the heck have you been? Everyone measures distance with the dead cat method. Of course, swinging a live cat will render an equally exacting measurement but tends to be a noisy somewhat unpleasant procedure....the upside being ...one will be left with a dead cat for future measuring needs. Now you know...you're welcome.
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4/1/2021 3:58pm
F*ck Amazon and everything about them.
Brad460 wrote:
*as an Amazon truck pulls out of your driveway...
I agree with both of you, dammit
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McG194
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4/1/2021 5:08pm
SCAM124 wrote:
I'm more interested in this practice of swinging around dead cats. Where do I sign up for that?
You know what they say, "The only good cat is a dead cat you can swing at an Amazon van."


And by they I mean me.


And this is just a joke, I don't hate cats anymore than the normal required amount of hate.
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McG194 wrote:
You know what they say, "The only good cat is a dead cat you can swing at an Amazon van." And by they I mean me...
You know what they say, "The only good cat is a dead cat you can swing at an Amazon van."


And by they I mean me.


And this is just a joke, I don't hate cats anymore than the normal required amount of hate.
Did we just become best friends?
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4/1/2021 6:04pm
The ones near my neighborhood have this really awesome Sqwawwwwwking sound as they reverse. Lovely in the mornings!
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Mama say,"Amazon is THE DEVIL!"
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