April Fools.... I hope

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transworld put this up on instagram and said they are branching out i think its pretty funny
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Th3Swami 4/1/2013 11:07am
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Shane Hitt should be on the cover of every issue...
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that magazine was out about 3 or so years ago and they did it for a couple of years and then quit publishing it, so if its a go again it wont be the first time
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IWreckALot 4/1/2013 11:27am
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Quadcross sounds like a lot of people with no limbs racing. . .
Thomas Jefferson 4/1/2013 11:36am
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IWreckALot wrote:
Quadcross sounds like a lot of people with no limbs racing. . .
I know a guy who races a KX500 with one leg....

He has semen in his facial hair.

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IWreckALot wrote:
Quadcross sounds like a lot of people with no limbs racing. . .
Thomas Jefferson wrote:
I know a guy who races a KX500 with one leg....

He has semen in his facial hair.
Does he post here?
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IWreckALot wrote:
Quadcross sounds like a lot of people with no limbs racing. . .
Thomas Jefferson wrote:
I know a guy who races a KX500 with one leg....

He has semen in his facial hair.
one legged dood w some sperm on his beard...gott be BobbyM
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dak446 4/1/2013 11:59am
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"How-To Do Powerslides"....intriguing.
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dak446 wrote:
"How-To Do Powerslides"....intriguing.
I wonder if they cover how to not spill your beer while racing thru the pits?
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IWreckALot wrote:
Quadcross sounds like a lot of people with no limbs racing. . .
Bwahahahha,,FKN Funny
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bartoner 4/1/2013 12:53pm
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dak446 wrote:
"How-To Do Powerslides"....intriguing.
I wonder if they will have a "How to Do donuts and kick up dust near campsites" article...seems like alot of quad riders i see are into that kinda thing..
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ridge 4/1/2013 1:11pm
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Next months issue will have a special editorial (by Todd The Quad God) on how to balance.
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AS64 4/1/2013 1:28pm
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Special article next month called "How to actually clear the jumps on a motocross track".
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How to wreck dirt bike lines in one easy step.
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dak446 wrote:
"How-To Do Powerslides"....intriguing.
bartoner wrote:
I wonder if they will have a "How to Do donuts and kick up dust near campsites" article...seems like alot of quad riders i see are...
I wonder if they will have a "How to Do donuts and kick up dust near campsites" article...seems like alot of quad riders i see are into that kinda thing..
I've often wondered why those fucktards feel the urge to constantly do donuts.
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yamadogyz 4/1/2013 3:55pm
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They don't have posters because none of the reader like women.
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Of course it's not real why else would they post it today?
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look out below wrote:
How to wreck dirt bike lines in one easy step.
Haha, I took this picture last summer.

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Next month: How To Install a Thumb Throttle on a Real Dirt Bike

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dak446 4/1/2013 9:36pm
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yamadogyz wrote:
They don't have posters because none of the reader like women.
Ouch. That's just downright mean.
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AS64 wrote:
Special article next month called "How to actually clear the jumps on a motocross track".
I think I've got that one down, maybe next Issue will have "How to break it to Dirtbikers that your lap times are faster"


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ARK TOKEN 4/2/2013 8:21am
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AS64 wrote:
Special article next month called "How to actually clear the jumps on a motocross track".
bh84 wrote:
I think I've got that one down, maybe next Issue will have "How to break it to Dirtbikers that your lap times are faster" [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2013/04/02/320387_264367980330555_75432277_n_564668.jpg[/img]
I think I've got that one down, maybe next Issue will have "How to break it to Dirtbikers that your lap times are faster"


years back when windham won the final moto at glen helen ...the following day on the exact same track john natalie was throwing 2-3 seconds a lap faster than windhams. i would say the speeds on quads has def gotten up there
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bh84 wrote:
I think I've got that one down, maybe next Issue will have "How to break it to Dirtbikers that your lap times are faster" [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2013/04/02/320387_264367980330555_75432277_n_564668.jpg[/img]
I think I've got that one down, maybe next Issue will have "How to break it to Dirtbikers that your lap times are faster"


Nice pic! Have any GoPro footage?
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Not of Unadilla, but I have Gopher Dunes, Madoc, and Montreal SX
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JeepnMike 4/2/2013 8:51am
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bh84 wrote:
I think I've got that one down, maybe next Issue will have "How to break it to Dirtbikers that your lap times are faster" [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2013/04/02/320387_264367980330555_75432277_n_564668.jpg[/img]
I think I've got that one down, maybe next Issue will have "How to break it to Dirtbikers that your lap times are faster"


Gotta love bh84.... LOL. He is like the board member everyone can't help but laugh at the replies and would love to buy him a beer any day.. You put up with a lot of crap here. heh!
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jeffro503 4/2/2013 8:52am
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AS64 wrote:
Special article next month called "How to actually clear the jumps on a motocross track".
bh84 wrote:
I think I've got that one down, maybe next Issue will have "How to break it to Dirtbikers that your lap times are faster" [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2013/04/02/320387_264367980330555_75432277_n_564668.jpg[/img]
I think I've got that one down, maybe next Issue will have "How to break it to Dirtbikers that your lap times are faster"


ARK TOKEN wrote:
years back when windham won the final moto at glen helen ...the following day on the exact same track john natalie was throwing 2-3 seconds a...
years back when windham won the final moto at glen helen ...the following day on the exact same track john natalie was throwing 2-3 seconds a lap faster than windhams. i would say the speeds on quads has def gotten up there
Oh god......maybe same layout.....but the track doesn't form the same way.....bro.

Have a bunch of bikes go out and tear it up "MX style"........then throw a quad guy out there and see how he handles the rough stuff the bikes have created. In order for a quad to even come close to a bike.....the track has to be damn near a highway.

Take tracks like Washougal , Glen Helen , Budds Creek and so forth.......and put a quad out on one of those tracks after a bunch of MX pro riders get done with it/ Their laps times wouldn't even be in the same universe.

In fact......( and this goes out to anyone ).....please post a video of a "rough track" ( rough for bikes too! )........and watch how fast the quad guys go. Every video and what I have witnessed first hand is......the tracks look like pavement compared to what were used to. OF COURSE the quads will be fast on something like that. Get them on some real MX ground and see what happens.
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jeffro503 4/2/2013 8:53am
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bh84 wrote:
I think I've got that one down, maybe next Issue will have "How to break it to Dirtbikers that your lap times are faster" [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2013/04/02/320387_264367980330555_75432277_n_564668.jpg[/img]
I think I've got that one down, maybe next Issue will have "How to break it to Dirtbikers that your lap times are faster"


JeepnMike wrote:
Gotta love bh84.... LOL. He is like the board member everyone can't help but laugh at the replies and would love to buy him a beer...
Gotta love bh84.... LOL. He is like the board member everyone can't help but laugh at the replies and would love to buy him a beer any day.. You put up with a lot of crap here. heh!
I agree Mike. bh84 does seem cool.......as he hangs in the MX forums. And he does look like he knows how to ride one very well.
Lawrence929 4/2/2013 9:11am
4/2/2013 9:11am
The thing with quads that always got me...

1. You used to have to spend about $15,000+ to get it to a "race bike" level, to get it around an mx track as well as a $1500 used dirt bike.

2. You can't lean it into corners, up faces, or my personal favorite, 40 feet up in the air. If you can't lay your machine at unimaginable angles into a loamy rut, what the fuck are you doing out there man?

3. More weight. Bad on most women and things you would want to jump or ride. Where did common sense go?

4. Easier to begin on. This invites every pussy in the world to the track. No balance needed to get going. Zero commitment. I've taught 90 pound girlfriends to balance on a bike, but no way Jose for quadsters. Also, an electric start. Which is only cool on a KTM, because of it's number of wheels, a proper Dos.
Lawrence929 4/2/2013 9:20am
4/2/2013 9:20am
bh84 wrote:
I think I've got that one down, maybe next Issue will have "How to break it to Dirtbikers that your lap times are faster" [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2013/04/02/320387_264367980330555_75432277_n_564668.jpg[/img]
I think I've got that one down, maybe next Issue will have "How to break it to Dirtbikers that your lap times are faster"


All that said, it takes skills, mastery of fear, etc. to do that. Not hating on that my friend. Wink
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Taylor156 4/2/2013 9:51am
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Howard Stern got me I wasn't happy and I see TWMX tried the same thing
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Couches on wheels....

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