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35smom 4/4/2011 4:59pm
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robkinuk wrote:
I was 14 at Kendal Grammar school and this French language teacher Fred Atkinson took a real dislike to me and my friend Martin Maher. He...
I was 14 at Kendal Grammar school and this French language teacher Fred Atkinson took a real dislike to me and my friend Martin Maher. He used to pick on us, throw wooden blackboard erasers at us if not concentrating etc!
So one dinner hour we sneaked into his classroom, unscrewed the cover of a night storage heater and both pissed on the bricks insideWoohoo . Next day they had to shut down his classroom as the smell was soo bad Sick and we got to do sports for a double lesson!...........result!Smile
Outsider wrote:
That's awesome!
A kid in Joeys grade school came in early one day and poured buck lure on all the heaters...OMG it was awful!!
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chuck317 4/4/2011 5:09pm
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im 48, still do stupid shit.
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Sonny 4/4/2011 5:19pm
4/4/2011 5:19pm
OK, if you guys promise not to tell.
I banged some moto mom in an port-a-pottie, the night before our kids race, at Southwick. Like 12am when the kids were asleep and all you could hear was a mild hum of a thousand Massachusetts crickets. It was really uncomfortable when moto moms husband showed up the next morning and stood between us at the riders meeting.

One day I'll share the story with my son, but I'm too ashamed right now, and he's close with the kid.

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Outsider 4/4/2011 5:24pm
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Sonny wrote:
OK, if you guys promise not to tell. I banged some moto mom in an port-a-pottie, the night before our kids race, at Southwick. Like 12am...
OK, if you guys promise not to tell.
I banged some moto mom in an port-a-pottie, the night before our kids race, at Southwick. Like 12am when the kids were asleep and all you could hear was a mild hum of a thousand Massachusetts crickets. It was really uncomfortable when moto moms husband showed up the next morning and stood between us at the riders meeting.

One day I'll share the story with my son, but I'm too ashamed right now, and he's close with the kid.
Stupid shit... not bullshit.
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yamadogyz 4/4/2011 5:35pm
4/4/2011 5:35pm
You know that tag on your furniture, you know, do NOT pull under pentaly of law??? Tongue
UpTiTe 4/4/2011 5:36pm
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I took a bat away from some guys who were trying to start a fight with me and proceeded to swing for the fence and put two of them in the hosiptal. It ended with 18 months and a complete career path change, fire fighting was out of the question after that. That was the most regretfull moments of my life and started a downward spiral.
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eeazye 4/4/2011 5:50pm
4/4/2011 5:50pm
When I was sixteen, my buddy and I decided it would be a good idea to drag an ancient washing machine up to a set of train tracks near the house.

The train that hit it derailed.

Said "buddy" got a case of the consciense and spilled the beans.

Paid restitution to the company until I was 21 for the locomotive and rail repair.

This, unfortunately is not the worst thing I've done, but hands down the dumbest.
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zippy895 4/4/2011 6:50pm
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i almost got married and i continue to pay taxes
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YAKMX 4/5/2011 7:33am
4/5/2011 7:33am
Started a huge bonfire with a pile of hickory fence post, a can of Gas with 5 m80's taped to the side and a couple of bottle rockets to light it from a distance. DON'T ever try this. EVER! No one got hurt,but..............
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mx_579 4/5/2011 7:40am
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When I started riding I had a 79 XR75 and when I switched to a modern 2 stroke I got an 87 YZ80. The first time I went out to ride the YZ I tried to ride it like I did the XR and coast off a jump but unlike the XR, the YZ decelerated alot when I let off causing me to go over the bars. I really didnt know what happened so I got back on and did the same thing exactly going the other way, over the bars again. I figured out I had to stay on it after that. I think I was 11 at the time.
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slowvet 4/5/2011 8:12am
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Burned down a barn when I was 7, got caught busting windows out of new houses. My little legs would only carry me so fast. Stole a french bakery runner's step through 50 and trashed it when I was 14. Almost got caught pilfering plywood for a vert ramp. Had to jump out of a second story window and run into the woods and hide.There's more that I'm not proud of. Nothing major, just immature stupid shit.
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tns 4/5/2011 9:06am
4/5/2011 9:06am
just this weekend at the age of 42 hit the face of a jump with the engine spluttering,and yes it cleared half way up and sent me skywards.
when younger broke into local youth club, school, petrol station,verious peoples garages local shop and cars. took drugs had fights got drunk and went to night clubs from the age of 15.
We even left a pack of stolen cigarettes on the door step of the local police station after one raid on the local store but never would i use flashing lights thats just dumb
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yzvet426 4/5/2011 9:57am
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newmann wrote:
I bought A vintage bike. Went stupid after that.
Yeah you could have warned me about that before I got hooked.
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gsxrcr28 4/5/2011 12:07pm
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Arrested twice but I was under 18 both times. Many stupid things as a juvenile including putting lights on the dash to pull people over but at least I wasn't the driver, and others things I would rather leave out.

But I assume this is about when we were adults.
Used the streets as a Road Race coarse many times training for Road Racing.
Practiced many stunting maneuvers, stoppies, one hand wheelies, stand up wheelies etc... on street bikes many times



Thank god I have out grown most of them. Unsure
slowvet
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slowvet 4/5/2011 12:58pm
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gsxrcr28 wrote:
Arrested twice but I was under 18 both times. Many stupid things as a juvenile including putting lights on the dash to pull people over but...
Arrested twice but I was under 18 both times. Many stupid things as a juvenile including putting lights on the dash to pull people over but at least I wasn't the driver, and others things I would rather leave out.

But I assume this is about when we were adults.
Used the streets as a Road Race coarse many times training for Road Racing.
Practiced many stunting maneuvers, stoppies, one hand wheelies, stand up wheelies etc... on street bikes many times



Thank god I have out grown most of them. Unsure
I spent alot of time at night honeing my rr skills on interstate cloverleafs.
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gsxrcr28 4/5/2011 1:05pm
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gsxrcr28 wrote:
Arrested twice but I was under 18 both times. Many stupid things as a juvenile including putting lights on the dash to pull people over but...
Arrested twice but I was under 18 both times. Many stupid things as a juvenile including putting lights on the dash to pull people over but at least I wasn't the driver, and others things I would rather leave out.

But I assume this is about when we were adults.
Used the streets as a Road Race coarse many times training for Road Racing.
Practiced many stunting maneuvers, stoppies, one hand wheelies, stand up wheelies etc... on street bikes many times



Thank god I have out grown most of them. Unsure
slowvet wrote:
I spent alot of time at night honeing my rr skills on interstate cloverleafs.
Same here bud. Good times!

I think back at the level I was doing that at and I definitely wouldn't ride that hard now on the street.

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Pixie
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Pixie 5/11/2011 11:02am
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I didn't just get married.....I married Mutt.
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FreshTopEnd 5/11/2011 11:13am
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Hope you're well, Pixie!
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dkg 5/11/2011 11:20am
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Good posts .... how about being a slightly enebriated 17yr old .....Cops told me to go home. On the way home about 50 feet outside of town I pulled to the side of the road to see if Everclear would burn in the top of a beer can. .... Got a ticket for this one ....
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Pixie 5/11/2011 11:22am
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FreshTopEnd wrote:
Hope you're well, Pixie!
I am well, thank you! Good days, bad days....you know how life goes. Hope all is well with you too!
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Sondy132001 5/11/2011 11:30am
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When I see this post it instantly makes me think of the movie Dogma with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, the part where Matt Damon goes ballistic on the conference of people. Haven't seen it?? Rent it it's great...love Buddy Christ haha

Now taking that into consideration, we all have skeletons in our closest that we are not proud of, myself included and I am not talking when I was in my teens, I'm talking recent even now, so all of you people need to consider this, unless you are a saint, you have skeletons plain and simple, so don't judge !

S
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jndmx 5/11/2011 11:34am
5/11/2011 11:34am
I don't have skeletons in my closet.....whole damn graveyard is in there.....lol.
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Holigan 5/11/2011 11:54am
5/11/2011 11:54am
1. Started a race team

2. Gave up Samsung for Boo Koo
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Pdub 5/11/2011 11:56am
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Pixie wrote:
I didn't just get married.....I married Mutt.
LMAO!

Welcome back!
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Ddavis 5/11/2011 11:57am
5/11/2011 11:57am
Made an account on ronronmx. Silly
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Ddavis 5/11/2011 12:36pm
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I love the goonies! Hahahahaha perfect post!
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LoudLove 5/11/2011 12:53pm
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Look left...

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