What if…. Triumph…

Edited Date/Time 1/7/2022 12:54pm
What if it’s right in front of us, we just haven’t clocked it yet??

No photos.
No test bikes.
No witnesses.
People who Should be in the know seemingly don’t know anything..

So despite the big announcement, it seems like it doesnt exist… or does it?

Who knows what about STARK as a company?

Could STARK VARGE be the test name of the new Triumph??
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ML512
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1/3/2022 10:43am
What if it’s right in front of us, we just haven’t clocked it yet?? No photos. No test bikes. No witnesses. People who [i]Should[/i] be in...
What if it’s right in front of us, we just haven’t clocked it yet??

No photos.
No test bikes.
No witnesses.
People who Should be in the know seemingly don’t know anything..

So despite the big announcement, it seems like it doesnt exist… or does it?

Who knows what about STARK as a company?

Could STARK VARGE be the test name of the new Triumph??
No, the brands and product have no relation.
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FWYT
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1/3/2022 10:46am
Good conspiracy theory, though!

See:
Birds Are Not Real
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1/3/2022 10:49am
What if it’s right in front of us, we just haven’t clocked it yet?? No photos. No test bikes. No witnesses. People who [i]Should[/i] be in...
What if it’s right in front of us, we just haven’t clocked it yet??

No photos.
No test bikes.
No witnesses.
People who Should be in the know seemingly don’t know anything..

So despite the big announcement, it seems like it doesnt exist… or does it?

Who knows what about STARK as a company?

Could STARK VARGE be the test name of the new Triumph??
ML512 wrote:
No, the brands and product have no relation.
Which means you KNOW SOMETHING.

So come on, what do you know?

(If you say you know nothing, then you won’t know the brands are not connected)

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Which means you KNOW SOMETHING. So come on, what do you know? (If you say you know nothing, then you won’t know the brands are not...
Which means you KNOW SOMETHING.

So come on, what do you know?

(If you say you know nothing, then you won’t know the brands are not connected)

Pretty easy to Google and figure out who’s behind stark and triumph. Plus it would be the worst marketing move of all time.
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What if it’s right in front of us, we just haven’t clocked it yet?? No photos. No test bikes. No witnesses. People who [i]Should[/i] be in...
What if it’s right in front of us, we just haven’t clocked it yet??

No photos.
No test bikes.
No witnesses.
People who Should be in the know seemingly don’t know anything..

So despite the big announcement, it seems like it doesnt exist… or does it?

Who knows what about STARK as a company?

Could STARK VARGE be the test name of the new Triumph??
It's yellow now. But soon it won't be.
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1/3/2022 11:22am
soggy wrote:
Pretty easy to Google and figure out who’s behind stark and triumph. Plus it would be the worst marketing move of all time.
I can’t believe you actually said it’s pretty easy to Google search and find out who’s behind it..

Of course… isn’t that the point? Someone who’s trying to hide something will make it pretty easy to Google search and find false information..
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1/3/2022 11:25am Edited Date/Time 1/3/2022 11:26am
I can’t believe you actually said it’s pretty easy to Google search and find out who’s behind it.. Of course… isn’t that the point? Someone who’s...
I can’t believe you actually said it’s pretty easy to Google search and find out who’s behind it..

Of course… isn’t that the point? Someone who’s trying to hide something will make it pretty easy to Google search and find false information..
🤦🏼‍♂️ Your critical thinking skills are on par with a rock.
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1/3/2022 11:49am
What if it’s right in front of us, we just haven’t clocked it yet?? No photos. No test bikes. No witnesses. People who [i]Should[/i] be in...
What if it’s right in front of us, we just haven’t clocked it yet??

No photos.
No test bikes.
No witnesses.
People who Should be in the know seemingly don’t know anything..

So despite the big announcement, it seems like it doesnt exist… or does it?

Who knows what about STARK as a company?

Could STARK VARGE be the test name of the new Triumph??
Heggo wrote:
It's yellow now. But soon it won't be.
Wow, Ricky buying whole Suzuki moto division.
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1/3/2022 12:06pm
Come on man....

Everybody knows it's going to be another KTM with matte khaki green plastic!.... Woohoo

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1/3/2022 12:13pm
I’ve seen the bike, and it’s being tested extensively in the UK by a number of ex professional riders
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1/3/2022 12:19pm
In the first Triumph dirt bike post on vital, I called it just another Cannondale...

They've yet to do one thing to change my mind........

So far all they've done is drop the ball........ just like Cannondale...

we'll see... they were Supposed to be racing this year.... but if I don't see a triumph on the track by the end of the year.... I doubt we ever will......
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1/3/2022 12:37pm
Somebody Photoshop a pic of that dude from The Office doing his conspiracy theory poster board. Please!
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1/3/2022 12:44pm
I heard Triumph agents are torturing KTM Engineers in a dungeon under a pizza shop.
The resulting sweat is the secret ingredient in the Varge batteries.

You won’t find the mainstream media reporting that!!
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I can’t believe you actually said it’s pretty easy to Google search and find out who’s behind it.. Of course… isn’t that the point? Someone who’s...
I can’t believe you actually said it’s pretty easy to Google search and find out who’s behind it..

Of course… isn’t that the point? Someone who’s trying to hide something will make it pretty easy to Google search and find false information..
Can you explain coherently how this would even be accomplished?
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1/3/2022 12:58pm
MXBen711 wrote:
I’ve seen the bike, and it’s being tested extensively in the UK by a number of ex professional riders
Can you describe the bike?
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1/3/2022 1:00pm
What if it’s right in front of us, we just haven’t clocked it yet?? No photos. No test bikes. No witnesses. People who [i]Should[/i] be in...
What if it’s right in front of us, we just haven’t clocked it yet??

No photos.
No test bikes.
No witnesses.
People who Should be in the know seemingly don’t know anything..

So despite the big announcement, it seems like it doesnt exist… or does it?

Who knows what about STARK as a company?

Could STARK VARGE be the test name of the new Triumph??
Heggo wrote:
It's yellow now. But soon it won't be.
I would by a Triumph if it was a Suzuki with different plastics.
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1/3/2022 1:08pm
Falcon wrote:
Somebody Photoshop a pic of that dude from The Office doing his conspiracy theory poster board. Please!
As you wish,


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1/3/2022 1:13pm
I can’t believe you actually said it’s pretty easy to Google search and find out who’s behind it.. Of course… isn’t that the point? Someone who’s...
I can’t believe you actually said it’s pretty easy to Google search and find out who’s behind it..

Of course… isn’t that the point? Someone who’s trying to hide something will make it pretty easy to Google search and find false information..
soggy wrote:
🤦🏼‍♂️ Your critical thinking skills are on par with a rock.
This isn't the worst thought he has reduced to writing on Vital. Just let that sink in for a minute.
1/3/2022 1:15pm
Falcon wrote:
Somebody Photoshop a pic of that dude from The Office doing his conspiracy theory poster board. Please!
As you wish, [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2022/01/03/526304/s1200_3DB7C19B_77E9_445B_95E7_05564FF348DA.jpg[/img]
As you wish,


Well they did park a Triumph semi-truck up at Thunder Valley… that was only to throw us off the scent!

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1/3/2022 1:17pm
I can’t believe you actually said it’s pretty easy to Google search and find out who’s behind it.. Of course… isn’t that the point? Someone who’s...
I can’t believe you actually said it’s pretty easy to Google search and find out who’s behind it..

Of course… isn’t that the point? Someone who’s trying to hide something will make it pretty easy to Google search and find false information..
soggy wrote:
Can you explain coherently how this would even be accomplished?
Can you explain coherently exactly why this COULDN’T happen?

Don’t try and give us anymore of this “I Google searched it and found an e-mail address and it didnt contain the word ‘Triumph’” nonsense.
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1/3/2022 1:19pm
I can’t believe you actually said it’s pretty easy to Google search and find out who’s behind it.. Of course… isn’t that the point? Someone who’s...
I can’t believe you actually said it’s pretty easy to Google search and find out who’s behind it..

Of course… isn’t that the point? Someone who’s trying to hide something will make it pretty easy to Google search and find false information..
soggy wrote:
🤦🏼‍♂️ Your critical thinking skills are on par with a rock.
GrapeApe wrote:
This isn't the worst thought he has reduced to writing on Vital. Just let that sink in for a minute.
Some of you guys are simply vile.
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MXBen711 wrote:
I’ve seen the bike, and it’s being tested extensively in the UK by a number of ex professional riders
I want to believe but...
1/3/2022 1:28pm
MXBen711 wrote:
I’ve seen the bike, and it’s being tested extensively in the UK by a number of ex professional riders
-MAVERICK- wrote:
Can you describe the bike?
All jokes aside it looks a lot like a KTM, especially the motor. Had black plastics on when I saw it, and the Airbox/shock reservoir area is very open
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1/3/2022 2:28pm
MXBen711 wrote:
I’ve seen the bike, and it’s being tested extensively in the UK by a number of ex professional riders
-MAVERICK- wrote:
Can you describe the bike?
MXBen711 wrote:
All jokes aside it looks a lot like a KTM, especially the motor. Had black plastics on when I saw it, and the Airbox/shock reservoir area...
All jokes aside it looks a lot like a KTM, especially the motor. Had black plastics on when I saw it, and the Airbox/shock reservoir area is very open
Keep going...
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1/3/2022 2:29pm
Leaked photo

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1/3/2022 2:47pm
What if it’s right in front of us, we just haven’t clocked it yet?? No photos. No test bikes. No witnesses. People who [i]Should[/i] be in...
What if it’s right in front of us, we just haven’t clocked it yet??

No photos.
No test bikes.
No witnesses.
People who Should be in the know seemingly don’t know anything..

So despite the big announcement, it seems like it doesnt exist… or does it?

Who knows what about STARK as a company?

Could STARK VARGE be the test name of the new Triumph??
ML512 wrote:
No, the brands and product have no relation.
Stark hired test rider Josh Hill, who is the brother of Justin Hill, who rode for MCR on a Honda, who Ricky Carmichael rode for, who is now “an active partner in both bike testing and preparation for racing” for Triumph.

Stark also hired Sebastien Tortelli as a test rider, who was a teammate with Carmichael in 2002.

Stark also hired Mat Rebeaud as a test rider, and Mat has a poster of Ricky Carmichael in his garage.

But yeah, sure...no connection.
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1/3/2022 3:10pm
dirtwalker wrote:
Leaked photo [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2022/01/03/526312/s1200_6FE97728_150F_493C_9EF6_BF027527F0F9.jpg[/img]
Leaked photo

good looking KTM.
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1/3/2022 3:16pm
soggy wrote:
🤦🏼‍♂️ Your critical thinking skills are on par with a rock.
I guess you’ve never heard of a ‘skunkworks project’?

Google that..

And if it fails Triumph look bad.
But if they start up a new company and it fails, close the company and it’s forgotten in weeks.
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1/3/2022 3:49pm
Well, here’s to hoping it’s real, performs awesome and isn’t priced out of sight.
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